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· Evan Seinfeld Tera Patrick RTA PSA (youtube.com)
· "Tera Patrick, Evan Seinfeld Featured in New RTA Public Service Announcement" (avn.com)

· "Sex Hygeine" (veoh.com, via sexblo.gs/Hugo Strikes Back)

Unless today is your first visit to Fleshbotland (if so, where have you been?), then you're aware of the colorfully endowed presence of Michelle Aston. Even if you haven't been around much, there's a still a good chance she's been all up in your face—and maybe a few other places—with her growing library of porny endeavors. (Not to mention her insane, nearly full-body tattoo that according to NASA is visible from the International Space Station.) Now is the time for newcomers to get on board with the launch of her new more colorful web presence. (Note the extra hyphen.) We really can't get enough of our altporn princesses around here, so it seems only proper to inform you of this address change so that one gets lost on their hunt for quality naughty photos. We just hope you can find your way back.

· Michelle Aston (michelle-aston.com)

Previously: RazorDolls Sharpens Up Its Act, Quickies: Michelle Aston, Fleshbot's Top Ten Crush Objects Of 2006, Meet Michelle Aston

If you're the type of person who is a little unsettled by the voyeuristic nature of galleries featuring anonymous babes photographed on the beach without their knowledge, well ... you might want to skip to the next post. Those of you who do enjoy a little virtual ogling, though—or who are just fascinated by human nature in all its pervy forms—might find it interesting to hear from someone who actually takes a lot of those pictures via this mini-interview with Flickr user "thongking." The kind folks at Sun and Sin asked where and how he takes his photos, how to avoid looking like the overeager perv that you are, and the best beaches in Florida to see some extra skin. They also probe his thoughts on the great question of the 21st Century, "How come Americans don't wear thongs anymore?" We hate to hazard a guess, but take pint-sized digital cameras, add the internet and a sprinkle of Flickr, and you just might have your answer. But don't let that stop anyone from doing what they can to bring the shore to your home. As you know, we are allergic to sunlight, so anything that brings us closer to nature is all right in our book.

· "Why are We No Longer Wearing Thongs on American Beaches?" (sunandsin.com)
· Photos from m197203 (Flickr)

Previously: Sublime Bikinis: New Zealand Cottage Industry Gone Wild, I Share My Bitch, How To Get Attention On Flickr (Hint: Thongs), The Endless Summer of the Nude Beach Babes, Nude Beach Babe Megapost, Outdoor Pussy @ VoyeurWeb: Flashing It For Cash, Plumpr, Flickr, Blogs and Ethics

You know those websites that post nothing but videos of skateboarders falling down staircases, little kids getting hit by wiffleball bats, and cars taking out spectators at one of those European road rally races? This video is sort of like a porn version of that. You know what's coming, you want to look away ... but you just can't. It helps to know that everyone walked away unscathed, but when someone is about to get owned on camera, schadenfreude has a way of getting the best of us all. This also a great way to convince people to think twice about their pee fetishes. Not because there's anything weird about it—it's just too scary.

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· That Hurts! (XXXUploads)

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