But now that New Sensations is on the case, let's see who they've picked for their parody—and how the porn doppelgangers match up to their mainstream counterparts.

Tony: Tony Danza
Tony XXX: Anthony Rosano

Angela: Judith Light
Angela XXX: India Summer

Samantha: Alyssa Milano
Samantha XXX: Alyssa Reece

Jonathan: Danny Pintauro
Jonathan XXX: Sonny Hicks (alas, no picture available!)

Mona: Katherine Helmond
Mona XXX: Payton Leigh

And a handful of side characters....

Marcy: Lexi Belle

Megan: Bobbi Starr

Jenny: Nichole Ray

Sure, it's an interesting gimmick to set-up a cougar hunt, but really, it's completely unnecessary. All they ever needed to do was follow adult crossover superstar Lisa Ann to find out more. If anyone knows where to find cougars in their natural habitat, it's Lisa Ann. Instead, the teacher sends a film crew to meet a healthy sample of young hot man meat begging to be devoured by these animals.

Lisa Ann, Diamond Foxxx, Payton Leigh, Persia Pele, and Raquel Devine are hungry like she wolves, and they feel no remorse for their predatory actions. Each and every one of these sexy ladies is more than willing to stalk down a studly young pup and milk the creamy white goodness out of him. Some might say it's what they live for.

"Cougar 101" releases next week from Wicked Pictures, but you can see some of what these animals did right here and now with this exclusive set of pictures captured by our gal in the field.

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As Fleshbot readers, you have sex all the time. In the air, up an alp, in the center of the Earth. So it is the stories that intrigue you.

Tom Byron's "Seasoned Players" series is pretty basic; Byron interviews the women and then fucks them. His interviews are short and casual and newsy, because everyone knows him already. In a movie that also features Kelly (no relation) Leigh, Tabitha Stevens, Maria Bellucci (Hungarian, not Italian), and someone named Syren De Mer, Byron lets slip that his distributors asked for additional dudes to break up the Byron cockopoly on the series, thus the call to Mr. Pete.

"Apparently he had something in his bag that he shouldn't have at the airport," Byron tells the audience.

Leigh, who looks like Lorraine Gary in a porn adaptation of "Jaws" (you wouldn't even have to change the title), explains that, before joining the Porno-American community full-time, she was a medical biller and an optician.

Despite this, Byron does not unload in her eye. That would be too on the nose.

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Yes, we know that the title of Sin City's newest release, "Cougars Love Kittens," sounds more like a new Disney release than a hot multi-generational lesbian title. We assure you that after seeing this sample gallery of pictures, you'll have no doubt that it's the latter. Like our good friend "Smoochie" once told us, life is a house of mirrors—you can't always tell what you're looking at out there!

If anything, this Sin City title serves to educate us in epistemology by pointing out that as a culture we've come to expect certain things from our pornographic terms. For example, the term "cougar" has become synonymous a sexually hungry, mature but childless woman, pumped up with raging in her prime hormones and a ticking time clock, out on the prowl for hot young man meat to stuff into her every throbbing, swollen, sensitive orifice.

But what if they crave some fresh young snatch instead? Ha! Gotcha there! Bet you never thought of that one, didja?

Well, Axel Braun did. And then he brought his crazy little idea over to the folks who run Sin City, and together they made some movie magic. Faye Reagan, Victoria Valentina, Missy Stone, Eden Adams, Alexa Jordan, Raquel Devine, Payton Leigh, Isis Taylor, Kelly Leigh, and Roxanne Hall really go at each other, not just for the money, but for the genuine love of snatch.

The idea of putting hot older women with voracious sexual appetites together with scintillating young girls who love having older ladies munch on their juicy boxes may not seem all that revolutionary to you now, but as time goes by we believe this title will stand out as the single moment when the tide turned, and cougars finally got the non-MILF recognition they deserved.

"Cougars Love Kittens" is a new release from Sin City and Axel Braun. It comes out today.

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Director Will Ryder is to the porn parody what Alexander Graham Bell is to the telephone — whether he invented them or not, he's going down in history as the man who did. Having knocked it out of the park with his Britney Spears and J-Lo spoofs, he followed up with the record shattering "Not the Brady's XXX" franchise. You may have heard about it –- on Entertainment Tonight amongst other places.

Ryder has replicated all the pertinent details in his re-imagining – right down to the patchwork cubist minibus boldly emblazoned with primary colors and those sweet kitschy polyester pants. He even threw in the sign reading "Nervous Mother Driving." Rumor has it that, as a real fan of the show, he obsessively studied every detail of the show to make a realistic parody that the original cast could, hypothetically, be proud to sit down and watch themselves. Once he got the props and storyline straight, he set out to find the perfect cast.

Nick Manning makes an even more sullen Keith Partridge, Payton Leigh plays Shirley, Penthouse Pet Tori Black plays sister Laurie, and Fleshbot Crush Object Faye Reagan plays younger sister Tracy, while notable hottie Penthouse Pet Runner Up of the Year and Fleshbot Crush Object Shawna Lenee plays the sexy lead groupie. Kudos to Ryder for interweaving sustainable plot points with incendiary sex scenes with some of the hottest girls currently working in adult entertainment. One look and you'll know why this guy is succeeding so wildly. His ability can be summed up in a word: efficacy.

'This Ain't The Partridge Family XXX' releases this week from LFP and Hustler.

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If we had, we’d be over at her house right now, enthusiastically wishing her a happy, hearty and vigorous 42nd birthday, secure in the knowledge that her children would be back at school and not likely to walk in on us. Although the chances are good that if she had a barely legal daughter we wouldn’t mind that either.

Happy birthday, Payton.

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This movie does not skimp on the porny MILFiness. In addition to Ms. Faith, we meet Chelsea Zinn ...

... and Payton Leigh.

Then Lisa DeMarco (wife of porn actor Marco Banderas) lets us know "As I get older, I like being in the kitchen more."

But the real treat in this movie is TJ Powers' energetic romp with Nick Manning. "The older you get, the better it gets," she tells the ladies watching (as if). "And the more you get, the more you want."

Powers matches Manning soundbite for soundbite in a throaty, sweaty scene.

"You found it," she growls. "Now pound it!"

Finally, Manning can bear no more. "Droppin' loads!" he screams. "Painting the town red and painting his MILF white!"

Pure pornic enjoyment. Powers has only done a few movies but she seems like a star.

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