Fleshbot: parodies

Vivid Throws Its Hat Into The Porn Parody Ring

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 13:30:01 EDT

While Hustler, X-Play, and New Sensations have been steadily cranking out scores of "Not The," "This Ain't," and "XXX Parody" titles, Vivid has sat on the sidelines, completely avoiding the seemingly unstoppable porn parody train. Until now.

We've just got word that Vivid has snatched up Axel Braun—the fine mind behind "This Ain't Happy Days XXX" and "This Ain't Star Trek XXX"—to direct their upcoming line of porn parodies. Keep an eye out for "Batman XXX: a Porn Parody," "The Addams Family XXX: a Porn Parody," "Zorro XXX: a Porn Parody," and "The Green Hornet XXX: a Porn Parody."

Yes, even The Green Hornet.

· Vivid Entertainment Signs Axel Braun Productions to Distribution Deal (xbiz.com)
· Thumbnail: Vivid Girl Sunny Leone... future (not) Morticia Addams? (sunny-leone-model.com)

Lisa Ann To Play Liz Lemon In "30 Rock - A XXX Parody"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 11 May 2009 12:30:01 EDT

We really should have figured it out sooner, what with the Sarah Palin connection and all—but alas, we were just too distracted by thoughts of Ashlynn Brooke as Jenna Maroney.

But yes: rumor has it that America's Favorite MILF, Lisa Ann, will be Tina Fey's porn doppelganger (Lynn Lymon, perhaps?). Yes, we know that Lisa Ann is far, far more stacked than Tina Fey... but are you really going to say no to seeing Lisa Ann naked?

"Not The Cosbys XXX" Is Already Our Pick For Best Porn Parody Of 2009

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Any doubts we may have had about the credibility of X-Play's "Not The Cosbys XXX" have been completely put to rest by this behind-the-scenes video. Because, damn, Heathcliff is spot on.

(Oh, and the rest of the cast is pretty awesome too. But Heathcliff is spot on.)

· On the Set: X-Play's 'Not the Cosbys' (full video @ avn.com)

Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Morgan Moon

pweasels — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:30:01 EST

We know there was just a "Gilligan’s Island" porn parody, but we would like to lobby for a new one so that Morgan Moon can play Ginger.

There is something both glamorous and inaccessible about Moon—sort of like the real moon. That is why she seems so Tina Louise-y to us.

It would be a shame for her to have to spend the next three birthdays on an uncharted desert isle, but at least we can hope she is somewhere comfortable and civilized for this one, on which she turns 21. Happy birthday, Morgan.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Morgan Moon at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Morgan Moon’s movies (gamelink.com)

"Twilight" Movie Inspires "Twilight" Porn

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 16:30:10 EST

Romantic vampire film "Twilight" has been out less than three weeks, and already its inspired a porn spoof. Brought to you by the people behind the non-Hustler Sarah Palin porno, "Twilight of Virginity" proves that vampires can still be sexy even when Anna Paquin's breasts aren't involved. (xesenta.com)

Sneak Peek: "Bree's Big Screw Review"

DCypher — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:00:00 EST

While the rest of the industry has gone parody silly, knocking off everything from our childhood sitcom viewing so far except "Three's Company" [Ed. Nope, they did that one too!], DCypher (that's me) thought it would be funny to spoof spoofs, with a porn poking fun of "At The Movies." You have to admit that Adam & Eve contract darling Bree Olson and redophile heartthrob Faye Reagan are much sexier to watch than Ebert & Roeper, right?

Referencing puerile classics like "Raging Balls," "The Wizard of Cunt," "Live Free & Fuck Hard," "Fucks With Wolves," "Diddler on the Roof," "One Fucked Over the Cuckold's Nest," "Midnight Cowgirl," "Schindler's Fist," and the Japanese tentacle porn themed musical "The Sound of Hard Fucking," the girls eventually review spoof scenes crafted around such pornified titles as "Hairy Pussy & the Sorcerer's Bone," "E.T.: The Extra Testicle," "Spiderpussy," and "A Cock In Lips Now" before turning on each other in a juicy display of sapphic authenticity assured to curl toes and melt your new high definition screen.

What kind of antics does the movie include? Well, for starters, Bree's especially entertaining as a military assassin sent to the jungles of Southeast Asia to liquidate Col. Dick Hurtz, played convincingly enough by the muscle bound stud Tommy Gunn. In the process of trying to fuck each other within an inch of their beautiful lives, they nearly demolish the set (accidents will happen!). Madison Scott plays a particularly emotionally unbalanced super heroine in "Spiderpussy," unleashing a hauntingly ferocious sexual performance on Evan Stone. Fleshbot Crush Object Shawna Lenee beefs up her international relations credentials (pun well intended) with Latin born Marco, and manages to tackle thorny national security issues at the same time—with her tiny, wet, pink butterfly! (Lou Dobbs would be impressed!) And last but not least, Dane Cross apes a popular bespectacled young wizard whose brainy gal pal turns out to be a pussy hair's breadth shy of a full blown sex addict behind closed doors. Baby faced newcummer Jewel Styles plays Horny Whoremoine, ever inventing new perils for her beau to conquer in the quest for harder kink.

"Bree's Big Screw Review" is set to release through Adam & Eve in 2009, but you can sneak a peek with us right now by checking out these behind the scenes photos we snapped just for you. Keep your fingers crossed for another episode!

The Porn Parody Machine Marches On

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 11:30:10 EST

Fueled by the success of such films as "Not The Bradys XXX" (one and two!), "Not Bewitched XXX," "This Ain't The Munsters XXX," and all the rest of of them, the porn parody machine continues to march on. In addition to the recently announced "Dirty Facts of Life" and "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX," we'll also be seeing "Not Married With Children XXX" and "Not The Cosby Show XXX," which at least has the redeeming factor of giving work to black porn actors who aren't Jada Fire and Mr. Marcus.

Battle Of The "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" Porn Spoofs

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 13:30:10 EST

Does the world have room for, not one, but two "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" porn spoofs? Just thinking about the possibility makes our head spin—but we may have no choice but to live through it (and its no doubt earth shattering consequences).

First we had "Getting It Up With The KardASSians", a DVD from Venom starring Audrey Bitoni and Nikki Benz. But if an idea is worth doing once, it's worth doing again and again, until it's beaten, bloody, and lifeless, right? Enter Hustler's "Keeping It Up With The Kard-ASS-ians," which—aside from its only vaguely different title and, we assume, plot—differentiates itself from Venom's release by casting Veronica Rayne, Dylan Ryder, Jackie Daniels, Nicki Hunter and Mr. Marcus.

As you process this overwhelming occurrence, we'll leave you with some behind-the-scenes thoughts from Veronica Rayne (clip above).

· Behind The Scenes At "Keeping It Up With The Kard-ASS-ians" (xfanz.com)