Why settle for a single lover when you can have two instead? You would have thought this kind of logical, more ecumenical approach to sex would have reared it's beautiful head in America, the home of buy one get one free, of fast food supersizing, of Costco.

The Beach Boys initially promised us we could all have two girls for every guy, which seemed really nice of them, until Charlie Manson had to go and pick all the petals off the Flower Power generation and ruin the deal. Thanks Uncle Charlie for being the last one out of the Summer of Love party in the Sixties and turning off the lights on the way out of the door! Americans wandered around as a society confused and embarrassed most of the next two decades until porn became it's cool but dirty secret with the advent of the VCR. Slowly since then the French term for threeway love has made it's comeback as well.

Sin City first introduced us to its epic homage to the triangle of lust a little over a year ago. It was immediately hailed as a victory for civilization by Not Carla Bruni and several other porn parody icons. "Menage A Twat : Part Deux" picks up roughly where its predecessor left off, bearing witness to the dream of having uncensored threeway love with girls like Ariana Jollee, Barbara Summer, Brooke Banner, Dani Woodward, Daryn Darby, Delilah Strong, Georgia X, Goldie Coxx, Jessica Jammer, Maya Gates, Penny Flame, Persia DeCarlo, Sativa Rose, Savannah Stern, Tiffany Taylor, Venus, and Jay Star. It's a smorgasbord of girls using their hearts, and other loving organs, to bring pleasure back to America in the way we all once dreamed would be possible—in great and terrible excess.

America may be late to this party, but we're happy to bring enough supplies to keep it going all night long. Yeah, we're like that guy who shows up at eleven fifty nine but shows up with three strippers, a case of cold Corona's, a sack of limes, a bottle of Patron, a blunt, six Magnums, and a flare gun. Now that's the American way of showing some love!

"Menage A Twat : Part Deux" releases next week from Sin City films, but you can see a little of its gooey goodness in our exclusive sneak peek gallery below. Have a safe and sticky weekend!

"Fetish Antics" may very well be one of those movies. The title releases this week, about a month and a half since the company owner sold off his upstart-turned-empire to a European content company, and stars Angela Stone, Megan Joy, Nikki Coxxx, Persia De Carlo, Riley Shy, and Vanessa Lane – most of whom we haven’t seen in years. No director is listed on the box front, which is probably for the best since the scenes have nothing to do (in our considerable estimation) with fetish (unless there's some new fetish we haven't heard of...). No bondage occurs at any point in the flick, nor is there any edge play, role play, or water sports either. And you can forget about furries, pony plugs, canings, or electric anal inserts... let alone shibari, suspensions, canings, or even a simple spanking!

Of course, that doesn’t mean that the sex itself isn’t noteworthy and enjoyable. Au contraire! It’s like cracking open a time capsule early and jerking all over everything inside of it—the Tang included! It’s always a pleasure to watch Riley Shy take hard pipe, smiling as her natural breasts jog mesmerizingly up and down. It’s also great to see Vanessa Lane taking the oversized bishop of Ben English up her dirtpipe in the company of Persia and her frisky friend. And who doesn’t love that sweet and pathetic look on Nikki Coxxx’s face right after her reckless paramour just lovingly coated her visage with piping hot protein? Just don’t let the title, or the disingenuous box cover laced with thick chains, fool you, and you should have a fantastic time.