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That's because in less than a week Wicked Pictures will be declassifying all of their files on "Operation Tropical Stormy"—which is their high tech way of saying they're releasing the movie. Shot in such exotic locations as Hawaii and Chatsworth, OTS is the fiscally irresponsible sequel to Stormy's blockbuster porn epic—"Operation Desert Stormy."

Once again, secret agents Rachel and George (Stormy Daniels and Evan Stone) are paired up. Having just saved the world and been promoted, they reward themselves with a relaxing cruise that leaves them stranded on a jaguar and sex-crazed cannibal infested jungle hellhole. Oh, and it's also the secret lair of North Korean playboy dictator Kim Jong-Il. Despite the incredible duress they are perpetually under (with the threat of imminent death comically lurking behind every single moment on the island), the two manage to squeeze in just about as much ball-draining, snatch-quenching fuck action as a couple of horny honeymooners at a swingers convention in Jamaica.

Joining Miss Daniels and Mister Stone are a burgeoning cast of morally uninhibited young strumpets including Anabelle Lee, Nikki Rhodes, Devon Lee, Gianna Lynn, Mikayla Mendez, Mya Luanna, Shyla Stylez, Sammy Rhodes, Carolyn Reese, Havana Ginger, Renae Cruz, Desiree Diam, Mia Lelani, and Bella Ling. A cast of that size seems like reason enough to give this monster a look.

Whether or not this sequel will pack the punch of its predecessor, which garnered such lofty awards as AVN's 2008 "Best Comedy", XRCO's 2008 "Best Director", Nightmove's "First Choice," and 2008 Empire Award's "Best Overall DVD", "Best Feature", "Editor's Choice Best Video" and "Viewer's Choice Best Video", we cannot say. For now, we're just too busy pouring over the embarrassment of riches they included in promotional materials and waiting for our Operation Tropical Stormy Coconut Rum Flavored Lube to arrive—which should be here any minute now.

"Operation Tropical Stormy" floods onto streets at high tide next week. Check out our exclusive sneak peek now. And to Stormy Daniels we say—good luck with both this amazing looking movie and your Senate bid!

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Yes, it's a wonderful POV clip of Mya in action. Almost as good as the real thing (and a little less messy, too). In fact, if you squint a little, it's almost like Mya is there in the room with you! Or, uh, maybe that's just us.

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Since then, we've kept an eager eye out for any porn featuring her.

Lucky for us, then, that New Sensations has put her at the top of the list, and on the front of the box, for their latest stereotype-enabling, all Asian sextravaganza "I Love Asians 10"—which also showcases such dolls as Leili Koshi, Shai Lee, Mya Luanna, Yumi, Katsuni, Keeani Lei, Kaiya Lynn, Tia Tanaka, Kayme Kai, Tomo Paradise, Lana Violet, and London Keys.

What can we say about this exquisite garden of yellow skinned delight? Only a true asiaphile can understand what it means to really catch yellow fever, the sweetest life long affliction, and have it change everything that you love forever and ever. If we have to stop and explain to you why it's just too easy to fall in love when we see their silky skin, jet black straight hair, tiny smiles, lithe bodies, brown nipples, and steaming hot gashes, chances are you've missed the point altogether. That's okay though—it just leaves more for us to love.

"I Love Asians 10" drops this week from New Sensations. Praise Buddha!

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In a perfect world, we would all be judged by our actions, compassionately chastised for our shortcomings, and then sentenced to hours upon hours of hard sex with amazing strangers for our transgressions. In the land Eric Everhard inhabits, that very scenario springs to life daily, like some perverted cartoon from the depths of his twisted imagination. In the penal system that enforces the rule of law in this alternate universe, you have the right to shriek in pleasure while getting drilled deeper and harder than you imagined was humanly possible, the right to have people take turns on you—and cost is never a consideration for this type of representation. It truly is a utopia, sans soma—but with girls this cute and willing, we can turn a blind eye just like Lady Justice.

Mya Luanna, Tanya James, Dakoda Brookes, Jackie Cross, Kitty Bella, and Scarlett Dreamz may only be suspect until Everhard judges their prurience, but the evidence mounted against them makes Blagojevich look like a curiously coiffed Boy Scout selling uncut cocaine to get to the Jamboree. Scene after delightful scene of dirtiness plays out with fantastic results (for us at least).

Eric judiciously weighs the merits of their cases, leaving no orifice unmolested in his vigilant pursuit—and we applaud him for that, especially after watching the luscious blond cum guzzler Tanya James take the fucking of her life. We're pretty sure she's as filthy, if not filthier than, the rest. (Oh, and since we're never actually told, we'll have to assume that they are guilty.)

"Innocent Until Proven Filthy 5" releases this week from Jules Jordan Video & Eric Everhard. It is not meant to replace actual legal consul.

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If our extensive experience in this area has taught us one thing, it's that we can't bring this many lascivious porn stars together without them eventually fucking each other senseless. And, as we'd expect, Tera Patrick, Daisy Marie, Daisy Dukes, Madison Scott, Kayla Paige, Angie Savage, Mya Luanna, Charmane Star, Lexi Belle, Maya Gates, Shawna Lenee, and several of their friends do exactly that, stripping out of their bikinis and lapping away at each other like kittens enjoying seventeen fresh bowls of cream. The results are disturbingly good, making us feel as immoral and decadent as an AIG executive with a golden parachute after the bail out. Move over, Hef—Tera wants to show you what the grotto should look like every single day of the week.

If anything, Tera's given us hope in a way that even our President Elect can only allude to. While most of us will have to tighten our belts this holiday season, finding pleasure in the simple joys of life, we can always look forward to history repeating itself. Our eyes are glassy after watching these lovely ladies work themselves into a frenzy, dreaming of a time when we will once again be able to blaze up our medical grade hydroponic with freshly minted hundred dollar bills. In fact, with ideas this good, we're thinking Tera for Prez 2012. You with us?

"Tera Patrick’s Pool Party" is available this week.

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(Just in case you were wondering what that was Mya Luanna was chin-cradling like an old-tymey phone: it's a strap-on.)

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