Personally, we kinda hate New Year's—and we'd much rather spend it at home, partying vicariously through some randy pornstars. After all, why should we go out in the cold and get drunk on cheap champagne when we can just as easily stay home and let others bring the party to us? You go out, have fun—we know where the real party is.

French orgy

A better orgy than eyes wide shut

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Kinky sex game turns into an orgy

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Double penetration in a dinner party

Julia Taylor fucked

Bar gang bang

Drunk sex orgy

Russian party

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Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

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· Taylor Rain fucked at a drunken frat house party (pornhub.com)

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· Order: "Dana DeArmond's Role Modeling" (Adult DVD Empire)
· Vivid-Alt (vivid-alt.com)

Previously: Dana DeArmond, Protector Of Youth

Now this is what we think of when we think of bachelor parties. Well, fantasy bachelor parties anyway. In the real world, "stripper" rarely equals "hooker" and even though we've personally seen the hired help do some crazy things at the various stag fests we've attended, it almost never turns into an actual porn movie. However, a bunch of bored guys standing around in the background drinking beer and gabbing is totally accurate and adds a nice touch of authenticity to this scene. See, the only problem with real bachelor parties is that the guest lists are made up entirely of drunken horned up straight dudes ... and who wants to hang out with them anyway?

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· Bachelor Party Fuckfest (XXXUploads)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives, Party Report: "Bachelor Party" Is Good, Clean Fun

A greater and greater percentage of our nation's dirtyproduct is created by Fleshbot contributors, so this makes reporting on their work seem masturbatory. Luckily, if anyone can get away with masturbatory, it would be us. Try writing about your own bisexual fantasies on Consumerist and see how far you get.

Our own Audacia Ray will host the premiere of her movie "The Bi Apple" tomorrow night at New York's Pussycat Lounge. The evening includes lap dances, sexy fire performances, and appearances by the film's stars, including enstrapped covermodel Simone Valentine. Come and meet the person who can make "Take the 1, 9, N, R to Rector or 4,5 to Wall Street" sound sexy. - GP

· Audacia Ray (wakingvixen.com)
· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
· Buy "The Bi Apple" (gamelink.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Go-go girls! Burlesque dancers! A nude transvestite cake! How else would you celebrate your birthday? That's just some of what Fleshbot Crush Object™ Molly Crabapple gathered together Wednesday night for the one-year anniversary of Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School and the release of the new companion volume Dr. Sketchy's Rainy Day Coloring Book, co-authored by her and John Leavitt. Fleshbot was on the scene at The Slipper Room on New York's Lower East Side, and brought Gawker Media heavies Nikola Tamindzic and Richard Blakeley along to capture the all the glittery goings-on for you. You are there after the jump.

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Thought it was technically a book release party, it wasn't your typical gathering of publishing types all standing around eating cheese—it was a full-on sexy show with live music, dancing girls (and guys), contests, prizes, plus a few hundred close personal friends, all of it hosted by The World Famous *BOB*. The highlights contained in this clip don't begin to do it all justice, but like much of the crowd in attendance, you may feel slightly dazed when it's over.

As an added bonus, here's a special go-go performance by the delightfully sweaty Lady J, who worked hard to keep the masses entertained. For the record, we do not think you look like a slut. (Not that we would judge her any less if she did.)

· Dr. Sketchy 1 Year Anniversary Extravaganza: Part I and II (YouTube)

When you've recovered from it all, check out more of the still-life debauchery in our exclusive photo gallery. Nipples were scarce (stupid NYC public nudity laws), but fortunately pasties and boob grabbing never go out of style.

· Dr. Sketchy's Book Release Party (Fleshbot Gallery)
· Photos by Nikola Tamindzic (ambrel.net)
· Video by Richard Blakeley (college2point0.com)
· Buy: Dr. Sketchy's Official Rainy Day Colouring Book (drsketchy.com)

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Previously: Meet Molly Crabapple, Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School

At the risk of ruining all the fun for everybody, we thought we'd share this video of what looks like a birthday celebration for some lucky dude somewhere in Germany. It's mostly PG-13, but if you pay attention all the way to the end you might be rewarded with an R-rated surprise—provided our broadcasting of this information doesn't cause YouTube to pull the plug within the hour. Our apologies in advance if that happens ... but as long as you keep this between us, no one will be the wiser. So we're all agreed?

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· Michel! Endlich 18

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Previously: YouTube Watch Archives