According to the Script Shadow blog, the psychological thriller's script calls for Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis to have sex. Violent, aggressive sex (one of our favorite kinds!). We can't even tell you what we'd give to see that.

Now, granted, the film is still in production, and there's no guarantee that the scene will make it into the final version, or that the filmed version will look anything like the fantasy we have in our head—but oh, we're just going to dream a little dream. After all, both Mila and Natalie have gotten nude for films before...is stepping it up for a lesbian sex scene really that much of a stretch?

Well, while you're pondering that question, we invite you to relive some magic naked moments with Mila and Natalie, from "Boot Camp" and "Hotel Chevalier," respectively. If you play them both at the same time, and also kinda squint, it'll be a tiny bit like what "Black Swan" has to offer.

Mila Kunis in "Boot Camp"

Natalie Portman in "Hotel Chevalier"

· "Black Swan" Script Review (scriptshadow.blogspot.com)
· "Black Swan" (imdb.com)

Check out some of the moments that kept our jobs interesting this year after the jump.

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10

Not Meg White
Sometimes the best sex scandals are the ones that aren't true. Did White Stripes rhythm section Meg White really bang some college student in his dorm and let him film it? Does it even matter?

9

Britney's Downward Spiral, Stage 3
So ... um ... yeah ... that happened. Moving on ...

8

Hayden's Barely Legal Year
Another hot young babe had her "it's no longer creepy" party, to be followed next year by her "whatever happened to?" fiesta (i.e., her 19th birthday).

7

Everybody's Preggers!
Salma. Christina. Halle. Jessica. J-Love. Jaime-Lynn? (No comment on that one.) Everyone seems to have forgone the sexy on-camera Hollywood screwing for the private, baby-making kind. On the plus side, bigger boobs are always nice.

6

Anything Sienna Miller Does. Ever.
Seriously, we're not sure if this gal even owns a shirt, much less knows how to wear one, but we're just glad that her dedication to the cause of the celebrity nudity is so strong and vital.

5

Amy Fisher Understands A Good Press Event
Step aside, all you amateur scandalebrities: let a real tabloid veteran show you how it's done!

4

Natalie Portman's Ass
Better in theory than in iPod-quality practice, but any chance to see Ms. Portman sans culottes is a chance we're never going to pass up.

3

Kim Kardashian: Superstar?
The Paris Hilton "famous for being famous while having sex" phenomenon comes full circle, as her former sidekick parlays her fame by association into a TV show, a Playboy shoot and the worst Vivid video of all time. But at least she's not shy.

2

Vanessa Hudgens' Graduation Gift
Even gay men agree: don't send your high school musical boyfriend full-frontal nudie pics unless you're absolutely sure he can be trusted to not share them with all his friends Planet Earth. (P.S. You can't.)

1

Vanessa and Nick's Excellent Adventure
While they are not the biggest names on this list, the Mexican hot tub dance between pseudo-celebrities Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo was quite possibly our biggest story of the year. We hope that had more to do with the revelation of Vanessa's generous bush than Nick's pained o-face, but the moral, as always, is that watching famous people do dirty things is a terrific way to pass the time.

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Honorable Mention: Sharon Stone's Outrageous Cameltoe, Marisa Tomei Wakes The Dead, and Mr. Skin's Top 20 Nude Scenes Of 2007

· "Mr. Skin's Top 20 Movie Nude Scenes of 2007" (mrskin.com)

· Wes Anderson's "Hotel Chevalier" (free iTunes download)

Previously: Wet Spots: Half Of Natalie Portman's Boob Is Better Than No Boob At All, Natalie Portman in "Closer"

· Yes, it's a Natalie Portman side boob! If it wasn't Monday, we'd be prepared to call it a week. (egotastic.com)

· In a related story, here's half of Maggie Gyllenhaal's milk-swollen ta-ta. Unfortunately, there seems to be a small creature attached to it. (Gawker)

· Great, another reason to worry about getting older: "You turn 50 and it's like all the breasts in the world know that you're 50 ... You are invisible to them." ("Naked" by Rachel Dretzin @ nytimesshorts.feedroom.com)

· Loyal Chinese citizens have ratted out dutifully reported over 13,000 websites since their government announced a crackdown on internet porn. Now that's a People's Republic. (chinadaily.com.cn)

· Maybe Kristine Lefebvre can use her business sense to save Playboy's stock price. You know ... after she puts her suit back on. (money.cnn.com)

· The Wall Street Journal proposes raising the minimum pornstar age to 21. But then who will star in our hot and horny teenage action? (opinionjournal.com)

· No debate about gun control is complete without pictures of naked chicks holding firearms. It's a First and Second Amendment double team! (wonderwinds.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· Charlotte Church will not let her pregnancy or an ill-fitting swimsuit slow her down a bit. The rest of you skinny bitches can go jump off a pier. (thegrumpiest.com + drunkenstepfather.com)

· The newest scourge in cyberspace has a name: "Wilfing." It means aimlessly wandering the internet wondering, "What Was I Looking For?," but it's better known as our day jobs. (sky.com)

· A TV producer wants the governor of Florida to pardon Jim Morrison for rocking out with his cock over 38 years ago. But what good is a rock god without his indecent exposure convictions? (chicagotribune.com)

· If you're trying to fight your pornography addiction, move to Kentucky. Don't worry, we'll still be here when you get back. (wbko.com)

· Did you know that the average North American woman owns six bras, not counting the three that were stolen out of the dryer when they were at the laundromat? (northumberlandtoday.com)

· Let's end with a moment of silence for NYC's dearly departed Condomania, where we used to buy all our rubbers before we realized you can get them for free at just about any gay bar. Still, they will be missed. (racked.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives