It has been a while since Pam's exposed herself, and we expected something to come along soon, but not this. Don't get us wrong, we're happy about these pictures. Really, he blunt force trauma just caught us off guard.

· Pamela Anderson topless for an odd David Lach photo shoot (nsfwpoa.com)

And besides, these are pictures of her butt. We've seen both below and above on her frontside, but almost nothing of her backside. We're just trying to give you a 3D concept of Pam Anderson's physique. We are, after all, scientists.

· Exclusive Pam Anderson Upskirt Ass Shots (taxidrivermovie.com)

Nonetheless, it's nice to know it's there, doing fashion shows, hanging out with Vivienne Westwood, but it's still around. If there's one thing we can depend on, it's that Pamela Anderson will be there, flashing stuff, looking flossy well into her golden years.

· Pam Anderson Tit Slips Video Clip (taxidrivermovie.com)

Pamela Anderson (taxidrivermovie.com)
Pamela Anderson (taxidrivermovie.com)

· "Pam Anderson Nipple Slip Conan O'Brien June 20, 2007" (YouTube)
· See also: "Things That Happened On And Around Late-Night Talk Shows Last Night" (Defamer)

Previously: Celebrity NippleWatch™ Archive

· Pamela Anderson is kissing a magician. Maybe he knows how those things continue to defy gravity. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· The bizarre life (and sad death) of the famous Academy Awards Streaker. His package will live forever. (wfmu.org)

· Auctioneers expect to get £2 million for a nude portrait that King Charles II kept hidden in his bedroom. Wow, even a king has to stuff his girlie pics under the mattress? (thisislondon.co.uk)

· If you want to show a friend how much you care, forget about a Hallmark card. Just screw their brains out. They'll appreciate the gesture, trust us. (indiatimes.com)

· She-porn outfit, For The Girls is holding an erotic fiction contest, so remember to take notes next time you're getting some. (forthegirls.com)

· Internet porn: Wrecking marriages since 1991. Or saving them, we're not sure. Either way, never give your spouse your email password. (wimmera.yourguide.com.au)

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· Pamela Anderson made good use of her visit to the Cannes Film Festival. These bikini poses are timely and efficient. (egotastic.com)

· A rare species of rabbit named after Hugh Hefner may die out before he does. Have they tried moving them in with three hot blond babes? That seems to help with longer life. (ap.org)

· Police are desperately searching for two hardened criminals who stole one box of condoms from Sears. We think being featured in the most ridiculous Crime Stoppers alert ever is punishment enough. (thesmokinggun.com)

· The good news: The hooker you meet on Craigslist while visiting New York from out of town is actually two girls. The bad news: They're both there to beat you up and take all your money. And people you meet on the internet are usually so trustworthy. (nydailynews.com)

· Today's rock and roll urban legend that just might be true: Mick Jagger's bee stinger penis enlargement trick. Do you think that's also how Puff Daddy got his name? (eontarionow.com)

· China throws a blogger in jail for posting explicit stories on his site. The World Wide Web: Bringing democracy to you! (xbiz.com)

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Of course, the interweb has made it easy for any connoisseur of vintage Playboy spreads to amass a top-notch photography collection that's only limited by the amount of free space on a hard drive. But for those collectors who want something a little more permanent—and have several thousand dollars to spare—Hef and company introduced the Playboy Legacy Collection at the Cannes International Film Festival last week. The collection consists of 48 gallery-quality images representing the "visual history and impact of the magazine" from Tom Kelley's classic 1953 shot of Marilyn Monroe to Pamela Anderson as seen by David LaChapelle and are available individually, in three 16-photo sets, or as one 48-piece Gold Edition which also includes five music CDs, a DVD set, a book, a replica of an original Playboy Club key, and an invitation to an exclusive weekend party at the Playboy Mansion to celebrate the launch of the collection ... all for the low price of $85,000. (Which means that we'll be able to afford a copy circa 2148, given our current rate of savings and assuming they'll be any copies left by then. In the meantime, though, there's still the interweb.)

· The Playboy Legacy Collection (playboylegacycollection.com)
· "Playboy Collection at Cannes FF" (xfanz.com/news)

Previously: Sara Jean Underwood Makes The Best Playmate (Of The Year), Kristine Lefebvre in Playboy: The Naked Apprentice, Porn Grotto Dispatch: Nicki Hunter Benefit @ the Playboy Mansion

· If you're completely incapable of wearing a shirt properly and your entire boob is just hanging out there for all to see, we guess that technically counts as a nipple slip too. Score one more for Mischa Barton! (toxicmagazine.com + idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

· The paparazzi at the Cannes Film Festival booed Pamela Anderson for not cooperating. Any booing heard at her film is entirely coincidental. (bodogbeat.com)

· If you're a business student and you can't find a way to make a profit on college girl bikini calendars, you should probably just change your major right now. (seattlepi.nwsource.com)

· Meet the Rhode Island School of Design's ice hockey team, the Nads and their faithful mascot, Scrotie. They're art students, man. Don't hate. (risd.dailyjolt.com)

· Radar Magazine discovers amateur porn. Next month: Have you heard of these things called "blogs"?(radaronline.com)

· Oh by the way, that place in D.C. where rich people take their limousines to watch live girls dance in the nude? Not a strip club. And these dollar bills in our wallet are not a tip. (washingtoncitypaper.com)

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· Jane Magazine deserves total props for its Guide to Breast Health and accompanying reader boob blog. No faces, but still ... real boobs! (janemag.com)

· Pamela Anderson's kids are embarrassed by her. Er, embarrassed by her naked pictures, we mean. It was an easy mistake. (stuff.co.nz)

· Playboy's stock price jumps after announcing a nice first quarter profit. Take that, everyone who made fun them! Oh, wait ... that's us. (marketwatch.com)

· We can only describe this strip club commercial in one word: classy. (13gb.com)

· The island of Cyprus has banned a vibrating sex toy—not because they're a bunch of prudes, but because the electronic signals could disrupt the army's radio frequencies. How humiliating would it be to be conquered by an invasion of vibrators? (wired.com)

· News flash: Born-again media mogul Rupert Murdoch doesn't care that his company profits from porn. You don't think he's just in it for the money, do you? (xbiz.com)

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· Which sign of the apocalypse involves Pamela Anderson returning to star in the Baywatch movie? Because the end times are clearly here. (hollywoodtuna.com + egotastic.com)

· You'd think a marketing convention would have the best booth babes of all, since those guys really know how to sell things. Oh, it's online marketing? We guess that's okay, too. (adrants.com)

· A single-celled parasite has been found to cause an increased libido in women, but how the heck are you supposed to get her infected with it before your big date? (esquire.com)

· Joe Francis is charged with sexual battery in a Hollywood case that is completely unrelated to his other legal troubles. Now they're just piling on. (hollywood.com)

· Naked robots are part of our future. Or maybe our past, when robots were still made out of felt. (mimikirchner.com)

· Oh, that whole Virginia Tech thing? It's porn's fault, obviously. (xbiz.com)

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· Geek goddess Morgan Webb revisits her bikini-wearing past in FHM's November issue. All things considered, nerds have it pretty good these days. (bastardly.com)

· Pam Anderson still has one of her Baywatch swimsuits and likes to break it out for hubby Kid Rock. And that was today's "Celebrity Sex Information That You Really Didn't Need To Hear." (thesun.co.uk)

· Jessica Alba swears she won't take her clothes off on camera. What if we ask really, really, really nicely? (people.aol.com)

· Meanwhile, Miss Great Britain Daniella Lloyd has absolutely no problem taking her clothes off; she'll be posing nude in the upcoming December issue of Playboy in "what's perhaps the shortest time anyone's taken to get from a major beauty crown to taking it all off for a magazine". If only all international beauty queens cared about their subjects as much. (toxicmagazine.com)

· The former editor of hip-hop magazine The Source says it's a lousy place to work ... unless you like watching porn all day and covering your office in photos of scantily-clad women, that is. Then it's awesome. (nydailynews.com + nypost.com)

· Finally, a celebrity sex tape that will actually make you forget about Screech. We apologize now for ruining your Christmas and/or Hanukkah. (YouTube, via Defamer)

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· Kid Rock says he married Pamela Anderson because she's great in bed and she says she married him because he's well hung. You mean it wasn't because of a shared interest in 18th century French literature? What a surprise. (tonight.co.za)

· Finally, a foolproof method for getting out jury duty: masturbate in the courthouse. Now why didn't we think of that? (nydailynews.com)

· K-9 units descend on a community clubhouse in Denver to take down three teens who broke in to look at porn on the internet. Come on, guys, that's what public libraries are for. (thedenverchannel.com)

· The Moscow News website has an update on the gay porn diplomatic scandal between Belarus and Latvia, complete with accompanying photo. Not pictured: any diplomats from Belarus or Latvia. (mosnews.com)

· A nursing student in England is so worried about her bosses learning of her porn career that she has no choice but to tell it to a tabloid that will blab her "secret" to the whole country and scandalize almost no one. If the nursing thing falls through, she'll make a great publicist. (people.co.uk)

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