You won't see that on TV, but you will see it online: it's all a part of "The Fold," a sci-fi sex comedy launching online on August 4. Featuring some of our favorite New York performers (including Porno Jim and Julie Atlas Muz), and enough plot twists to keep your head spinning for days, "The Fold" is a must-see for this season. Check out the clip above and be glad you don't have to subscribe to a premium programming package to enjoy all the fun.

· The Fold (thefold.tv)

· It seems that the plucky Barbie Cummings was not the first lady that a certain Tennessee state trooper has given "special treatment." (Not that Barbie is complaining.) We guess free blowjobs aren't an official perk of the job. (usatoday.com + newschannel5.com)

· You remember Tea Leoni, right? If not, these bikini pictures probably won't jog your memory, but you should check anyway just to be safe. (theblemish.com)

· Did you know Kelly Hu was once an X-Man? Or X-Woman? Or X-Person? Whatever ... now she's just X-Hot. (dailypoa.com)

· August political rag The New Republic may be struggling to find readers, but more stories about Porno Jim and cum blankets should certainly turn things around. (Gawker)

· How will Ohio's strippers cope when the new adult entertainment law goes into effect this summer? If only there were some sort of "club" where they go to unwind and have some fun ... (ohiou.edu)

· Popular music is apparently dominated by "sexy and edgy" lyrics, which we would know nothing about since we smashed our victrolas in protest when that "Elvis Preseley" character started shaking his hips so scandalously. (reuters.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Porno Jim is serious about porn—it's in his name after all. He's so serious that his debut feature "Hookin' Up" will have not one, but two DVD release parties. The first "pre-release" party was held at the bar MI-5 in New York last night, which is not to be confused with the actual release party scheduled for next month. What do you find at a pre-release party? Boobs, of course, and lots of bright flashy things ... a few of which happen to be attached to boobs. (What a coincidence!) There was lots of other random naughtiness, which seems appropriate for a movie about what happens when a bunch of crazy kids get together and start, you know, hooking up. So did life imitate art at closing time last night? Only the guy who sold you bagels this morning knows for sure.

· "Hookin' Up" (official site @ hookinupthemovie.com)
· Porno Jim's Party Pictures (randomnightout.com)
· Video by Richard Blakeley

Previously: Fleshbot Facials: Porno Jim Is Here To Save The World, Porno Jim's "Hooking Up"

You're probably still figuring out what to wear to next week's pre-release party for "Hookin' Up," the directorial debut of adult movie arbiter Porno Jim. While you were mulling over the definition of "something sexy," the man himself stopped by the super-secret Fleshbot East Coast compound to tell us why simply watching porno was no longer good enough, and also why he chose to get into the business without (gasp!) moving to the San Fernando Valley. Is he insane ... or crazy like a perverted fox? We guess you'll have to buy "Hookin' Up" (or come to the party and ask him yourself) to find out.

· "Hookin' Up" (trailers + more @ hookinupthemovie.com)
· Video by Richard Blakeley

Previously: Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: "Hookin' Up" Party, Porno Jim's "Hooking Up", Fleshbot Facials Archive