Fleshbot: panties

Are Those Your Panties, Tila Tequila?

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 10:30:01 EST

You know, you'd think with all the porn we watch, we'd be able to tell a vagina when we see one. Fact is, it's somewhat ambiguous. What do you think?

Why must everything be so complicated with Tila Tequila ? First we had the whole sextape debacle, and now this. In the end, what's the difference between going commando or having a savage case of cameltoe?

· Tila Tequila Upskirt. Panties? No Panties? (taxidrivermovie.com)

What Color Are Your Panties, Nicola Roberts?

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

Let's see, what's on tap for today... An adorable stylish British musician redhead who inadvertently shows off nipples and undergarments? And she's wearing a sequined vest? Yes, please.

Best of all, it's like she knows we're checking her out. She's looking down there, we're looking down there. Everybody's smiling. In about one second there'll be some eye contact, and we'll know: it's on.

· Girls Aloud Nicola Roberts Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)

What Color Are Your Panties, JoJo?

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:30:01 EST

Lady Gaga's not the only one who can put on a kickass live show. Here we have Joanna "JoJo" Levesque entertaining fans with a strategic upskirt shot...oh, and by singing or something, too. (taxidrivermovie.com)

The Saturdays' Two-For-One Exposure Special

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:00:00 EST

When The Saturdays go out, they really go all out: why, in just one evening, we managed to sneak a peek at both Una Healy and Rochelle Wiseman's panties, and get some nipple action from Rochelle, to boot.

Is it any wonder that Saturday's always been our most favorite day of the week?

· Una Healy and Rochelle Wiseman (taxidrivermovie.com)

Una Healy
Rochelle Wiseman

What Color Are Your Panties, Frankie Sandford?

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 10:30:01 EST

Just like her comrade in The Saturdays, Rochelle Wiseman, Frankie Sandford isn't afraid to have a night on the town, spaz slightly, and show her underwear. She is, after all, a rock star.

And you can tell she's a badass by how she positioned her legs. She didn't try to cover up act posh, she just dealt with the paparazzi. As the saying goes, she certainly knows how to "rock out with her stripe-y pink and red panties out."

· THE SATURDAYS Frankie Sandford Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)

What Color Are Your Panties, Carol McGiffin?

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:30:01 EST

Judging by your expression, they must be crazy-colored! Just kidding, everyone has moments like this.

Really, we commend her for two things:

1) Unlike the other two British celebrities we saw, McGiffen isn't wearing pantyhose, and we can thus see more of her undercarriage.
2) She seemingly didn't hide her face. It must've been a weird moment, and she totally went with the weirdness.

· Carol McGiffen Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)

What Color Are Your Panties, Jenny Frost?

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

Normally, when we want to see a lady's panties, we have to wait until she bends over, or spreads her legs, or behaves in some entirely unladylike and unlikely manner. Not so with Jenny Frost: she's made peeping easy.

With her patented combination of white panties and seethrough black dress, Jenny's made sure we can all see what's going on downstairs...a genuine panty peeper's delight.

· Atomic Kitten Jenny Frost (taxidrivermovie.com)

What Color Are Your Panties, Nicky Hilton?

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:30:01 EST

Oh, Nicky Hilton. Why are your panties plain and black when your dress is full of color?

When you emerge from a vehicle, the world looks to you(r nether regions). Use that time to express something: a message of peace, a paid endorsement, a love of going commando. This is no time to remain silent with a shy sliver of cameltoe. What would your sister think?

· Nicky Hilton Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)

What Color Are Your Panties, Bai Ling?

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

We have a bit of a thing for Bai Ling, so we needed some upskirt to go with that areola slip from the other day. How could you have one without the other? It's only fair.

That's our justification for having two Bai Ling posts in one week: symmetry. You get a tiny taste of the top, a bit of the bottom, and the overall feeling that you really know Bai Ling better.

· Bai Ling Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)

What Color Are Your Panties, Kristina Rihanoff?

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:30:01 EST

Ring ring! Hello? Kristina Rihanoff? Hi, it's everyone. We can see your panties.

As the once separate worlds of smut and "Dancing With The Stars" collapse on each other, it's nice to reflect on the natural grace of a dancer's body, especially in motion. Kristina is a regular in dancing showcases, participates in competitions all over the world, and now we can see up her skirt. How lucky are we? Also: bodacious cleavage.

· More photos via Kristina Rihanoff Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)

What Color Are Your Panties, Geri Halliwell?

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:30:01 EST

We may not know whether (not-so) Ginger Spice is a natural redhead—but at least we now have the answer to another, equally pressing question: what sort of panties does Geri Halliwell don every day?

Lacey, sheer, black ones. The perfect panties for a girl with a fiery personality (and, god willing, some other fiery parts, too).

· Gerri Halliwell Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)

What Color Are Your Panties, Beyonce?

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:30:01 EST

What do we have here? Beyonce, from both sides now? Yes, not only did we recently get a glimpse at Beyonce's areola—now this gorgeous goddess is showing off her panties, too. We really are lucky, aren't we?

· Beyonce Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)

What Color Are Your Panties, Anna Friel? Redux

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

The last time Anna Friel showed us her panties, there really wasn't a whole lot of showing going on. But she's decided to make amends, and give us a much better look at her downstairs fashion choices.

And may we just say, props to her for going with the white cotton panties. You can't argue with such a classic choice

· Anna Friel Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)

What Color Are Your Panties, Christine Bleakley?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:30:01 EST

Who is Christine Bleakley, you ask? Why, some girl who's showing us her panties, duh. Also she apparently acts or something in the world's gayest country. (taxidrivermovie.com)

What Color Are Your Panties, Rochelle Wiseman?

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:30:00 EST

As befitting a member of a band called The Saturdays, Rochelle Wiseman knows how to party. Especially when it's a panty party.

(Oh, and for the concerned—we're pretty sure that bloody gash is a remnant of a rocking Halloween and not a, uh, knife fight.)

· The Saturdays Rochelle Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)

What Color Are Your Panties, Noemie Lenoir?

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:30:01 EST

Noemie's dress couldn't have picked a better time to fall apart. She was in the middle of auctioning off a date with herself, when the zipper broke and flashed her gorgeous ass.

So don't zip up that dress just yet! It's raising money for AIDS research. (taxidrivermovie.com)

What Color Are Your Panties, Malin Akerman?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Malin Akerman is no stranger to shedding her clothes—and now, thanks to this paparazzi pic, we're no stranger to Malin Akerman's panties. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Olivia Munn Takes Off Her Top

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Yes, you read that right: Olivia Munn, the girl who wouldn't even do nude for her very own issue of Playboy, has taken her top off on TV. What's the lucky program, you ask?

None other than ABC Family's "Greek." Which, yes, means that we don't actually get to see Olivia's goodies...but there's always these ass shots, right? And that's gotta be worth a little something...

(For the naysayers out there, here's Olivia in her bra. If that doesn't make you happy...well, we guess you just won't be happy until Olivia Munn actually gets nude on cam. Which...we can't really argue with, to be honest.)

· Olivia Munn Brings Her Ass to ABC Family (egotastic.com)

What Color Are Your Panties, Lily Allen?

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Once again, Lily Allen does her part to make your concert tickets worth the inflated price. Who can say no to a rock show + peep show? It's two shows in one! (taxidrivermovie.com)

Tekken Girls Have Bikinis, Will Fight On Command

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:30:01 EDT

There comes a time in our lives when we must ask ourselves what it is we're willing to fight for. The Tekken girls, it seems, will fight for shoes, crimping irons, and iPhones (while scantily clad, to boot).

After watching this video a few ~~hundred~~ times, we've finally figured out what we'd be willing to enter into an all-out catfight for: that glimpse of the last girl's panties. Anyone willing to take us on? Cause we've got the Vaseline at the ready, and we can be in the girls' bathroom at a moment's notice.

· Tekken 6 (whatwillyoufightfor.com, via Violet Blue)