...an Atlanta Hawks Dancer named Briana.

Wait, what? You've never heard of Briana, and you're not shocked to learn that she's now in porn? Well, way to steal our thunder, buddy. Would you at least humor us by watching this preview for her first ever scene on Naughty America? Frankly, we think it's the least you could do.

· NBA Atlanta Hawks Dancer Brandy Blair on Naughty America in New Porn Scene (naughtymerica.com)

· Image courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Over the weekend, we received word that Jon "War Machine" Koppenhaver had posted a note to his MySpace blog alerting his fans that he'd just shot his first ever porno scene with none other than Riley Steele of Digital Playground. Not being ones to run wild with rumors (well, not usually, anyway), we put in a call to the good people at Digital Playground. And guess what? War Machine did bang Riley! On camera, even!

From what we've heard, War Machine (who's currently repped by LA Direct Models) lost his porn virginity in a gonzo scene shot by Robby D (currently untitled, but we're sure it'll be good). And how did the fighter fare?

According to Riley:

I was incredibly turned on when I first saw War Machine. He's very sexy and has an amazing body. He admitted to being a bit nervous, which actually made me nervous too. When the camera started, he completely shocked me. He was an animal and a total natural! War Machine is now on the top of my list!

Robby D was similarly impressed:

He had a great top game and was able to take Riley's back several times. Riley reversed the position and mounted War Machine, but I don't think he minded. Eventually Riley tapped out, and War Machine rewarded her with a load to the face. On a serious note, War Machine's experience in front of the camera through his fighting career made my job a lot easier as the director. He was made for this.

Tres exciting. We look forward to seeing where War Machine ends up...and though it's incredibly unlikely, we can't help but hope for a Syd Blakovich/War Machine scene. Hey, what can we say? We're dying to know what happens when two MMA fighters enter the, ahem, ring.

· War Machine (ladirectmodels.com)
· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
· Image of Riley Steele courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
· "War Machine" Becomes an Adult Actor, Hell Freezes Over (watchkalibrun.com)

With all the talk of pornstars crossing out of porn and into the mainstream, it's somewhat of a shock to see a mainstream star (well, one who's not Evan Seinfeld) crossing into porn. How'd the whole thing go down?

"I enjoy acting, and I really like sex," McCarty said. "This was the perfect opportunity to combine two of my passions. I approached Vivid with the idea of shooting a film with a sexy but interesting storyline, and I was pleasantly surprised with the amount of control I was given throughout the production process. I am very pleased with the final edit of 'Faithless,' and I just may do another adult film."

Wait, she approached Vivid? Kelli McCarty, you are totally our hero. Now can you just make it so we can watch the hardcore trailer for your movie without giving up our credit card number? Cause that would be super swell.

· Kelli McCarty (kelliusa.com)
· Former Miss USA To Star In Vivid's 'Faithless' (xbiz.com)

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