Fleshbot: paris

Eniko Mihalik Romances The Mannequin

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Is Vogue Paris sexily advocating the benefits of mannequin love? Are they just trying to be surreally sexy? Our understanding for French—and fashion, for that matter—is limited...so we'll leave the hard questions to more educated types.

And while you poindexters are figuring it all that out, we will be reupping our Vogue Paris subscription (so much the better to enjoy the boobs!).

Eternel Fantasme (fashioncopious.typepad.com)
Eternel Fantasme (fashioncopious.typepad.com)
Eternel Fantasme (fashioncopious.typepad.com)
Eternel Fantasme (fashioncopious.typepad.com)

Pornstar Travel Tips: Katsuni On Paris

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:00:01 EST

Looking to have a good time on your next vacation? You could get a guidebook, and trust that the writers know what they're talking about—or you could ask your friendly neighborhood pornstar for her recommendations.

You might trust the guidebook, but we'd rather go with the pornstar—which is why, while at AEE, we took the opportunity to ask the lovely Katsuni where we should go when in Paris. Now if only we could convince her to make the trip with us.

· Katsuni (clubkatsuni.com)

"Pour Une Nuit" In Gay (Er, Lesbian) Paree

Gram Ponante — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:25:35 EDT

Ah, Paris! If for no other reason than to begin a review with "Ah, Paris!" did I watch this for lesbians/by lesbians movie, shot in dingy clubs with a spotlight and shot with sweaty abandon in apartments and elevators around the City of Light. Really a series of vignettes featuring some of the same people on one steamy night in Gay Paree, "One Night Stand" ("Pour Une Nuit)" was made in 2006 and just made its way via festivals and US distributor Fatale Media to my hands. Along the way it won "First Prize of the Lesbian Jury" at Berlin's inaugural porn film festival.

Femmes fatales outnumber lipstick lesbians in this movie featuring strap-on action and andro girls (who look like a Smiths-era Morrissey and made this writer confused) as well as, according to the cover, "real orgasms." I can never tell. Me, I take what I can get and appreciate any extra effort.

But in terms of a travelogue, the excellent soundtrack and appealing, occasional outside filming make Paris look like it is crawling with predatory lesbians ... with not one shot of the phallic Eiffel Tower in sight.

· Hysterie Productions (hysterieprod.com)
· Buy "One Night Stand" (fatalemedia.com)

True to the suspiciously press release-y...

Jonnobot — Wed, 07 May 2008 11:30:22 EDT

True to the suspiciously press release-y sounding tip we received this morning, Parisian fashion label Locher's frilly feminine tops might look all innocent and girly until you get closer and notice that fancy embroidery says things like "Fucked In The Head", "Will Fuck For Shoes", and "I ♥ Porn". Which only "those that read" instead of those who just stare at boobs will appreciate, of course. (There are still a few folks like that out there. right?) (lochers.com - thanks C.)

Parisian pop experimenter Sebastien Tellier...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:47:16 EST

Parisian pop experimenter Sebastien Tellier is hoping to turn his latest album "Sexuality" (produced by one half of Daft Punk), into a porno soundtrack. Yeah, we guess it's time to start moving on from that whole boom-chicka-wow-wow thing too . (exclaim.ca; see also bbc.co.uk)

Conservative types on this side of the pond...

Jonnobot — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:11:17 EST

Conservative types on this side of the pond might balk at the idea of a children's museum devoted to sex like the one that opened in Paris recently, but we think it's a pretty enlightened idea. Plans for that forthcoming Children's Guide To The Busty Topless Stars of French Cinema, however, might be taking Gallic permissiveness a little too far. (latimes.com)

Pamela Anderson will be performing at the...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 13:05:36 EST

Pamela Anderson will be performing at the legendary Crazy Horse nudie revue in Paris over Valentine's Day, for the benefit of the five people in France who haven't already seen her naked before. (bbc.co.uk)

The new exhibit at the Bibliothèque...

Jonnobot — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:38:53 EST

The new exhibit at the Bibliothèque National in Paris featuring erotic art from the library's collection (including "sadism, masochism, bestiality, inflated genitalia and the most imaginative sexual fantasies and athletic poses") sounds awfully hot, but it turns out we might have to go to Paris to see it since there's nothing by way of previews on the exhibition website. Guess we'll just have to keep wading through all those back issues of National Geographic at our own local branch to get our publicly supported smut fix in the meantime. (nytimes.com + bnf.fr)

Francois Benveniste Shows Us The French Way

Lux Nightmare — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:09:55 EST

We've heard a lot of talk about how the French are supposed to do it better—but better than what? No matter getting into nuances of interpretation, though: Paris-based photogapher Francois Benveniste certainly does it well enough for us. Benveniste's nude studies of gorgeous, out-of-the-ordinary women beautifully blend seduction with innocence, and also manage to make the edgy (and sometimes mildly gory) incredibly sexy as well. If this is how the French do it, we wouldn't want it any other way.

· Francois Benveniste: Modèles vivants (fbenveniste-photos.com, via afuckaday.blogspot.com)

Previously: Gorgui Photo: French, Nude, Etc., Nude Oddities by Jean Pierre Rey, Photos by Guy Le Baube, Riccardo Giordano's Nude Fashion, Pixelles: Because The French Do It Better

Jam Abelanet's Naked Underground

Fleshbot — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 11:10:08 EST

Of all the things we can think of that would make our morning commutes more pleasant, being entertained by a lusciously rope bound model on the train platform or a sexy pastie-wearing pole dancer in the subway car itself are pretty much at the top of the list (though at this point we'd just settle for a single trip without anyone clipping their fingernails in the seat next to us). Unfortunately, it looks like we're going to have to move to Paris if that's ever going to happen. That's where photographer Jam Abelanet has been creating his "Fantaisies Souterraines" series, in which gorgeous models and horny couples actually do all the things you've only fantasized about doing on the metro, like make out in those tiled corridors and roll around nakedly on the stairways. (OK, so maybe you've never fantasized about rolling around naked on the stairs leading down to the C train at 23rd Street. Still, it's nice to know that we're not the only ones ... )

· Jam Abelanet's "Fantaisies Souterraines": Couples, Shibari, Couloirs, Coulisses(jam.book.fr, via Unscathed Corpse)

All's fair in love, war and museum exhibitions...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:00:51 EDT

All's fair in love, war and museum exhibitions about sexuality in wartime. (There's a pretty interesting one going on in Paris right now.) How come people still haven't figured out that if we got rid of war, there'd be a lot more time for sex?

Paris Erotic Expo Photos

Fleshbot — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:30:53 EDT

From our Bureau of Sex Events We Didn't Get To Attend (which seems to be awfully busy lately) comes this photoessay of pics from this year's Erotic Expo in Paris, in which over 30,000 visitors had yet another opportunity to check out the latest European developments in stripper footwear, sex furniture, love dolls, and live girl-on-girl onstage action. (You know, all the things we got to see for ourselves in Las Vegas back in January ... but, like, in French, which of course automatically makes them plus sexy.) As evocative as the photos are, they don't tell us whether or not there exists a Gallic equivalent of shoulder stink at these types of events on the other side of the pond. But maybe that's just as well.

· "Le salon de l' rotisme au Bourget" (20minutes,fr, via Pussy Calor)
· Eropolis (eropolis.fr)
· Thumbnail star: Estelle Desanges (site officiel @ desanges.com)

Previously: Tavaszi Erotic Parade Photos: From Budapest With Love (And Naked Strippers), Presidential Pornstar Poll @ Adultcon Los Angeles, Exxxotica Miami 2007: You Are There! (Even If We Weren't), More Car Show Bikini Girls: NOPI Dallas 2007, Porn Valley Dispatch: Adultcon Returns, Porn Valley Dispatch: Tera Patrick To Host Everything, 2007 AVN Expo: Those Were The Days, Fleshbot's 2007 AVN Expo Coverage

Morning Wood: No Ass Wednesday Jokes, We Promise (Except This One)

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:45:02 EST

· Just because women parade around Rio de Janeiro's Carnaval in the nude that doesn't mean they are interested in sex. Yeah, we don't know what would ever give people that idea. (wluctv6.com)

· Boing Boing looks into the future to imagine the wonder of cybersex ... all the way to the year 2000! (boingboing.net)

· When your ~~football~~ soccer team holds a press conference to explain your teammates' late-night drinking and partying, it's probably not helpful to show up naked. Actually, that probably explains everything right there. (thevoiceofreason.com)

· Author Jane Smiley explains why her new book has so much sex in it: "I did it so I wouldn't have to write about the Bush administration for 450 pages." That was probably a wise choice. (timesunion.com)

· Our friends in the UK should check out this new nude art gallery/microbrew pub. For some reason, the paintings get much better looking the longer you stay. (lancashireeveningtelegraph.co.uk)

· Look behind the scenes of Paris' famous nude dance shows. Ok, you won't be looking so much as you'll be reading behind the scenes, but words can be cool sometimes. (thestar.co.za)

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Disneyland Paris Orgy Video

jditzian — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 18:04:07 EDT

Since this already notorious video disappeared from YouTube earlier today almost as quickly as we discovered it, we'll start by saying that if you want your chance to catch Minnie, Mickey, Goofy and the rest of the gang in some hot-and-heavy cosplay orgy action at Disneyland Paris, you'd better click that link below as soon as you can before it gets yanked again. And if it's already disappeared by the time you read this ... well, we have a feeling that it'll be turning up pretty much everywhere before too long. Things like videos of simulated group sex involving a bunch of bored theme park workers in costumes have a way of wanting to be free. No matter what Disney's lawyers have to say about it.

· "Do you fancy a Donald Duck?" (vidcaps and video link @ thesun.co.uk)

Bonus! Burt, Ernie and Cookie Monster Orgy. Yes, we told you we were trying to ruin your childhood today. (metacafe.com)

Previously: X-Rated Disney on eBay