Fleshbot: music videos

Britney Spears And Tasteful Nudity, Together Again

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:30:05 EDT

Hey, remember Britney Spears? Wasn't it fun all those years ago when she was crazy and showing her ladyparts to everyone? Those were good times, but it's over now and she's back to serious music making business. Also known as "rolling around naked in music videos" business. You have to look really hard to find the part of this clip that "may not be suitable for minors," but underneath all the wigs and dancing, there's our girl sexing it up again, the right way. And also, we think, providing a timely and incisive commentary about the shallow greed of America's broken investment culture. Is there anything she can't do?

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· Britney Spears - Womanizer (YouTube)

Icelandic "Gobbledigook" Makes Everyone Get Naked

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 28 May 2008 16:11:58 EDT

We're big fans of Sigur Rós and their special brand of trippy Icelandic freakout music, but we think that maybe the actors in their latest video had a bit of freakout of their own. How else to explain the woodsy frolicking, campfire dancing, body painting, and general wacked frivolity of these skinny Calvin Klein ad dropouts? Or the fact that they're completely naked during all that outdoors mayhem? Granted, the band's new single "Gobbledigook" (the song and video are available for free download) does sound like the perfect accompaniment to a backwoods love fest, so they can hardly be blamed for going native. Just remember that after making sweet, sweet love in a pile weeds, you should always check yourself for ticks.

· SIGUR RÓS : Gobbledigook (sigurros.com)

Sexy Music Video Watch: Spanking It With Spank Rock

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:44:11 EST

What is it about rappers that makes it so easy to surround themselves with hot chicks who like to bounce up and down and take their clothes off? It can't be just the fame and money, because no one associated with this video is particularly famous or (or are they? What are the kids listening to these days?) or well-dressed. But their little musical play is a solid three-and-a-half minutes of grinding, bumping, and spitting from girls who are really, really happy to be on camera. Oh, and there's a song too. We almost didn't even notice that.

"Loose" - Spank Rock and Benny Blanco are Bangers and Cash feat. Amanda Blank (imeem.com)

"Show Us Your Tits" (One More Time!)

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 11:53:53 EDT

Once again, we're simply pandering to the boobie lovers out there, but as every marketing executive, PR manager, film director, magazine editor, Renaissance artist, and Russ Meyer could tell you, you can never go wrong with a nice pair (or 20) of giant breasts. Music video folks have known this for years as well, which is we don't know anything about the band Blestenation or their brand "hip hop rock," but if any group wants us to sit through their five-minute acid fueled visual spectacle, putting nothing on screen except huge knockers is an excellent strategy.

· "Show us your tits" by Blestenation (liveleak.com)

Previously: Rilo Kiley Shakes "The Moneymaker", Music & Sports Spotlight: Soccer Makes You Dirty, Sexy(ish) Music Video Watch: Marilyn Manson Rubs It In Our Face, Sunblock Rubs You The Right Way

Rilo Kiley Shakes "The Moneymaker"

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 14:28:22 EDT

The sexy music video theme is a well-loved one here on Fleshbot, but we thought it might be nice to share a clip that dials down the bumping and grinding (and even the music) while keeping the sex front and center. Indie rock darlings Rilo Kiley are back with a soon-to-be-released album and have already rolled out the video for their first single, The Moneymaker, even though the band and the song don't appear until about two-thirds of the way through. The first eight minutes or so consist of interviews with pornstars including Hailey Young, Satine Phoenix, Tommy Gunn and others, talking about their moneymakers and what it's like to be a professional sex-haver. Eventually, Jenny Lewis shows up to vamp her way through the new song—but the candid talk and largely porn-positive point of view is pretty interesting in its own right. And thankfully, no one gets strummed like a bass guitar either.

· The Moneymaker (video @ themoneymake.com)

Music & Sports Spotlight: Soccer Makes You Dirty

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 May 2007 12:19:08 EDT

We thought we'd save us all some time this morning and bring you a sexy sports update and our occasional music video spotlight into one easy to swallow post. Fortunately, this clip does the hard work for us, doubling as both the video for yet another obscure Europop dance mashup and an excuse to watch chicks play soccer in their underwear. To top it all off ... well, let's just say everything is hotter when it's done in the mud. Might we humbly suggest that all future Women's World Cup matches be played on a pitch that has been watered down for a good 12-14 hours before game time? Yes, it might make it a little harder to tell teams apart (choosing sides by hair color helps). But it's not about whether you win or lose—it's about how much grit and determination you'll need to wash off in the post-game shower.

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· "Corenell vs Lisa Marie - Keep On Jumping" (YouTube)

Previously: Sexy(ish) Music Video Watch: Marilyn Manson Rubs It In Our Face, Sunblock Rubs You The Right Way, Baseball Cheerleaders Get To First Base, Model Boxing With Naureen Zaim, Australia's Never-Ending Bikini Season

Sexy(ish) Music Video Watch: Marilyn Manson Rubs It In Our Face

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 08 May 2007 15:23:57 EDT

How does a rock star who used to make a living shocking suburban moms get back into the music game, while simultaneously getting over the end of his marriage to a famous pinup model? If you're Marilyn Manson, you shoot some "wild" sex scenes for your next video with your new barely-legal actress girlfriend who is half your age. (Oh, and don't forget to cover your naked bodies in blood, for that extra creepy goth vampire vibe!) Not surprisingly, that strategy also works for Spanish-language act Los Planetas, who may or may not be getting over a bad breakup with their video that comes about as close as you can get to showing actual sex without actually showing real sex—and replaces the fake blood with monkey outfits and banana blowjobs. We're not really complaining about the continued sexification of the music video medium, but we are wondering why more artists don't just use clips from actual porn movies and stripper-filled cable TV shows instead. That way, musicians save money on smoke machines and we get better tunes to go along with our smut. Everybody wins!

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· New Marilyn Manson Video - "Heart Shaped Glasses" (stereogum.com - thanks George)

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· Los Planetas - Alegr as del Incendio (dailymotion.com)

Previously: Sunblock Rubs You The Right Way, Beneath The Planet Of Sexy Music Videos: Original Cast, Son Of Still More Sexy Music Videos: Meet DVJ Bazuka, "Put Your Hands Up For" Sexy Music Videos, Queen's Naked "Bicycle Race"

Sunblock Rubs You The Right Way

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 16:28:39 EDT

We have no problem posting music videos even when naked ladies have been inserted into the picture simply to draw attention to the band, but we're thrilled to finally find a video in which it's the actual nudity that is so obviously the point. Sunblock is an otherwise anonymous-sounding dance music outfit from the UK, and even though we aren't sure that any of the girls you're about to see had anything to do with the production of their debut song, "Baby Baby," the point is ... it doesn't really matter. You've got topless hula-hooping, dildo-supported mechanical bull riding, bouncing balls, pseudo-lesbianism—and that's before you even get to the stripper pole practice. What does any of it have do the music? Not a thing. Brilliant, isn't it?

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· Sunblock - "Baby Baby" uncensored (Dailymotion)
· "Vote for sexiest music video" (thesun.co.uk, via sugarbank.com)

Previously: Beneath The Planet Of Sexy Music Videos: Original Cast, Queen's Naked "Bicycle Race", Son Of Still More Sexy Music Videos: Meet DVJ Bazuka, "Put Your Hands Up For" Sexy Music Videos, Duran Duran: "The Chauffeur" (1982)