The clits in these videos are throbbing with surgical steel. Watch as the couples lick it, flick it, suck it and fuck it. Who says you can't improve on perfection?

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

plays with cock against her pussy (yuvutu.com)

Rock Hard and Ready to Blow (xtube.com)

Great Cuming in Piercing Pussy (megaporn.com)

Cute Blonde Anal Sex (megaporn.com)

College Girl in Leather Boots (megaporn.com)

Pierced Clit (megaporn.com)

Tasing Her Fresh Pierce Clit (megaporn.com)

Close Up Piercing Pussy (megaporn.com)

Pierced Clit and Cumshot (pornhub.com)

do it yourself (xnxx.com)

From this we can see not only the size and shape of her boobs, but also confirm that, yes, she does indeed have pierced nipples. Very, very interesting...

Rihanna (taxidrivermovie.com)
Rihanna (taxidrivermovie.com)
Rihanna (taxidrivermovie.com)

Isabella, we'd tell you to get out of our head...but we like the results of your prying way, way too much to ever keep you away.

Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)
Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)
Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)
Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)
Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)
Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)

Blueblood has an interview up with heavily modded model Jax, who, yes, has a split tongue and whole lotta piercings—and happens to really, really love horror movies. And in addition to her fascinating thoughts on the topic of bod mods and horror, she also happens to be featured in a pretty slamming gallery. Best of both worlds, right?

· Jax - The Horror and Gore Interview (blueblood.net)
· Jax PVC Dress Body Mods photo gallery (blueblood.net)

"Modified Eros" opens this Friday, November 9, at Arena Studios in New York City and runs until January 18. An opening reception will be held at Arena Studios on November 9 from 7-10pm.

· "Modified Eros" @ Arena Studios, NYC (exhibit info + more gallery info @ arenastudios.com)
· Bella Vendetta (bellavendetta.com)
· Audacia Ray (wakingvixen.com)

Porno Jim is serious about porn—it's in his name after all. He's so serious that his debut feature "Hookin' Up" will have not one, but two DVD release parties. The first "pre-release" party was held at the bar MI-5 in New York last night, which is not to be confused with the actual release party scheduled for next month. What do you find at a pre-release party? Boobs, of course, and lots of bright flashy things ... a few of which happen to be attached to boobs. (What a coincidence!) There was lots of other random naughtiness, which seems appropriate for a movie about what happens when a bunch of crazy kids get together and start, you know, hooking up. So did life imitate art at closing time last night? Only the guy who sold you bagels this morning knows for sure.

· "Hookin' Up" (official site @ hookinupthemovie.com)
· Porno Jim's Party Pictures (randomnightout.com)
· Video by Richard Blakeley

Previously: Fleshbot Facials: Porno Jim Is Here To Save The World, Porno Jim's "Hooking Up"

· Another sex tape from a minor celebrity you probably have no interest in seeing fuck? This "nastiest" one yet is allegedly from an American Idol finalist that everyone forgot about two years ago. Anyone out there who doesn't have a sex tape please raise your hand. (tmz.com)

· Actually, we wouldn't mind seeing one of the "Deal Or No Deal" models come out with a homemade porn video—but until that day arrives, we guess we'll just have to settle for them standing around looking sexy while holding their little briefcases. (entertainment.wikia.com - thanks Robert)

· We think it's appalling that so many kids are getting their sex education from magazines like FHM and Cosmo. They're supposed to be learning that stuff on teh internets like everyone else. (thesun.co.uk)

· Meanwhile in Korea, half of all teenagers have seen porn before. We guess that's considered home schooling. (hankooki.com)

· Think you've seen it all? How about a tug of war between two girls ... using their piercings? Their pubic mound piercings. Didn't see that one coming did you? (Warning: Not for the squeamish.) (modblog.bmezine.com)

· Don't worry ... pornography addiction is a treatable condition. Take two Flesh Flicks and call us in the morning. (ktre.com)

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When you see a preview gallery on a lesbian porn site or two chicks getting friendly in our Best of Babelogs Archive, it usually really does look like they're lost in their own world of moist Sapphic rapture—but things are actually much more difficult than they appear. You think it's easy to hold still for minutes at a time with one leg high in the air and another girl's tongue on your pussy ring? As evidenced by these clips of the sublime Tall Goddess and helpmeet Eva during a shoot for master erotic photographer Earl Miller, these ladies are all business—and even if their business happens to be having sex with other hot ladies (grueling work, we know), respect should be paid. And even if sometimes it's more fun not to know how the ... er, sausage is made.

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· Tall Goddess and Eva. Lesbian box munch (PornoTube)

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· Tall Goddess and Eva.Lesbian box munch2 (PornoTube)

See also:
· Earl Miller (paysite preview @ earlmiller.com)
· Tall Goddess (tallgoddess.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

You wouldn't know it from our almost daily bombardment of bikini babe galleries, but times are actually pretty tough for the sub-porn genre of guy-friendly magazines. As you know, the US version of FHM is dunzo and our glossy-headed sibling site Gawker informs us that Dennis Publishing—the godfather of the lad mag business—is looking to sell off its roster of titles, which includes Maxim, Blender and Stuff. Not mentioned in those stories, however, is Bizarre, another Dennis outfit that is happily plugging along and just launched a redesign of their website. Even though the girls skew more toward the tattooed and pierced set than all-American (er, all-British) beach babes, they keep the same treasured format of scantily-clad hotties, man-tastic "news you can use", and generally "weird shit". The website also has the value-added Ultra Vixens feature where any regular gal can set up a profile page and post her own photos—though of course they still have room for the not-so-regular girls like Sophie Howard, Aria Giovanni, and the divine Vikki Blows too. Maybe flying under the radar has been a good thing for Bizarre. After all, the boss can't get rid of you if he doesn't remember that you work for him.

· Bizarre Magazine UK (bizarremag.com)
· "Dennis Comes Clean About Titles For Sale" (adage.com, via Gawker)
· Thumbnail star: Vikki Blows (bizarremag.com)

Previously: SuicideGirls vs. Lithium Picnic, Leeann Tweeden and FHM's Last Gasp, Zoo's 100 Hottest Topless Pics of 2006, Bizarre Babes

· Contrary to what the folks at GameDaily might think in their survey of World Of Warcraft celeb lookalikes, we do happen to think that Orcs are hot. Especially the ones who look like Jenny McCarthy. (gamedaily.com, via Double Viking)

· Drew Barrymore likes to run through wheat fields naked, Mariah Carey likes to roll around in the snow with no clothes on ... and other useless celebrity tidbits that fill up space on really slow news days. (thesun.co.uk)

· What should a person do if they happen to be born with a third nipple? Get it pierced, of course. You might as well get some use out of it. (photos @ bmezine.com.nyud.net)

· A "prominent public-health researcher" is arrested for jerking off at the urinals in Atlanta's Hartsfield-Jackson Airport. Shouldn't a public-health researcher know that that's what the stalls are for? (newsobserver.com)

· Folks in Hawaii are upset about a new MTV reality show that is pretty much just a bunch white kids trying to get laid. We think that's all of MTV's current shows, but they're probably talking about one in particular. (cbs5.com)

· "Pornography is like a plague ravaging the souls of people." Wow, that's the best anti-porn scare quote we've heard in a long time; nothing like a little Old Testament gloom and doom to make that six year old issue of Juggz in our nightstand look seem more exciting than it really is. (catholic.org.sg)

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· Congratulations to übermodel Brooke Burke on her new baby girl, whose birth was perfectly timed to prepare for the upcoming bikini season. (cnn.com)

· CBS denies Booble's attempt to buy an ad during this year's Super Bowl. Says their founder, "Maybe they just think I'm a shameless publicity seeking pornographer." Gosh ... that doesn't sound like anyone we know. (xbiz.com)

· "Everything you ever wanted to know about anal piercing but were afraid to ask." In other words, "everything there is to know about anal piercing." (WARNING: Includes photos that are not for the squeamish.) (bmezine.com)

· Adam & Eve announces that they will soon stop selling all sex toys that contain toxic phthalates, so that you can finally stick things inside yourself with confidence. (tinynibbles.com)

· So what kind of devices would a sex researcher use to conduct all their experiments? Oooh ... kinky! (wired.com)

· A World Cup skier takes a nude ride down the mountain to pay up on a bet he lost with his physical therapist. Let's hope he didn't lose another bet with frostbite. (ap.org)

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It might not always be pornographic (or at least not to everyone's pornographic taste), but for our dose of alt culture awesomeness we like to go directly to the source: BMEZine founder Shannon Larratt posts the best of the best incoming pictures from the body modification community on his ModBlog—and he's got a predilection for posting pics of tattooed and pierced hotties in the nude. He just added a "corset piercings" tag to ModBlog, so you won't have to wade through pictures of amazing body art when you just want to see sexy corseted flesh. For the uninitiated, corset piercings are a bunch of temporary play piercings grouped in a pattern that can be laced together with ribbon; they make pretty bodies even prettier, and don't cover up skin like those old-fashioned cloth corsets do. (And extreme piercings or not, Shannon knows the horrors of 2257 regulations better than a lot of porno people do. Solidarity, yo.)
- AR

· Corset Piercing (modblog.bmezine.com)