Fleshbot: monsters

Squeezegirl Brings Out The Squeeze Fetishist In All Of Us

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:30:38 EDT

Pity the poor squeeze fetishist: it's hard enough to find photos of sexy models with boa constrictors and elephants, never mind being squeezed by them. That's why we're grateful for Photoshop ... and for artists like Squeezegirl, who has lovingly rearranged a bunch of pixels to make everyone's hot babe-meets-terrifying crushing beast dreams come true. Now if only an artist would come along to make our Stoya Vs. Linda Hunt whipped cream wrestling match fantasy a reality too ... (flickr.com, via Boing Boing)

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "Orgy Of The Dead"

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 14:32:18 EST

Of course you already know that Ed Wood is best known as the master director of classic sci-fi and sexual horror flicks, like "Plan 9 From Outer Space" and "Necromania." (No, we don't have any copies left.) But did you know he was also a novelist? Yes, he penned the classic "boy meets girl, boy takes girl to graveyard in the middle of the night, boy and girl are sadistically tortured by the dancing undead slaves of the Ruler of the Dark" love story, also known as "Orgy of the Dead." Naturally, his screenplay was turned into a movie where Ed's mixture of high camp, big bosomed lady vamps, and awesome fight scenes could be better appreciated. Check out this scene where the tension is so thick you could cut it like a rubber kitchen knife cuts bra straps.

· Orgy of the Dead (1965) (imdb.com)
See also: · Orgy of the Dead (screenshot gallery @ Flickr)
· See more Orgy of the Dead @ YouTube

Previously: Sexploitation Archive

Flesh Flicks: Invasion Of The Monster Dick

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:15:45 EST

We know the first reaction a lot of guys will have when this video first starts will be something aong the lines of "There is no way that thing is real." Well, special effects have a come long way, but the truth is that some guys just get lucky down there. If it makes you feel any better, any poor sap born with such a monstrous trouser snake doesn't really have as many career options as the rest of us and pretty much has to become a pornstar to earn a living. Actually ... that probably doesn't make you feel better at all. How about this: they probably spend a fortune buying all that XXXL underwear. Yeah, that's it—having a giant cock is a real burden. Excuse us while we go write an angry letter to our parents' DNA.

· "Mr cuckold monster 18 inch" (xxxuploads.com, apologies for the horrible soundtrack)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Flesh Flicks: The Return of the Dino-Fuckers

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 16 Nov 2006 11:28:13 EST

Fans of both animation and dinosaur porn are in luck today, thanks to our latest video find. We're not sure if it technically counts as bestiality when than animal in question is both extinct and a cartoon (and also has a very humanlike penis), but we're always fascinated by the twisted minds of the CGI porn artistes who come up with this stuff. We also think the gargoyle-like monster offering encouragement from the background is a nice touch. Every gangbang video has to have the guy "holding his own," even if he's not actually a guy. Don't ask us to explain it; that's just way things are meant to be.

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· "Porno Babe fucked by monster" (PornoTube)

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Previously: Pterodactyls!, Flesh Flicks Archives

New Nudes by Terry Donovan

Fleshbot — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 13:36:57 EDT

After going through an inexplicable phase a few weeks ago where we couldn't get enough of naked women >, wearing silly masks, we promised ourselves we'd give it a rest for a while—particularly since several readers wrote in to let us know that they were getting sort of freaked out by our latest obsession. But we couldn't resist posting about this collection of new galleries we came across today, since (1) we've always gotten a kick out of photographer Terry Donovan's work, which we've featured here a couple of times before, (2) Halloween is coming up, and (3) it's still not every day you get to see a naked babe making sweet, sweet love to a lucky intergalactic visitor. We promise this won't continue to be a habit, but you have to admit it make a nice change from all those other boring old babelog-type photos we're so fond of posting about as well. Er, right?

· Midbrow Art New Nudes (midbrowart.com, via sexblo.gs/Indie Nudes)

Previously: Glenn Campbell: Klown Erotica, Intergalactic Love, Goofy Nudes, Monster Cheesecake, Photos by Danilo Pasquali, Nudes Without Dignity: A Look Back, Hardcore E.T. Porn, Stupid Horror Sex, Nudes Masked, Strange Portrait Gallery, "Strange Nudes" by Seearr

Monster Cheesecake

Jonnobot — Wed, 20 Sep 2006 14:53:16 EDT

We know you come to Fleshbot to get your (hopefully) daily dose of all things naked and beautiful, and we try to earn your continued patronage by presenting as much of said material as we possibly can. Still, we're only human, so it's natural that some of our own particular tastes and fetishes creep into our otherwise objective mission every now and then. Which is why we're ~~forcing you to look at~~ offering you yet another gallery this week featuring hot nude models wearing all sorts of ridiculous face masks, simple because we think there's nothing sexier than a beautiful naked female body topped by a giant E.T. head. Still love us?

· Monster Cheesecake (web.mac.com/klung1 - thanks Chris)

Previously: Photos by Danilo Pasquali, Nudes Without Dignity: A Look Back, Hardcore E.T. Porn, Stupid Horror Sex, Nudes Masked, Strange Portrait Gallery