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Return To Phoenix, AZ(Z): "I Bang Pornstars" Redux

Gram Ponante — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:45:33 EST

After some unpleasantness at his tennis job, Geoff "Chef Jeff" Mena returned to porn with the same reluctance that Michael Corleone returned to La Cosa Nostra in "G3". But the thing is, he's good at it. The shtick of I Bang Pornstars is that Jeff flies porn talent from Bob Hope to Sky Harbor, pays them a chunk of cash, does with them the only thing one can do in a Phoenix suburb, and more often that not soils the off-white pile condo carpeting. Above is a shot of his tryst with Carly Parker.

Well, somebody's gotta make porn in Arizona if Jenna isn't anymore and, seriously, Jeff—it beats tennis.

· I Bang Porn Stars (paysite@ibangpornstars.com)
· "Porn elbow: Mena's POV past clouds tennis career" (gramponante.com)

"Evil Head" Hits The Road

Gram Ponante — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:18:23 EDT

Evil pixie Joanna Angel and Doug Sakmann, who directed her in "Re-Penetrator" and "The XXXorcist", are taking the shorts on the road just in time for Halloween, with screenings in New York, Annapolis, and Eugene, OR. Along with the movies they will preview a trailer for "Evil Head", starring Tommy Pistol (doing the dead-on Bruce Campbell imitation) and Gia Paloma. (Just as long as you don't tell us that Ash was gay from the beginning ... )

· Evil Head (evilhead.com)
· Burning Angel (burningangel.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Well, We Bang Porn Stars Too

Gram Ponante — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 21:39:12 EDT

Porn personality and tennis teacher Geoff "Chef Jeff" Mena was fired by the recreation department of the city of Surprise, AZ after an anonymous plaintiff Googled the kindly city tennis instructor to discover his not-so-secret porn moonlighting, which includes the site IBangPornStars.com.

"Mr. Mena's other career made us wary of him teaching our wives, daughters and their teenage friends," the plaintiff wrote in a letter Mena obtained via a Freedom of Information Act request. Their hot teenage friends, I'd hasten to add.

Mena tells us that the job was going great before the anonymous letter appeared, and that his boss already knew about his porn affiliation. "We've known each other for years," he said. "He asked me about it before he hired me. It was irrelevent."

Porn will take you back, Geoff. Please bring Anna Kournikova with you.

· "Chef Jeff Fired frm Tennis Job Over Porn Past?" (avn.com)
· SDurprise tennis facility offers up soft opening (azcentral.com)
· I Bang Porn Stars (ibangpornstars.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Katja Kassin In The Territories

Gram Ponante — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:31:21 EDT

You will agree that some strip clubs suck. They are soulless, antiseptic places. But we have a good feeling about Rancho Cordova's Gold Club Centerfolds, in a section of unincorporated land near Sacramento. It has a Schrödingerian quality of unlimited potential. And who better to grace such a stage than oiled Land Mädel Katja Kassin, which she will from tonight through Saturday?

"Only my rigid sense of Right can bring order to the hinterlands," Fraulein Badonkadonk did not say.

· Gold Club Centerfolds (goldclubcenterfolds.com)
· Katja Kassin (clubkatja.com)