Yes, it's an eduporn about ladies strapping it on and getting their boys to bend over; and as you might expect, we can't wait to see it. We've got our fingers crossed that this release might inspire some other pegging-themed pornos... but, uh, we're not holding our breath.

· "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Anal Pleasure for Men" (vividvideo.com)

The pegging isn’t by any means the worst of it, either—wait till you see the one with the big syringe. The things she does—and then she has the nerve to complain that he stinks! Hell hath no fury like a pissed-off Japanese bitch.

Although Hitmomi, Mai, Anri and Ayano are very inventive with their cardboard boxes and their dildos and their showerheads and oh, yes, their ideas of what constitutes an appropriate subject for bitchery—seriously, she has the nerve to complain that he stinks—they are at least not as destructive as this pissed off Japanese bitch.

On the other hand, no matter what she does to your city, Godzilla does not, at least, have the nerve to complain that you stink.

· Third World XXX (ThirdworldXXX.com)
· Buy "Pissed Off Japanese Bitches" (gamelink.com)

Enjoy your sweet treats for the day (with extra sprinkles and a cherry on top!) with Madeline after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Madeline Glass

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A Mid-Day Stroll

He stops in the middle of a jogging path underneath the bridge and turns me to face him, grabbing me by the shoulders to manipulate my body position. He kisses me, my arms pressed to the sides, on tiptoe and looking up. That wanton fire of arousal trickles from my lips like molten lava; sliding down my throat to my belly and my loins.

- The Seduction of Infidelity

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Je t’Adore

We ended up kissing passionately, me lying on top of her, and my fingers... doing naughty things... at the same time. I was hard, she was wet, and before long, the inevitable conclusion happened - I carefully teased her clit with the tip of my penis, and then slid into her, settling down inside, feeling her warm, moist walls around me. Beautiful.

- Innocent Loverboy

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Kissing Gravity

We kiss. It is a good kiss.
We kiss for an hour. It doesn’t get too hot, we don’t become sticky as the room heats and the sun gleams through the shade. Our skin stays dry and we alternately lock together and slip apart and lock again. He lays on his side and I tuck my feet around his ankles, my leg around his ass, my arm around his shoulder and our fingers interlaced.
He turns and presses his belly and lips into mine, and for a moment he is like a baby monkey clinging to my body. Then I pull him up on top of me and bring his face in close. I find and lose track of the time again. We kiss like the weekend lasts forever and the afternoon hasn’t come. We kiss as though the sun is frozen.

- A Place to Draw Blood Laughing

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When I was a Boy

So, this is me. And then I met a Boy who liked to be fucked.
And here is where it gets interesting: I love fucking boy, I love strapping on a cock, but wearing a cock while I fuck him makes me feel... well, androgynous, yes. But very much on the Female side of androgyny. I am a woman with a cock, powerful and lovely. I love that feeling.

- The Daring Adventures of Switch and Boy

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Needs. I Has Them

He grabbed the braid, making my back arch, as he thrust into me. In that position he was going almost too deep, mixing a little pain into my pleasure.

I was enjoying it for awhile and really getting into it, and I really wanted him to come inside me. So I asked him if he wanted to fuck me in the ass, to which he could only moan in pleasure.

- An Unassuming Girl

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A Late Night Quickie Outdoors

He pulled my panties to the side and and didn't waste anymore time before he penetrated me with his hard cock. He went slow at first as we kissed. However, it wasn't long before I was begging him to fuck me faster.
Our bodies were a little bit wet from the rain but now we were starting to sweat. He smelled so good too.
Two cars drove by back to back but they didn't stop and they didn't make Christian and I want to stop. I was softly moaning now and the only words I could get out were telling him how good he felt inside of me.

- Anal Amy

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Thumbnail via Monster Curves (TGP/preview gallery @ realitykings.com, via Ask Jolene)

See also: Sugasm #145: The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Today we have three Bree Olson-related products to consider. Two of them are what our cosmopolitan readers should expect by this point, but the other is, well, kind of odd.

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By now you are very familiar with the mid-range disembodied fuckable body part. Bree Olson has authorized that two locales of her general 20-year-old perineal region be engooped and immortalized in Cyberskin. So her ass and pussy arrived wrapped in tasteful cellophane, both parts ready for a standard-issue vibrating bullet.

Both her ass and pussy look as they should, I suppose, but to get a grip on them we are given a stalk of material reminiscent of the brain stem. So fucking these parts is a little like fucking with Ms. Olson's mind. I suppose there are some people who would be excited by this, but I think Bree is already the type of wholesome WYSIWYG porn star whose mind is an open book.

Without benefit of the picture and description on the box, though, unwary consumers might be tempted to throw the beeflike Cyberskin Ass and Pussy on the grill to barbecue rather than under layers of socks for furtive retrieval when one's wife and sole breadwinner leaves for work.

But whereas the Ass and Pussy are endorsed by - and look to be shaped from - Bree Olson, the third product is a purple sparkly dildo and strap-on harness also endorsed by Bree. The question is inevitable: Is the user, based on the sparkliness, supposed to believe he is being pegged by Bree Olson? The alternative is ghastly. I strapped it on and walked around the front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre with Superman and Spidey, saying "Look at me! I'm Bree Olson and I'm double packing!"

· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
· Bree Olson's Extra-long Vibrating Pussy (sensualadvisor.com)
· Bree Olson's Extra-long Vibrating Ass (sensualadvisor.com)
· Bree Olson's Glitter Glam Strap-on Harness with Dildo (sensualadvisor.com)
· Topco Sales (topcosales.us)

"You've no idea what you've gotten yourself into, do you?" asks Mistress Berlin, a female dominatrix palling around with transsexual diva Gia Darling, of hapless door-to-door salesman Julian when he dares to pitch her on insurance coverage in this economy. The scene opens "Gia Darling Will Kick Your Ass," a BDSM/tranny/pegging twist on classic lighthearted porn romps.

"I don't need insurance," the glorious Berlin says. "I just need a little bitch."

And that's what Julian becomes. Berlin humiliates and flogs him, and submits him to harsh questioning.

"What kind of man lets this happen to him?" she asks, already knowing the answer.

At this point I did not know what would happen. I hoped Berlin would, by some act of Providence, become naked and oiled, and that my phone would ring and I'd be called in to save the scene for straight porn fans everywhere. But I also enjoyed listening to her well-informed ad libs, and I anticipated the reveal when Darling emerged with her man-junk all a'dangle.

The most inevitable (and as any drama critic would tell you) and therefore the most satisfying line comes from Julian:

"That's not a pussy."

What follows is replicated in the rest of the movie's five scenes: hot dominatrix fucks luckless interloper with a strap-on as he blows Gia Darling or other transsexual helper, then he is allowed to jerk himself off. Dominatrices keep their clothes on but the trannies do not. The sub,missives are tarted up in skirts and panties, leather and chains.

There is a lot of eye candy for the straight audience, but no money shots in the way we normally expect them. Still, as a snapshot of the growing tranny/sissy/domme threesome subniche, the power play and (especially in Berlin's case) the dialogue are really fun.

Darling as director and performer knows to let her dommes take the lead roles in this movie, and I'm sure purists of this genre will appreciate the authentic hierarchy.

- Review by Gram Ponante

Gia Darling Will Kick Your Ass!
Studio: Third World Media
Director: Gia Darling
Cast: Gia Darling, Mistress Berlin, Mistress Julianm Mistress Nicolette, Mistress Gemini, Mistress Jeannine, Ms. J, Orion Cross, Luke Cross, Jesse, Enrique Currero

· Third World Media (thirdworldxxx.com)
· Buy "Gia Darling Will Kick Your Ass!" (gamelink.com)

· The Great Strap-On Experiment (thegreatstraponexperiment.tumblr.com; also seen at Daily Bedpost)
· Thumbnail via Ladies Fuck Gents (ladiesfuckgents.com, via Ask Jolene)

· Toxxxic Entertainment (toxxxicentertainment.com)
· Steely Dan Homepage (steelydan.com)

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

IMy boyfriend likes stuff up his butt—really likes it. ... My boyfriend appreciated my efforts, but he wants me to thrust faster, deeper, and harder. Basically, he wants to be fucked like he's my prison bitch. Is this kind of "rough" anal sex safe?

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· OpenUp: The PuckerUp Forums (puckerup.com)

Last night before leaving to drive back north, my wife kissed me goodbye and told me to make sure that I put all of my toys and junk away when I'm done. She is afraid there might be an emergency at the house and the police or firemen would find dildos and other toys laying out in the open.

I can walk around the house naked, I get to put porn on the big screen tvs ,and best of all , I turn myself into an anal slut ... If you are married, do you enjoy any kind of private time anymore where you can feel totally uninhibbited?

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· OpenUp: The PuckerUp Forums (puckerup.com)

I finally coaxed my wife into sharing my love for anal play.

You have to remember that shes the "very religious" type that always quoted a bible verse saying "not to use the body for unnatural purposes." ... Maybe if I get her to watch the "bend over boyfriend" movie, focussing on the "educating" first half of the video, that might help her comfort level. ... Anyone have any other ideas or tips for helping her comfort level grow?

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· OpenUp: The PuckerUp Forums (puckerup.com)

We understand that the man enjoys the physical sensations of getting his ass fucked, but what do the women enjoy?

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· Get Naked (timeout.com)

I'm all for bagging it during intercourse (for obvious reasons), but what's the point of getting a blow job if you can barely feel anything through the latex?

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· Em & Lo (emandlo.com)

Y kept a list of her own sexual exploits ... On the facsimile, they found 40+ names of boys ... each with an abbreviation after it, such as:

H.I.O. (had it off) L.O. (licked out) H.J. (hand job) S.C. (sucked cock)

... my friend was able to decipher every last one of the blighters except one, which to this day, more than ten years later, eludes her. So my question to you is: On a list of abbreviations for sexual acts, what would S.E. stand for?

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

My wife does almost everything, like swallowing my come and letting me come all over her face. But my ultimate fantasy she doesn't allow - either MFM or else a bukkake on her with five or six guys.

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· Women - Esquire (esquire.com)

Every once in a while, after I've had sex with my girlfriend, my pipes will hurt. It's kind of like blue balls, but that doesn't make sense. Is there something wrong with me?

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· Sex Project (sex-project.com)

Hello just to briefly describe my situation I lucked out and managed to move in to a three-bedroom apartment with two MODELS ... They're both freaks and believe in friends with benefits ... How can I approach my roommate about being fuck buddies?

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· Dategirl: (seattleweekly.com)

"Hey, I know we're just friends, but just in case that changes, you should know I have herpes" doesn't really work for me.

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· In & Out (timeout.com)

Help! I am 22 years old and a virgin ... Since you are a woman and you also know about sex, can you tell me how to find my girlfriend's hole without messing up or putting it in the wrong one?

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Previously: Best of Sex Advice Archive