· OK, Michelle Marsh—we already conceded that you and your countrywomen like Jana Defi have huge boobs. No need to rub it in. (On second thought, a little more rubbing would be nice.) (the-feeding-tube.com)

· Valentine's Day is a great day to lose your virginity—unless you're a teenager in Thailand, in which case you should probably just go to the movies. (reuters.co.uk)

· Have you heard of these things called "blogs," where people write about intimate, personal details and then put them on this thing called the internets where anyone can read them? Please, tell us more! (stuff.co.nz)

· Anna Nicole Smith is not the first former Playboy Playmate to die tragically at a young age, although we're not sure Pat Sheehan's heart attack at age 74 makes her exactly "cursed." (foxnews.com + thesun.co.uk)

· Women deserve the best things in life, so why do they settle for second-rate sex? If you have to settle for anything it shouldn't be orgasms. (msnbc.msn.com)

· We're not sure if you should take this romantic "advice" from the mad geniuses of history. Just because a guy figures out relativity doesn't make him an Einstein in the sack. (mentalfloss.com)

· Finally, just a reminder that pornography is a "poison" that is "left in your brain forever"! We guess we should have told you that before we showed you the boobs, huh? (byu.edu)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

We're as stunned as everyone else is today about the untimely death of Anna Nicole Smith, and while we can all expect to see endless media tributes ("tributes") over the coming weeks about her various reality show moments, memorable public appearances, weight issues and legal squabbles, let's not forget the reasons why she was famous to begin with: exactly fifteen years after her first Playboy cover appearance (and subsequent crowning as 1993's Playmate of the Year) she remains one of the magazine's most iconic models in its history, and those Guess ads she did are still a lot more sexy than most of what you'll see in the glossy magazines of today. Our thoughts will be with her not-quite-husband and infant daughter this weekend as we dust off our old copies of "The Hudsucker Proxy" and "Naked Gun 33/3" for a memorial film festival in her honor. Rest in peace, Anna Nicole—you were a true original.

· "Anna Nicole Smith Dies" (CNN)
· "Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead" (Defamer)
· "And Now She's Dead: Anna Nicole Smith" (Gawker)
· Anna Nicole Smith (Playmate profile @ playboy.com)
· Anna Nicole Smith (Wikipedia entry)

More of what we'll be remembering Anna Nicole for after the jump.

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· Anna Nicole Smith Photo Directory (torontopics.com)
· Anna Nicole Smith Galleries: heffshappyhouse.blogspot.com + normsfoxes.blogspot.com + centerfoldbabez.com + celebrity-video-post.com; more @ kellyfind.com + askjolene.com

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· Fleshbot's Anna Nicole Smith Archive