Really, we could watch Mika do just about anything—but watching her getting banged by Herschel Savage is especially nice.

· Buy "Dirty Love" (gamelink.com)

I can't imagine director Ernest Greene doing anything that doesn't involve the fleshly transfer of power. McDonald's drive-through? "McFloggets, please." At the dry cleaners? "Extra wire hangers, please." At church? "More nails."

That is why his "Perfect Secretary 2: Training Day" (he didn't direct the original) for Adam & Eve somehow involves Justine Joli being trussed like a delightful, wriggling roast sylph by the imperious and near-translucent Claire Adams.

That is why the sturdy and yelly secretarial student Mika Tan is ground by and grinds in turn the likes of Marco Banderas and Chris Cannon, nearly ruining a suite of office furniture in the process.

That is why Kayden Kross must take dictation to the beat of harsh swats from a riding crop.

The movie will be released—as if from restraints—some time this summer. I attended the filming and, since I have memories that will last a lifetime (and because I'll get it for free), won't need to buy the movie. But you really should.

· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)

Not too shabby for a snowed in, working from home, the economy is in the toilet Monday, is it?

Leslie takes his asscentric series up several notches, exploring a minutia of minor details that pump life into the fetish. The movie features tag teams, ferocious double penetrations, and ball scorching one-on-one sex, all filed under the label "bootylicious," and kept true to the genre by playing it all close to the source of the buzz, with junk in the trunk shots abounding, and clever angles that showcase the gloriously jiggling heart shaped rump.

There's a lot of delicious teasing as well: long intros that you can skip through or linger in, depending on your mood, and tons and tons of crazy hard sex. Faith Leon—who we'd been dearly missing—is certainly welcome addition to the cast. Her scene is, as always, fuck poetry in motion. Still, it's Jayden James who takes the title with her ample cheeks mesmerizing and charming the fluids joyously out of us.

"Ass Trap 2" releases this week from Evil Angel.

· Evil Angel (evilangel.com)

If you haven't caught, ahem, yellow fever already, allow us to introduce you to some of our favorite Asian stars. After you spend a little time with them, we have a feeling you'll see where we're "coming" from.

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Keani Lee fucking and squirting

Greedy girl Annie Cruz

Charmane Star balled

Katsumi has a hot ass

Miko Lee gets her ass rammed

Hot asian slave Christina Aguchi

Lucy Thai is one tight asian

Asian teen Nyomi Zen gets fucked by two cocks

Mika Tan stuffs big black dick in her ass

Veronica Lynn's ass gets fucked

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Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Lest you thought you were watching yet another reason for the mothballing of Guantanamo Bay, the mass ass-presentation of (from left) Ava Rose, Bobbi Starr, Bree Olson, Trinity Post, and Mika Tan to the cruel whips of Nina Hartley and Claire Adams that led this story was in honor of the release of "O2: The Surrender of O."

Here Adams scandalizes the proper Hartley with some ribaldry.

At the Webmaster Access West convention, an annual get-together of Internet nerds who happen to own the porn industry, The Internet's Ashley Steele poses with two eskimo girls from the affiliate program Flashcash. Who cares if she can't see Russia from her house?

Then Bobbi Starr returned at Hollywood's Golden Apple Comics to launch Nerdcore's 2009 calendar (she's Miss November). As you can see, here she is attempting to fist the Silver Surfer.

Finally, we caught geektrix extraordinaire Justine Joli trying to leave the city of Los Angeles. "If you try to keep me," she did not say, "you never really had me."

Director Ernest Greene and his wife, Nina Hartley, set the tone in full S&M regalia—along with nearly the entire cast, who were custom swathed in alluring and color coded latex from infamous fetish designers courtesy of Syren. Next to the legendary Nina Hartley, was Bree Olson, eagerly tending to the guests every need. (And we must say, Bree did an excellent job of replacing newly retired Carmen Luvana.) Bree was joined by costars Ava Rose, Bobbi Starr, Claire Adams, Mika Tan, Evan Stone, and Tommy Gunn.

Dana DeArmond, Jenny Hendrix, Veronique Vega, Aiden Starr, Satine Phoenix, and a virtual wash of new, blonde porn stars lined up against the media wall to have their pictures taken while Master Liam, Master Aaron, Master Joseph, and other L.A. bondage scenesters came out to pay their respects to Greene, almost as if he were the Godfather or the vampire Lestat. Throughout the evening, several small spanking and bondage sessions ensued—to the delight of the swelling but oh-so-exclusive crowd.

The evening culminated with a lusciously movable feast of tits and ass being paraded onto stage for a roll call, immediately followed by the one and only Mistress Claire Adams performing a grand spanking finale (one we won’t soon forget). It comes as no surprise to us that, after such a wild evening of incendiary action, Los Angeles burned to the ground the next day. Really, we're just left with one question: does the delightful Miss Olson also play fiddle?

· Buy "The Surrender of O" (gamelink.com)

O2: The Surrender of O

"We hate to be wet alone," says Marie (Nina Hartley) of her new, incorrigible slave O (Bree Olson). "(But) we don't punish because they're bad, we punish because it's fun."

In the rarefied world of O2, director Ernest Greene's "fan fiction" updating of characters from Anne Desclos' "The Story of O" (and the sequel to 2006' O: The Power of Submission), everything requires permission and everything has rules. But the consequences are supposed to be fun.

So what happens in a D/s relationship when things aren't fun anymore?

Before we get to that, let's talk about Bree Olson and Carmen Luvana.

In the original, former Adam & Eve flagship contract star Carmen Luvana played the title character as Carmen Luvana herself is; a steely, no-nonsense sweaterminx who was all machine-crafted porn-star curves. Olson inhabits the role in a far-more cushiony way. It is easy to believe the sub in her. In fact, as the stern (but fair) Hartley and the Amazonian Sheridan put O(lson) through her paces, hanging her upside down, smacking tantalizingly close to her most secret places, O looks like a delicious and yielding piece of dough beside the two more angular ladies.

"You don't have to see the first one to get the story," director Greene says. But I get the feeling Adam & Eve would like you to. The first movie made a lot of money and still brings in a fair amount of cash each month, which is unheard of for a porn movie from two years ago (which is a much better way of saying "a two-year-old porn movie").

The sequel finds our heroine still in love with the man she left behind, having even lasered off his tattoo from her tramp stamp area. But can she keep away? And will Marie be her enabler?

O is a sexual tourist, a servant of many masters, and the story of O is what constitutes fidelity in the master/slave relationship.

Marie and Mistress Nicole (Nicole Sheridan) are co-dominatrices in a clean industrial space to which O has hied herself to begin masturbating without permission. And this is not allowed.

So the movie opens with this zesty little scene in which Olson is nothing but a willing plaything to Marie and Mistress Nicole. And this is fine. BDSM purists will love it as will fans of Hartley, Sheridan, and Olson, each of whom represents a body type characteristic of the generations of Porn in which she started.

But after her workout, Olson and Hartley start talking (Sheridan has been dispatched to In-n-Out Burger, where she will return with a bagful of Double Doubles that the ladies will wrestle in for the O sequel in my mind). As in real life, Hartley as Marie plays an impish mentor, suggesting to O that her "maintenance doses" of whupping might not be enough to scratch O's itch.

"Why don't you come up to the house?" says Marie.

The house! If there had been a budget for it, we would have flashed back to 2006 and the strange events at The House, a full-immersion "lifestyle" chateau in which masters, mistresses and their servants live their roles unfettered by aspects of common living like phone bills, nosy relatives, and Jehovah's Witnesses. It was here that O's character was swapped between the imperious Steven and his tragic brother Ray, and where O broke Steven's heart.

The house!

O swallows her fear and makes the drive, and in a quick montage sequence that would have made Stephen J. Cannell rethink his career, she gets herself gussied up for the experience, removing underthings, self-shackling handcuffs, etc.

At the house, O meets Rita (Mika Tan) and Regina (Kayden Kross), who let her know that Marie is the prime mover in the operation, not the fellows whom she lets think are in charge.
"It's a quite profitable business," Regina says. "For us."

But wouldn't that make me a whore? we hear O thinking.

"Don't even say it," Rita says.

Now it's time for more sex. For someone who so clearly looks like the late-model porn star, Kayden Kross sure works hard for her money. Unlike Olson, who looks the part of a welcoming sub, the porn-glamorous Kross must convince us that she really likes what she's doing, and she does this in a post-shaving interlude with Erik Everhard. She and the Canadian Everhard engage in some cross-border trucing that is all about the north/south reconciliation and not about fisheries.

But things are going tough for O. Not only is Steven downstairs making Tan and Ava Rose do terrible, wonderful things, but his prodigal half-brother Ray (Tommy Gunn) also just checked in. O is distraught, and Rita dutifully runs to tell Marie, after Rita and O share a tearful girls' moment in the tastefully appointed swingers' lavatory. It's a goddamn henhouse with buttplugs in there.

"Oh, poor O," says Marie when Rita tells her the news, as if Marie couldn't have prevented all this potential heartache. (Like God, a dominatrix always wants to take the credit for the good times, but when things go south, it's all about your personal responsibility.)

Anyway, after watching O endure encounters with both cold Steven and hapless Ray (the brothers have a scene together - in which they talk - where I almost forgot I was watching a porn movie, save for Kayden Kross' ass), puppetmistress Marie orchestrates a reconciliation between O and Steven. She even gives the soon-to-be-couple a ring with the inscription "Freedom is deciding whose slave you want to be."

At this point I was wondering "what gives you the right, Marie?" when O said those very words on screen.

"I don't," says Marie. "But, like everything I have in life, I took it."

So not only does O2 illuminate and glorify good D/s relationships as healthy partnerships between thoughtful people, it also validates Marie's unsettling compulsion to meddle. This domme is topping from the side.

All in all, that's a lot to think about while lubricating your apparatus.

While now and then a performer seems to struggle with the lines he has been asked to deliver, my only real problem with this movie is that it looks like it deserved more money. Normally with porn movies it's the other way around; they are playing at "mainstream" production values but lacking the skill to pull it off. O2 had the skills but, with only five days to shoot what could have been a month-long indie project, it was like having to watch Lawrence of Arabia on a little black and white TV.

Regardless, as a sex film, as a lifestyle documentary, and as a flesh-packed, English-language telenovela, O2: The Surrender of O is, like its predecessor, another porn movie that transcends its genre. Remember: Come for the Nina, stay for the Bree.

Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: Ernest Greene
Cast: Bree Olson, Kayden Kross, Tommy Gunn, Evan Stone, Nina Hartley, Ava Rose, Trinity Post, Mika Tan, Bobbi Starr, Erik Everhard, Jerry, Claire Adams, Marco Banderas, Nicole Sheridan

Review by: Gram Ponante

· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
· Buy "O2: The Surrender of O" (tlavideo.com)

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Mika Tan

· Mika Tan, the softest Asian mouth (pornhub.com)

Stoya

· Stoya, Brianna Love, and Manuel Ferrera in "Cheerleaders" (digitalplayground.com)

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Last Week's Winner: Jenna Haze

*****

Previously: Extreme Pornstar Showdown Archives

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· "Mika and her classmate fuck the teacher" (PornHub)

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· Mika Tan - Nurseholes #2 - Scene 2 (pornhub.com)

The motivation for the pose above was: "Your shadow might wish you ill."

· RudeTV (rudetv.com)
· Mika Tan (mikatan.com)
· See also: "RudeTV sprouts from the grave of KSEX" (gramponante.com)

OK, so the box cover copy might make it sound like a film noir version of "Valley Of The Dolls" by way of the Lifetime Network, but don't be fooled: "The Bad Luck Betties" is a sexy porn romp chock full of pinup photographer extraordinaire-turned-director Winkytiki's trademark wit and style ... not to mention welcome appearances by a bevy of Fleshbot crush objects including Mika Tan, Smoking Mary Jane, Marie Luv, and Pinky Lee. Come to think of it, a noir version of "Valley Of The Dolls" might not be too much off the mark. But we doubt anything on Lifetime could get away with this much naked boobage.

Check out our exclusive "Bad Luck Betties" preview gallery after the jump.

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· Order: "The Bad Luck Betties" (Adult DVD Empire)
· Vivid Alt (vivid-alt.com)
· Winkytiki (winkytiki.com)

Observe their skill after the gap.

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I guess the theory breaks down pretty quickly because Audrey doesn't do that ass thing at all. In fact, Audrey doesn't even feel the need to smile. She does not have that people-pleasing need Mika learned from U.S. servicemen in her native Guam.

So what ties these two together now that our thesis is in tatters?

Well, we want to do wonderful, horrible things to them both, smile or no, underpants or no.

· American Vice (americanvice.com)
· Buy "Backroads" (gamelink.com)

Previously: Photoplay Archive

Of all the second generation alt pinup sites out there, we have a special soft (er, hard?) spot for RazorDolls: maybe it has something to do with that homespun DIY aesthetic that was so much in evidence in the "Suthern Cumfort" DVD they released a few months ago, which makes it a sexy alternative to a lot of the increasingly glossy porn sites we keep coming across. Even if things are a little more slick at RazorDolls these days thanks to a brand spanking new redesign, they haven't forgotten where they came from ... that is, a land full of smokin' hot amateur models as well as some grade-A talent that reads like a who's-who of the alt porn omniverse, including Fleshbot faves Michelle Aston, Riley Mason, Mika Tan, and Sasha Grey. Keeping it real never looked so hot.

· Razordolls (razordolls.com)

Check out what keeps RazorDolls on the cutting edge with our exclusive preview gallery, which you'll find after the jump.

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Previously: DVD: RazorDoll's "Suthern Cumfort", RazorDolls

Richard Dreyfuss, who has been known to step in at Porn Star Karaoke now and then, has been further embraced by a grateful industry by having his 1974 vehicle "Inserts" adapted for porn by director Roy Karch.

"I bumped into Richard Dreyfuss at a Sunset Boulevard gas station in 1975," Karch said. "I said, 'I loved you in Inserts!'—this was after 'Jaws'—and he said, 'So you're the one.'"

Both the original and its adaptation (with a Z), about a brilliant director shooting porn to pay the bills, falling in love with his model, and drowning in alcohol, are obviously Lewis Carroll-level fantasies based on whimsy and nothing more. Join us after the gap for some shotz from the set of "Insertz". - GP

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Above, witness the flappery Emily Evermore counting her cash after a tryst with Herschel Savage. In the original, Evermore's character was played by the flappery Veronica Cartwright.

This week's "Insertz" shoot took place in a house high above Porn Valley. Not since "Secretary" or "An Inconvenient Truth" has a movie been more ripe for pornish adaptation. Playing Miss Cake (a role originated by "Suspiria"'s Jessica Harper!!!) is Nicole Sheridan.

Dreyfuss' character, known in the original as "Wonder Boy" is played by Sheridan's real-life partner, Voodoo. Here, of course, he is known as "The Boy Wonder".

"I haven't had sex in a while," said Mika Tan while donning her metal headdress. "I hope I'm not rusty."

Karch directs Voodoo, while Tan prepares for her scene with Lee Stone in the background.

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Previously: Popshots Archive

Sinsation's "My Space" might, at first blush (even though the cover is black and white), seem like another 18-months-too-late pornish co-opting of popular culture. But even as the separation of the words avoids a legal battle, sort of, it draws attention to the content of the movie, which is all-female masturbation. Imagine playing this movie with the sound off at your next fete, soiree, or wingding; a crowd of people watching the likes of Shy Love (pictured), Avy Lee Roth, Felix Vicious, Kimberly Kane or Mika Tan masturbating with a movie title reminiscent of that most masturbatory of websites? Well, that's so meta your head would explode. Once again, you would successfully divert guests' attention from your awful, awful dip. - GP

· "My Space" @ Sinsation Pictures (sinsationpictures.com; see .wmv trailer here)

Previously: Porn Of The Moment Archive

In which network stars like Sunny Lane (above), stars in our personal constellation like Mika Tan, and star-crossed apocryphal Missouri outlaws like Stagger Lee vie for our attention in our just-about weekly collection of porn luminaries looking not as The Man would have you see them, but as they really are. Check it out, Fergie. - GP

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Last week the World Health Organization determined that there is no such thing as too much Mika Tan. So feel free to look at this photo as long as you like!

Stagger Lee (played by Tyler Knight) takes a breather (or hummer) from his life of crime with Caroline Pierce as the Angel of Redemption, Hailey Young, looks on. (Photo courtesy Benny Profane).

Finally, here is the oft-displayed Wicked promo poster, featuring, from left, Kaylani Lei, Carmen Hart, jessica drake, Julia Ann, Kirsten Price, and Stormy Daniels.

"Looks like you're copping a feel off Carmen Hart," I said archly to Kaylani Lei, our repartee redolent of Algonquin Round Table sparring.

"None of us was in the same room," she replied. Zing!

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Previously: Popshots Archive

Trudy and Mark seem to have a loveless marriage. He is bored at his job, and she wonders if he is bored with her, too (already this strains credibility, considering what she wears to pour coffee). Regardless, off he goes to work, and then the deceptions begin.

The most important part of a porn movie is not the plot ... is not the plot ... is not the plot. This is what they told us at the Columbia Porn Journalism Review. The most important thing, and what "Tru Lies" happens to have in spades, is people it's pleasant to imagine having sex with. Oh, but the plot....

Read our review of "Tru Lies" after the gap. - GP

Tru Lies

Studio: Sinsation
Director: Dee
Cast: Brooke Banner, Marcus London, Chris Cannon, Mika Tan, Sledge Hammer, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Presley Maddox, Jeremy Holmes, Nikki Hilton

Review by Gram Ponante

Trudy, you see, is actually a secret agent who—believe it or not—uses sex as her calling card. Donning a black wig, she plants something on john Chris Cannon's night table, and then proceeds to fuck him (for the government). While I think she could have just left when he went into the bathroom to clean up before their coupling, she went all the way, like an American.

Meanwhile, Brothel Boss Tanaka (Mika Tan, all crinkly in leather goods), demands extra service of her manservant.

"Stop being such a lazy fuck!" she demands.

Crime Boss Palermo, a loan shark, not only demands a 50 percent interest rate on loans, but also "a piece of your tight little ass". In this case, the piece comes from Presley Maddox.

As if the rate of exchange wasn't already a little confusing, Mark's officemate needs to borrow his room for some (as his date calls it) "sweet lovin'". The date, like Trudy before her, is also a spy. Taking advantage of his freshening up, she steals a CD from Mark's desk, but then proceeds to have sex with his officemate.

"I got exackly what I needed," the second spy says at the end, come on her face.

The viewer by this point might be forgiven for wondering how these scenes are connected, other than the fact that the characters seem to be spies or criminals.

I might be going out on a limb here, but at no time does sex really need to happen in this movie. (Though I'm glad it does.)

The deception can't last forever, and by the end of the day Mark is at Boss Tanaka's bordello. She blindfolds him, saying she has a surprise, and in walks Trudy in yet another wig. Somehow the three get through most of a throwdown before Trudy realizes Mark is her husband. She doesn't even cock her head like Scooby when she figures it out.

For a movie to have a plot, it must have a budget for one. The budget of this movie was big enough so that there was no excuse for the plot holes, often dismal lighting, and sometimes lackluster acting. My argument is that if money has been paid for a script, then the execution and proofreading of that script shouldn't be an afterthought.

Otherwise, Tru Lies is chock full of leggy and juicy eye candy—and Tan, seemingly directing herself, delivers a fun performance.

· Sinsation (sinsationpictures.com)
· View "Tru Lies" (aebn.com)