<![CDATA[Fleshbot: penis]]> http://tags.fleshbot.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/fleshbot.com.png <![CDATA[Fleshbot: penis]]> http://fleshbot.com/tag/penis http://fleshbot.com/tag/penis <![CDATA[Sexy Music Video Of The Moment: Girls' "Lust For Life"]]> Is there something in the air that's making all the musicians of the world take off their clothes and dance around naked? If so, can we bottle it up and start selling it as an aphrodisiac?

Currently holding the coveted position of Fleshbot's favorite naked musicians are Girls, who've released an X-rated version of the video for their single "Lust for Life." And before you even ask: this video leaves Rammstein's "Pussy" in the dust. By leaps and bounds.

We don't really want to spoil it for you, so we'll just say this: they had us at the boner microphone.

· Buy Girls' "Album" (insound.com)
· Lust for Life (focuscreeps.com)

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<![CDATA[RazB Is Feelin' Freaky On AdultSpace]]> You may remember R&B singer Raz-B as a former member of boy band B2K. But from here on out, you'll definitely remember him as the C-List celebrity who put his penis on the internet.

A kind tipster sent us in the direction of Raz's not-so-private AdultSpace page. Despite asserting that he's "[[t]rying to be a little private on here" and would like us to "[p]ls keep this private!", he happily uses the name RazB as his handle, gives out his Yahoo ID, and has his photos watermarked with his email address. Not so smart, there.

Of course, it is possible that this is all one nasty cruel joke that someone's playing on the boy—after all, though there are penis shots and face shots, they don't occur in the same shot. And would anyone really be that stupid?

But hey, if it is him... well, RazB, we definitely like what we see. Consider this our way of sliding you a message.

· RazB (adultspace.com)

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<![CDATA[The Penis That Took Over GTA IV]]> Yesterday we mentioned a certain flaccid penis making an appearance in a certain video game. Today we've gotten screencaps of said wang: behold it in all its digital glory.



· Grand Theft Auto 4: The Lost and Damned 'Full Frontal' clip (gamevideos.1up.com, thanks Kotaku!)

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<![CDATA[GTA IV Goes Full Frontal]]> Well, it looks like the GTA is going the way of "Walk Hard" and stirring up controversy with—gasp!—a flaccid penis. We haven't been this shocked since Evan Stone's flaccid penis interrupted the Super Bowl.

To put some context to this: the flaccid penis, shown in Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned, belongs to Congressman Thomas Stubbs, who bares all after receiving a massage at a gentleman's club. In other words, it's actually (relatively) justified by the plot—well, as much as any nudity, sex, or violence is ever justified in GTA.

Now if only they'd show an actual (digital) erect penis in the next installment. That would be worth getting worked up about.

UPDATE: Screencaps of the offending member here.

· GTA IV: The Lost and Damned Also Adds Full Frontal Nudity (kotaku.com)

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<![CDATA[Name Your Wang And Show You Care]]> If you're like a lot of dudes out there—or ladies with a particular dude that they've become, uh ... attached to—you may have at one point bestowed a cute moniker on the special little friend who lives below your waist. You also probably spent a lot of time thinking about that name and we bet you're super proud of it. So proud that you probably wish you could tell the whole wide world! So why not register your handiwork at Name Your Wang, so that you can personally claim your unique schlong nomenclature for all eternity? Act quickly and you could become the only person in the world who spent $14.95 on a piece of paper that says your dick should now be referred to as "The Octagon."

· Name Your Wang (nameyourwang.com, via BuzzFeed)
· Penis Name Generator (blogthings.com)

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<![CDATA[ So remember that new "nude" magazine out...]]> So remember that new "nude" magazine out of Harvard? It's 44 pages long, but contains only 2 naked pictures ... and they're both of the dude who founded the magazine. We guess he's not attending Harvard Business School. (diamond-mag.com + collegeotr.com)

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<![CDATA[ This is the end result of global warming—an...]]> This is the end result of global warming—an ocean full of giant penis icebergs. Yes, our coastlines will be underwater, but at least it we'll be slightly amused by it. (metro.co.uk)

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<![CDATA[ The concept of Post A Penis is pretty simple....]]> The concept of Post A Penis is pretty simple. Draw a penis. Post it online. The end. Yes, it must be drawn and yes, it must be a penis. Beyond that ... well, there's nothing beyond that. It's still just a blog, after all. (postapenis.com)

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<![CDATA[ Spanish artist Jaime del Val makes his art...]]> Spanish artist Jaime del Val makes his art by walking around Madrid with a camera strapped to his (exposed) penis and then projecting giant images of his member on the sides of building and churches. We guess that's as good a way to express yourself as any. (metro.co.uk, via nerve.com)

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<![CDATA[ We thought ourselves well acquainted with...]]> We thought ourselves well acquainted with the wild and crazy world of dickisms, but after briefly browsing Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms, we realize we're mere novices when it comes to conversing about the 21st digit. If you can take a break from wrestling with Beastus Maximus, check out this comprehensive database and learn every term from A to Zamboner. (starma.com, via dailybedpost.com)

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<![CDATA[The Other Half Of Half-Nekkid Thursdays]]> Long-time blog dwellers are familiar with Half-Nekkid Thursdays, a weekly tradition where bloggers of all stripes post photos of themselves in various states of undress. The interpretation of "half nekkid" is wide open, of course—pictures can range from an exposed elbow to full-frontal—but the simple concept gives plenty of average folks an opportunity to show off their inner exhibitionist once a week. There are some people, however, who like the idea, but don't want to turn their personal cookie recipe or stamp collecting blog into an amateur peep show. So they need a place like The Other HNT, where bloggers can post their more naughty—and more importantly, anonymous—boobie and ween shots. This blog clearly states that it "is not intended to become a porn site of any kind," which is fine, except ... it's Monday morning and this is the internet. A blog overflowing with bare breasts and flopping penises doesn't have much choice in the matter, now does it?

· ...The Other HNT (hntanon.blogspot.com, via Indie Nudes)
· Guidelines for "Half-Nekkid Thursday" (osbassoblogspot.com)

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<![CDATA[ If you're looking for a tourist destination...]]> If you're looking for a tourist destination this summer, may we recommend the Icelandic Phallological Museum? It may sound silly, but can you think of a better use of your time on Iceland than a stop at the penis museum? (reuters.com + ismennt.is - thanks Tits)

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<![CDATA[ The Teeny Weeny USB drive would the perfect...]]> The Teeny Weeny USB drive would the perfect place to hide your porn if your porn collection didn't require more hard drive space than the Library of Congress. And you can save the jokes about "pulling out early," because they made that one already. (teenyweenydrive.com)

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<![CDATA[ HBO is currently developing a show called...]]> HBO is currently developing a show called "Hung" about a character "like Spider-Man" only his superpower is his giant wang. Will it be the feel good hit of the summer or will it just leave you numb, wanting a cigarette, and maybe a little bored? (variety.com)

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<![CDATA[Remembering "Dewey Cocks" (Er, "Cox")]]> It had been a long time since we'd seen a movie in an actual theater that made us wish we had pause and rewind buttons on our armrests until we saw "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story" a few months ago. Not so we could hear the jokes again—which were ok, but not that memorable—but because the film contained an impressive (if brief) bit of nudity ... including full frontal penis, which is pretty much unheard of in a Hollywood film. (Yes, it's in the title, but we didn't think they would actually show it.) Now that the DVD is out, we finally had the chance to admire everything in detail ... and no angry ushers have to get involved when we try the old "hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket" trick.

· "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story" (imdb.com)
· Clip via Upcoming Nude Scenes (upcomingnudescenes.net)

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<![CDATA[ Behold the oldest known map of Britain....]]> Behold the oldest known map of Britain. Wow, some country thinks pretty highly of itself. (metro.co.uk)

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<![CDATA[Best Of Sex Advice: You People Are Sick]]> There are roughly 45 million Americans in this country who have no health insurance, which means 45 million people who must rely on letters to advice columnists for all their medical treatment. (Most of their prescription refills too.) Even if you do have a doctor, it can be embarrassing to tell them that there is something wrong with your wiener or ask them about the unexpected discharge, so asking the entire world through the forum of a newspaper or website is pretty your best course of action. Oh, and that rash? You should probably get someone to look at that soon.

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· Date Girl (seattleweekly.com)

I wondered why this guy was still single in his mid-30s, and I finally found out: He has an erectile disorder ... How can I be sensitive without becoming his sex therapist?

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I love my cunt. In fact you could say I have a cunt fetish. I love to stuff my cunt with really big toys. My current BF introduced me to fist fucking and I love it. I guess what I want to know is can this be dangerous?

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· All Sex Advice Forum (allsexadvice.com)

hi, just wanted to ask if anyone has had sex during a period, because my bf wants to try it and doesnt mind about the bleeding and that but im unsure if its worth it cause although i am always horny at "that time" i dont feel attractive

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· Body & Soul (timesonline.co.uk)

I suffer from numbness of the mouth and have small lumps inside my cheek. Could this have anything to do with my giving oral sex to boyfriends in the past?

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· Dear Prudence (slate.com)

My wife and I slept together in the nude every night, even after having kids. ... When I discussed this topic with my new love, she made it clear that she would never sleep naked with kids in the house. I don't want to give up this relationship, but would like this one request honored, yet she refuses. What should I do?

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· In & Out (timeout.com/chicago)

I'm interested in doing a safe experiment on myself with a penis pump or extender. I think it is possible to achieve at least small gains in size. I'd like to keep a log, and if you want to track progress let me know.

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· Talk Sex With Sue Johanson (talksexwithsue.com)

After hearing that call about the man who had fluid coming from his rectum during ejaculation ... There is a such thing as a "rectourethral fistula" in which a fistula (an abnormal connection between two organs) develops between the urethra and the rectum

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· Stacey Grenrock Woods (esquire.com)

What's the best thing to do in that kind of awkward moment immediately after you have sex with a woman for the first time?

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

Is it true that couples in the busy years (kids, work, etc.) have so many competing obligations that merely reducing the amount of housework the woman does has no effect on the amount of sex a couple has?

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

I'm a straight woman who really enjoys watching gay porn ... I don't bring my porn into the bedroom (it's only for my own viewing pleasure, plus, I KNOW he wouldn't be into it) but I wonder, why does all that hot gay action turn me on?

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Previously: Best of Sex Advice Archive

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<![CDATA[ This is the longest newspaper article you...]]> This is the longest newspaper article you will ever read about vibrating cock rings. If fact, you might need something buzzing you just to get through the whole thing. (observer.com)

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<![CDATA[Basshunter's Orgy: This Week In Scandinavian Pop Star Sex Scandals]]> Our knowledge of Swedish pop acts and their relative placements on the UK singles charts has been a little rusty ever since ABBA broke up, but thankfully the occasional update still finds its way into our inbox. What makes these updates even better is that they often contain other nuggets of trivia—like amateur sex photos of the pop star and his friends, or status updates on our favorite Norwegian beauty contestant turned hardcore pornstar, Aylar Lie. Sometimes we get both in the same update!

2008_01_28_pop2.jpgIt seems someone calling himself Basshunter has shot to No. 1 in Britain with a song called, "Now You're Gone," which was helped along by a video staring Aylar as a sexy club girl. (Even if she is depressingly clothed throughout.) Folks overseas don't appear too shocked to learn about her more exciting past, but they are a little stunned to learn she's not the only internet sex star attached to this hit. Mr. Basshunter—may we call him Bass?—has his own set of rowdy pics that were snapped during a drunken orgy with friends at his parent's house and mysteriously uploaded to the interweb.

It's obvious that those Europeans are just so much more blasé about this sort of thing, as evidenced by Basshunter's explanation for his antics. When asked how he feels about the whole world watching him get it on, his response was simple—"I like very much to use my penis." No one can argue with that logic.
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· Basshunter : "Now You're Gone" (YouTube)
· "Basshunter Girl's Porn Past" (mtv.co.uk)
· Basshunter Sex Pictures (diabolik.tv - thanks Stuart)
· "I like very much to use my penis." (interview @ popjustice.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Classic Edition: Revisiting Aylar Lie, Aylar Photo Shoot

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<![CDATA[ Be careful who you "borrow" your design...]]> Be careful who you "borrow" your design ideas from or your website could end up covered in penis. Steal images, get dick—this is Internet 101, people. (youthoughtwewouldntnotice.com, via Boing Boing)

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