We all know about the delightfully pervertable uses of fruits and vegetables, but sometimes even the tried and true cucumber method can get a little stale. If you want to step it up a notch, why not turn that boring old tuber or melon into a lively vibrator? The fine folks at Homemade Sex Toys have added a new tutorial, with DIY instructions for converting your favorite foods for a buzztastic good time. The construction seems like a pretty simple task, so just add a few extra items to your grocery list and you're in business. At the very least, it should make your next still-life painting session a little more special.

· Make Your Own Produce Vibrator (homemade-sex-toys.com)

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Have you been eating fucking your vegetables? We admit that with all the yummy holiday treats lying around that there hasn't been as much of the green stuff in our diet lately as there should be, and we fully intend to start eating better once the new year rolls around: It's all about maintaining a good balance, and while we do love our sweets, the garden menu can be pretty filling too. It doesn't even matter if you shop organic or not—we like our health, but we're not freaks about or anything. Unlike some people.

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· "Fucked with a cucumber!" (xTube.com)

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