Fleshbot: nonnude

NonNudeAmateur Proves You Don't Need Nudity To Have A Good Time

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 14:00:00 EDT

We admit it, at times we can be a bit... biased, shall we say, towards pictures of girls who aren't wearing any clothes. (What can we say? We really love nipples!)

But NonNudeAmateur has, if not shown us the error of our ways, than at least given us a chance to expand our horizons. As indicated by its title, the site's amateur models are all full clothed—and yet, even without the slightest hint of nip, they're all quite alluring.

We're really going to have to give this "non nude" thing some further thought.

· NonNudeAmateur (nonnudeamatuer.com, via indienudes.com)

Lucy Lawless Returns As Xena: Catholic Schoolgirl Princess

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 10:30:00 EST

In high school, we'd watch "Xena" on TV and pray that one day we might see our fair warrior princess dancing on stage in a Catholic schoolgirl getup. Looks like our prayers have been answered.

And though we never actually prayed to see Ms. Lawless in a flesh-colored bodysuit, we're glad the powers threw that in as a bonus. Sometimes, you don't know what you want until it's right there in front of you.

· Lucy Lawless at the Roxy dressed as a really sexy, OMG, school girl (newfilmdimension.com, via Violet Blue)

We really like Asylum's effort to promote...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 10:00:49 EDT

We really like Asylum's effort to promote BBW babes. Of course, "big" is a relative term when you're talking about the modeling industry. Either way, they look in pretty good shape to us. (asylum.com)

The tipster who sent us a link to these...

Jonnobot — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:05:40 EDT

The tipster who sent us a link to these photos of Melyssa Grace asks whether she is in possession of "The Best Cleavage Ever". Well, we guess that's one way of looking at them. (Er, we mean it. Uh, her. You know what we mean.) (hottestgirlsofmyspace.net)

Shocking Miss Universe Naked Porn Scandal!

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:09:34 EDT

The world of international beauty contests has been rocked by a stunning revelation about the past of current Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza. It turns out that before she began her career as a beauty contestant, she used to be ... a model! And as you all know, being a model sometimes requires you to pose without clothes on, even if all your private parts are tastefully covered up in the end product. Delicate sensibilities have naturally been offended (allegedly), but in the most shocking twist of all, the Miss Universe organization could not care less—Dayana will not lose her title the way she lost her clothes. Once again, the universe is saved!

· "Miss Nudie-verse" (thesun.co.uk)

Able were we ere we saw Elba Jimenez. We...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 10:05:00 EDT

Able were we ere we saw Elba Jimenez. We bet that this Mexican TV hostess does that to a lot of people. (dailypoa.com)

If you're like us, you were probably raised...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:30:00 EDT

If you're like us, you were probably raised on a steady diet of "Dynasty" reruns and an old VHS copy of "The Bitch." So that means you're probably also interested in seeing an old-timey photo gallery of a burlesque star teaching Joan Collins how to take her clothes off. It's sexy and educational! (Flickr, via Otomano)

YouTube might employ a secret army of meatbots...

Jonnobot — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:35:38 EDT

YouTube might employ a secret army of meatbots to filter out porn uploads 24/7, but that doesn't mean they won't allow the occasional video of Kitty Lea doing a mesmerizing boob dance in her underwear to slip through every now and then. Which evidently means it's not porn, and therefore you shouldn't be turned on by it. Just so it's clear. (Click thumbnail for video.)

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• The Bouncy Kitty Dance (YouTube, via Front Magazine)

From A To DD At The Bra Blog

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:20:34 EDT

We don't always pay too much attention to bras, since we're usually too focused on the stuff they're supposed tp be supporting to really give much thought to the details of the material they're made from or how they're constructed. But the The Bra Blog is making us look at these ubiquitous pieces of intimate apparel in a whole new light, (Of course, it probably has something to do with all those hot bra-encased models it features in its posts, but at least we're not immediately undressing them with our eyes like we usually do.) Now if we can finally figure out how to handle all those different kinds of clasps with one hand, we'll be set!

· The Bra Blog (thebrablog.com, via hotbox.thumblogger.com)

Cora Skinner Works The Beach

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:05:30 EDT

Wow, that professional glamourpuss Cora Skinner sure is a hard worker: not only does she pretty much make a living being photographed in a bikini, she even wears one when she's on vacation! Who says all work and no play makes a girl dull? (Photos after the jump.)

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·: Cora Skinner (coraskinner.com)

We Heart Claudette (And You Will Too)

Jonnobot — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:10:15 EDT

Even if she hadn't festooned her Flickr profile and photostream with all those HTML-generated hearts (see? we know how to ♥make them too♥!), we'd still have a lot of love for 21-year-old Buenos Aires-based model and photographer Claudette, who from the looks of things has as much talent at things like lighting and composition as she does managing to get just the right angle to show off her perfect bikini-, thong-, and baby oil-covered ass to best advantage. While she explains that they're not revealing or explicit enough to be considered porn, her photos are certainly hot enough for us to hope that book she's working on is going to be printed on drool-proof paper; we might have to order two copies when it comes out just to be safe. Really, what's not to ♥?

· ♥Claudette Psico♥'s Photoset @ Flickr (flickr.com - thanks Matthew)

So what could possibly be better than a...

Jonnobot — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:40:35 EDT

So what could possibly be better than a compilation clip featuring a handful of some of the hottest cam babes we've ever seen? Why, a compilation clip featuring a handful of some of the hottest cam babes we've ever seen set to music, of course. If this is what all the kids are watching on the MTV these days, we totally have to tune in more often. (They do play music videos on the MTV, right?) (foundrymusic.com - thanks L.)

Mariah Carey Is Always Tops On Our Charts

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:41:52 EDT

We have long been big fans of Mariah Carey and followed her career with great interest since her debut, way back in the formative time of our youth. That's why we were so very excited to learn that she recently passed Elvis Presley to reach second place on the list of artists with the most No. 1 singles—which is odd because we can't name or hum a single one of them. See, we don't really follow her music career, just her side job as a gossipy celebrity, part-time bikini model, and general all-around babe. We suppose she also knows how to sing, but this hot gallery from her latest appearance in Vibe doesn't come with sound. Somehow, we think you won't notice.

· VIBE Magazine (vibe.com)

The boys at Uncoached look at Jessica Burciaga...

Jonnobot — Wed, 14 May 2008 10:40:27 EDT

The boys at Uncoached look at Jessica Burciaga and ask, "Why is she not in porn?" Well, she has appeared on her share of babelogs over the years, though we know that's not the same thing. We also know that if we knew the answers to such mysteries, we'd probably be big porn impresarios ourselves instead of just writing about the questions people have about it. (uncoached.com)

Melita Toniolo brings back so many warm...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:29:18 EDT

Melita Toniolo brings back so many warm memories of Italy ... and we've never even been to Europe! (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

If you're like us, you were throughly impressed...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:33:24 EDT

If you're like us, you were throughly impressed by Stacey Dash's return to the spotlight a while back—and the Playboy pics that came with it. Sadly, she's not naked again in the new King magazine, but at least it's good to see she's keeping busy. (bootysource.com)

K. Belo Bikinis: Is It Summer Yet?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:30:05 EDT

It might not quite be bikini weather yet, but temperatures were definitely rising at last night's K. Belo fashion show in New York City ... and luckily, we got the chance to sneak backstage and snap a few pictures of this sexy new line of swimwear. With suits as bangin' as these just waiting for gals to put on (and, um, take off), bikini season can't come soon enough.

· K. Belo (kbeloswim.com)
· Photos by Yael Gottlieb

Well hello there, Aria Valentino. We're...

Jonnobot — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:27:50 EDT

Well hello there, Aria Valentino. We're awfully excited about your upcoming solo site debut; we just hope we don't get you confused with other busty babelog favorites like Aria Giovanni and Andie Valentino. It's getting harder to keep track of these things at our advanced age, you know, no matter how many jiggly exercise videos we come across. (xfanz.com + myspace.com; more @ bigboobsalert.com)

Wweeggee's Feet And Hands And Butts (Oh, My!)

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:45:49 EDT

Sometimes you really have to stop and appreciate the little things in life — and by little things, of course, we mean body parts that are smaller than a pair of inflated DD boobs. (Not that there's anything wrong with those,) The photos we've found on the Flickr pages of the curiously named "Wweeggee" are a good reminder that good things often come in fleshy packages that don't necessarily have nipples. Lips, legs, feet, hands, and butts are sexy and plentiful in these photo collections and will make you forget all about those dirtier things you're used to focusing on ... for about five seconds anyway. (There's a few pictures of that other stuff in there too, because well ... nobody's perfect.)

· Collection: bELL0 (Flickr, via ponyxpress.wordpress.com)

They Hate Porn (But Love Hot Women In Bikinis And Lingerie)

Jonnobot — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:13:06 EDT

When an email containing the URL "WeHatePorn.com" showed up in our inbox this morning, we naturally assumed it was from some anti-porn crusaders trying to convert us to their cause once again, even if most of the anti-porn crusaders we've come across over the last couple of years tend to be a little more indirect and disingenuous in their methods. So imagine our surprise when we clicked on through and saw a page full of the same kind of bright pink graphics we usually associate with a typical babelog, along with lots of pictures of smoking hot women .. who all happen to be fully dressed. Was someone trying to play a cruel joke on us? Turns out that some people actually prefer looking at sexy women with their clothes on! We have to admit there's something to their point of view, though we don't think we'll be giving up our regular babelog roundups anytime soon. It'd take more than a catchy URL in our inbox to get us to do that.

· We Hate Porn: Sexy Non Nude Girls (wehateporn.com)
· Thumbnail: Tere @ TrueTere.com