The fact that this is cuckoldry unfolding doesn't much matter to us, but maybe that's just because we don't know the couple personally. If we were to pretend the cuckoldress in question was... oh... the wife of our high school trigonometry teacher (who always gave us lots of homework and occasionally detention), then this gets pretty interesting. Where's your math now, Mr. S?

Revenge aside, it's a video with some refreshing female-POV, and that's always fun to watch.

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Yes, Olga's years of experience have certainly taught her a bit about the right touch (and the right toys). We're sure she could teach the youth quite a few lessons...in fact, we advise you all to watch and learn.

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Doing it on the floor is much more primal. After all, they had to kick the dog off his turf. We'd like to believe that it wasn't even a choice for them. In their world, there is no bed, couch, or chair to fuck upon. There is only the wall-to-wall carpeting, the camera, and maybe a television on which to watch homemade pornography. Those are the things that lovers need, and nothing more.

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In the latest installment of Recession Sex Workers, Antonia Crane interviews Zoey Holloway, a retired stripper who started shooting MILF porn when the economy went south—and happens to be very, very glad that she did (and not just cause it's putting money in her pocket, either).

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To the best of our knowledge, never before has an adult title worked so hard to fit into so many categories at the same time. Whether a stroke of creative genius or a crass attempt to more readily chop the material into easily marketed content for licensing deals, we may never truly know.

Set in a terrifying world where a handful of sexually uptight and morally conservative men are attempting to ban erotic materials from a small town library run by blonde, air headed MILFs, this release rapidly expands to become a metaphor for the loss of good old American style freedom! Oh noes!

And while you are all up in arms, emailing Glenn Beck and tracking down Bill O'Reilly and his elusive loofa, we will continue on with the more important details of this groundbreaking niche story porn release. Tatum Pierce, Heidi Mayne, Brooke Haven, and Holly Sampson comprise the sexually depraved cast of lovable dingbats who have no trouble getting down and dirty if it means getting their way.

Holly Sampson does a particularly good job of taking advantage of Dane Cross, reducing him to a well mannered boy who politely responds to the demands of an insatiable, bossy MILF who knows exactly what she wants. The result is a blistering hot scene that's sure to inspire.

"Naughty Blonde MILF Librarians" releases from Sin City and DCypher next week. In the meantime check out this exclusive gallery below.

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The fates were in our corner: despite the shared name, "Hung XXX" has no relation to "Hung." It's an all MILF, all anal, all interracial flick featuring Lisa Ann, Sinnamon Love, Vannah Sterling, and Sheila Marie...need we say more?

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James Deen has found one such MILF in Kora Cummings. We're pretty sure he'll be happy to share the wealth...or at least let us watch him enjoy it to its fullest.

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Today's milves are looking more and more like yesterday's porn ingenues and alt girls with their tramp stamps and fetishy pasts. What interested me was the appearance on the boxcover of delightful Eurotart Maria Bellucci and, of all people, Julie Simone.

Simone is best known for her bondage and fetish work, so it was intriguing to think about what she'd be up to in a straight-up gonzo movie. In this outing she plays one of Vannah Sterling's sympathetic friends who show up for her divorce party.

There is something comforting about this movie. Each of the women squeezes into such whorish clothing for what one could only assume was to be a General Foods International bonding moment, clacking across the wood floors of a Porn Valley rental home, that no one should be surprised that a group of men from next door came by to fuck the living daylights out of them.

Still, no one seems to mind.

The heaving MILFflesh on display here is truly astounding, and we want to see more of each of the participants, including the perfectly shaved Simone, Sterling, the enthusiastic Sheila Marie, Bellucci, Mallanie Monroe, and Raquel Seib. But filming an interracial orgy - as you know - is like herding cats. And in a room with wood floors the gibbers and squeaks bounce around, making the movie cacophanous and unfocused.

So turn off the sound and hope for the best; something will definitely slide into view.

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And when the MILF in question is of the caliber of Jacey Andrews, well, it's not even a matter of never forgetting—if you have the brain power to remember anything else aside from your experience with her, you, friend, are a truly advanced being.

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As Fleshbot readers, you have sex all the time. In the air, up an alp, in the center of the Earth. So it is the stories that intrigue you.

Tom Byron's "Seasoned Players" series is pretty basic; Byron interviews the women and then fucks them. His interviews are short and casual and newsy, because everyone knows him already. In a movie that also features Kelly (no relation) Leigh, Tabitha Stevens, Maria Bellucci (Hungarian, not Italian), and someone named Syren De Mer, Byron lets slip that his distributors asked for additional dudes to break up the Byron cockopoly on the series, thus the call to Mr. Pete.

"Apparently he had something in his bag that he shouldn't have at the airport," Byron tells the audience.

Leigh, who looks like Lorraine Gary in a porn adaptation of "Jaws" (you wouldn't even have to change the title), explains that, before joining the Porno-American community full-time, she was a medical biller and an optician.

Despite this, Byron does not unload in her eye. That would be too on the nose.

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Considering how many people have lost their jobs, homes, and health insurance, we have to wonder if people are simply attaching themselves sexually to the wholesome and safe image of motherhood as a source of comfort and safety. Now if only we could get a decent medium to help us part the veil of death so we could get Freud's opinion...hmmm.

Whether or not there's a direct link between the harsh economic times we are living through and the rise in MILF titles, we may never know. Ultimately we'll have to leave that kind of speculation to magic number crunching genius Nate Silver.

While Nate works on that, we'd like to take time out to enjoy New Sensations latest MILFtastic offering, "Big Mommy Boobs 6," which we would have personally called "Journey into Jugland" if we were in charge over there.

Sienna West, Austin Kincaid, Diamond Foxxx, Holly Sampson, Sheila Marie, Devon Lee, Carolyn Reese, Morgan Reigns, Kristina Cross, Lucky Benton, and Brittany O'Connell comprise the twelve scenes offered in the two disc collector's set. We love that. Collector's set. We're trying to picture which hardcore fan has these titles up in their glass menagerie right now, next to their Taco Bell Star Wars collector's edition frosty mugs and the three legged buffalo nickel they found in their change drawer.

Pretty much every single girl in this movie blew our minds with their massive melons and tight mommy bodies. True. In the end, we gave some extra attention to redhead (shocking) Sienna West and blonde beauty Holly Sampson. These mommies really rev our engine.

"Big Mommy Boobs 6" releases today from New Sensations. Check out our exclusive gallery.

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"It's a traditional three-act structure," said DCypher, tenting his fingers and looking thoughtfully into the middle distance. "The initial conflict is that the Naughty Blonde MILF Librarians have a naughty book section in their library that three guys want to ban."

The NBMLs are Brooke Haven, Heidi Mayne, and Holly Sampson. Tatum Pierce, also blonde and naughty but not yet a MILF, also appears in the movie.

"So Act Two is that the librarians decide to fuck the three guys in order to change their minds, which they do," the director said. "And Act Three involves the librarians fucking each other."

So these librarians, they started out as Naughty Blonde Milves, and - ?

"Yes," DCypher said, "the girls themselves don't have much of an arc, but they change everyone around them."

We took a moment to watch Brooke Haven sprawl frankly across the library's checkout desk. Later, Jay Ashley overcame his book-banning zeal to fuck Heidi Mayne.

The Sin City movie, which is being edited as of this writing and which will be released in September, is one of several mini-features the ancient and venerable porn company is shooting to add to its large back catalog.

And would "Naughty Blonde Asian MILF Librarians Who Are Also Overweight" be far behind?

"We've got a lot of niches covered already," said DCypher. "It's like a Jim Holliday movie."

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Sharon Stone (egotastic.com)

What was it that felled the buxom, bored housewife? Nothing more than plain old censorship: the Indian government—who were none too keen on Savita's rampant sexuality—banned the site from India's interwebs (being American, we can still see her just fine).

Of course, this is India we're talking about—India, the birthplace of Hinduism—so we suppose there's always a chance that lovely Savita will return to the people in a reincarnated form. For the sake of all her fans, we've got our fingers crossed.

· India Mourns the Death of Savita Bhabhi (indipepal.com)
· Savita Bhabhi (savitabhabhi.com)

· Demi Moore recreates her Charlie's Angels bikini scene six years on... and she's barely aged a day (dailymail.co.uk)