It seems curious that a porn company known for its commitment to things like ten man cum slams and five guy cream pies would be turning to a squeaky-clean arena like YouTube to peddle its wares—but that's exactly what Kick Ass Pictures has done with the official launch of its PG-13 promo video channel. (Then again, they're not exactly strangers to this whole mainstream publicity thing; this is, after all, the same studio that made their former contract star Mary Carey a household name everywhere from Peoria to Petaluma with her gubernatorial bid a couple of years ago.) But is YouTube's community standards team ready to have hot porn babes like Sasha Grey, Alexis Love, and Paige Taylor share bandwith with all those political campaign clips and Beyoncé tributes while they're parading around in skimpy outfits and smoking weed on a porn set? We can't wait to tune in every week to find out.

· Kick Ass Pictures on YouTube (youtube.com)
· Kick Ass Pictures (kickass.com)

As we prematurely lurch and stumble into the 2008 campaign season here in the United States, it's nice to know that in some parts of the world at least there are candidates for public office whose platforms we can support completely. So even though we're not entirely sure what she's running for (and wouldn't be able to vote even if we did since we let our Belgian voter registration lapse years ago), we're throwing our full endorsement behind NEE party senate candidate Tania Derveaux, who pledges to give her constituency a grand total of 40,000 blowjobs if she is elected. If nothing else, we have to admire her determination: she figures it will take her 500 days to make good on her promise at the rate of a jawbone-defying 80 blowjobs per day. A lofty goal to be sure, but we suppose if our own candidates are promising to clean up the mess in Iraq and sponsor a sweeping overhaul of our national health care system, anything is possible.

· NEE: "My name is Tania Derveaux ..." (nee-antwerpen.be)
· "The Carrot & The Stick" (alterati.com)

Previously: Wet Spots: Not Endorsed By Jenna Jameson, Wet Spots: Politics, Britney Spears Style, Presidential Pornstar Poll @ Adultcon Los Angeles, Al Goldstein For President!, Decision 2006: We Have A Winner, Decision 2006: The Great Babe Debate, Morning Wood: Hot Election Day Action, Don't Stroke! Vote!, BREAKING! Mary Carey: Out of the Running, Pornstar Political Roundup