A Real Swinger's Orgy

Studio: Private
Director: Kink.com
Starring: Peter Acworth, Princess Donna, Mr. Big, Maestro, Bella Rossi, Sarah Shevon, Sindee Jennings, Annie Cruz, Chery Torn, Catrina Cummings, Lilla Katt, Hollie Stevens, Savannah West, Amber Keen, Mason, Mark Davis, Mr. Pete, Derrick Pierce, John Strong, Mister Torn, Ed Vincent, Curt Wooster, Dean Strong, Trina Cox, Ryker, Danger Girl, Amber Rayne

Review by: Gram Ponante

Peter Acworth has a problem. He has impulsively made a promise to a very big client that he will film an epic swinger orgy at the massive Armory Building in San Francisco, which he happens to own as president of Kink.com.

Once he gets the go-ahead to begin shooting, he must then populate the event and dress the room, two things that anyone who knows Peter Acworth also knows he will have no problem doing. But, for purposes of this delightful, documentary-style porn Kink.com made in association with Private, we watch the British Acworth get all Hugh Grant nebbishy and tie himself into knots as the big day gets closer.

He approaches the always interesting Princess Donna in a bar. Here she plays a forgotten trophy wife. In a line that I will use shamelessly, he says, "If you are short of something to do, you should come to my sex party."

Various storylines unfold: a "Pina Colada"-style "I didn't know that you liked sex in public" misunderstanding between Mark Davis and his doctor (both show up at the Armory at the same time), a husband who thinks his wife is a prude, even though she looks exactly like Princess Donna, and a hapless cameraman whose real dream is to be in front of the camera, you know, fucking (when put to the test, he can't unload in time but, unlike in most porn, this fellow has a story arc).

Kink.com, which is known for hardcore fetish sites like Ultimate Surrender, Wired Pussy, and Men In Pain, is no stranger to suspension—as in naked girls dangling from ropes—but this is suspension of disbelief. We gladly check our cynicism at the door as the movie asks us to forget things we already know but then charmingly ties everything back together.

Orgy Day comes and the Armory looks great. A group of naked porn stars arrive, such as Sindee Jennings, Annie Cruz (rarely seen in Porn Valley anymore—it's good to know where she's been hiding), the adorable Sarah Shevon, beautiful, lush redheads Bella Rossi and Cherry Torn, and reliable porn dudes Mr. Pete and Derrick Pierce, all of them there to get the party started.

And that is what the final 80 percent of "A Real Swinger's Orgy" is: fucking, mixed with unobtrusive but satisfying plot resolutions.

Mark Davis, veteran woodsman that he is, cannot resist giving directions in a manner that would get a younger man kicked out of bed. Acworth, ever the fidgety host, flits here and there with seltzer bottles and drink orders, Sindee Jennings can be heard shrieking across the room, soaking all that nice antique furniture. At one point Mr. Pete is servicing Shevon ("Don't fuck me back or I'll come") when he hears Jennings caterwaul across the room and he shoots her a dirty look.

If this movie had been made 300 miles south in Los Angeles, the lights would have been too bright and the checks could not have been cashed fast enough. But we really are convinced that "A Real Swinger's Orgy" is the real deal, even with a little help from the pros.

So if you're not short of something to do, you should really watch this sex party.

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We feel fairly certain that we played no small part in her decision to do porn—doubtless, we played a very large part, and we hope that when Ivy's a big ol' star, she remembers just how important dear Fleshbot was to getting the ball rolling. Ivy! You can send our royalty checks to the New York office, okay? And make sure they're made out to our legal name... Cash.

· Ivy Mokhov and Princess Donna (wiredpussy.com)

Are the remnants of a hot session a mark of pride? A mark of shame? Do models enjoy getting black and blue while they're getting roughed up—or is it something they'd rather avoid? Find out in this fascinating look at the world of BDSM porn.

· Proof of Punishment: Mark of Honor or Mark of Shame? (behindkink.com)

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· Crash Pad Series (crashpadseries.com)
· Blowfish Presents (blowfish.com)

Helmed by WiredPussy.com director Princess Donna, PublicDisgrace.com features the veteran domme displaying bound and submissive women in public and presenting them to be viewed, felt, fondled and even fucked not only by male performers but by passing strangers.

"The site explores the shame and humiliation a girl feels when she is tied up, exposed and fucked in a public setting," said Donna. "It’ll appeal to both the voyeur and the exhibitionist. It’s totally hot, totally real, and unbelievably fun to shoot."

Just in case you don't believe what Princess Donna has to say about her new venture (but why wouldn't you?), the good people at Kink were kind enough to share an exclusive sneak peek of their new venture, which you'll find below. And you thought Foxy Jacky had problems?

PublicDisgrace.com goes live October 1.

• Public Disgrace (publicdisgrace.com)

As with all her Vivid-Ed releases, Tristan begins this installment of "The Expert Guide to the G-Spot" with a brief lecture. With the help of Princess Donna and Sarah Blake, who provide a live action demo, Tristan educates the viewer (and an audience of porn stars) on the finer points of female anatomy and g-spot stimulation. Turns out you don't need a fancy ultrasound machine to find a woman's special area: fingers or toys will do the trick just fine. And (spoiler alert!) every woman has a g-spot, even if every woman's g-spot isn't equally sensitive.

Once Tristan's imparted her wisdom, the action segues from the classroom to the bedroom. In three hot scenes, we're shown the basics — and not-so-basics — of g-spot stimulation: using fingers, toys, and a variety of fancy positions, the cast of "The Expert Guide to the G-Spot" shows us exactly how it's done, and, in the last scene, how "it" can lead to the wonder that is female ejaculation (a bonus girl-girl scene, illustrating the basics of strap-on sex, is also included on the disc). Tristan stays on as a voiceover, offering insight on the different tactics and techniques being demonstrated, with occasional assistance from some colorful, pop-up video style notes.

(Bonus tip: Want to enjoy the hot sex without the pressure of having to learn something? The scenes are also available without the voiceovers.)

Instructional porn is a notoriously tricky genre. Though it seems only logical to have porn stars - who are, after all, sex professionals - teaching us regular folk about sex, in practice, it can get a little complicated. Education (which requires a brain full of blood) is pitted against titillation (which... doesn't), and it can be hard to find a balance between the two. Judging from her entries in the Vivid-Ed line so far, Tristan been quite successful with making porn that's as smart as it is sexy. We can't wait to see what she comes out with next—we'll happily learn whatever she's willing to teach us.

· Order "The Expert Guide to the G-Spot" (adult.dvdempire.com)
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See more snaps after the gap.

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The delightful Page Morgan couldn't even get into the bar where the party for Vena Virago's "Eastside Story" was held. Why? Because she was only 19, the poor thing. She gamely posed on some motorcycles outside. When we attempted the same pose, we were beaten and horribly mutilated.

Karlie Montana, Ava Rose, and Tommy Gunn discuss their motivation for an upcoming scene. Strangely enough, those are the outfits they were wearing on the way in.

Kylie Ireland explains the finer points of applied dildology to Lorelei Lee and Princess Donna on the set of a Slutwerks movie.

We were just a little bit in love with this series of photos from the filming of "Barely Legal 75" this summer, as well we should have been. Here I ask the girls to channel their favorite emo artists.

Newly-minted Fleshbot Crush Object Jenny Hendrix on one of her phones wearing one of her extensions. Both the extensions and the phone were gone by the end of the year.

Finally, evil pixie Aiden Starr stopped by the offices of Fleshbot West recently and just stood there. That's all we really needed.

Thanks so much for a wonderful year, Fleshbot readers!

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I grabbed her hand, I just had to feel her close to me. I told her how suddenly wet I was and how good it'd felt when I came. She just held onto me and I knew I'd picked the right person for my virgin piercing experience...

If the lesbians can show their feelings, why can't we have "Dirtpipe Milkshakes And Long Walks on the Beach"?

(Photo of Lorelei Lee and Princess Donna from Kylie Ireland's "Submitted for Your Approval")

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Even as Fleshbot's Porn Valley Bureau has temporarily relocated to the fragrant banks of the Neponset River this week, we revel in our pre-trip visits to several titillating locales, including that of nascent sexy violence-flavored production company SlutWerkz, where we found Princess Donna about to do something to the game Lorelei Lee. Join us after the gap for a catfight in a limo, a pre-piercing inspection, and a guy who loves his job. - GP

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SlutWerkz is Kylie Ireland's new label. Here she checks out the delightful Lorelei Lee before Princess Donna went to work on her with some acupuncture needles. "Submitted for Your Approval" will be the company's first movie.

While a Playboy Mansion benefit for Nicki Hunter was beset with difficulties, at least we had fun in the limo. From left: Jada Fire, Bettie Rage, a bit of Shannon Kelly, just-less-than-what-we-want-from Cossette Angel, Amber Peach, and (ditto Cossette Angel) Veronica Rayne.

Finally, here's performer Byron Long doing what comes naturally to Lorena Sanchez on the set of Chatsworth Pictures' "Cuckolds 2". Your humble narrator plays one of the "cucks", so prepare for an inventory-clearing run on this movie when it comes out this summer.

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