How you like them apples, kid? Raven kicks off her career as a Digital Playground contract star on a quest to become a fucking legend (literally) with a sexy romp on Scott's well-marinated nail. Raven is greedy to get his famous junk all up in her grill, slurping and showing us her hand technique. Looks like years of practicing on video game consoles have paid off as she slurp-twist-flicks his joystick while engaging him in ball play serious enough to make us think she's trying to unlock some secret code in his scrotum. Scott runs her through a series of predictable positions, warming her up and teasing us a little before flipping her on her belly and giving her every inch of his love.

Her second scene in this Digital debut features her taking on the tool of Mick Blue. Once again, she gargles hard, then lets Mick take her sweet, tight body for a long, hard ride. By the time she's climbing on top of his cock, we are starting to rethink our first impressions of this fiery little minx. Watching her taking control and slamming her sweet, creamy white ass and hot pink gash onto his quivering rod, there can be no doubt that this girl is a heart breaker, the kind that sell movies, emptying wallets and balls with equal impunity—and crushing anyone who gets in her way.

As if that wasn't enough to make an entire movie out of, Robby D throws in a ton of hot sex to round this title out. Kristina Rose reminds us why we love her more with every scene as she gets plowed (and we do mean plowed) by James Deen. Then our favorite Jewish male performer takes sexy Kerry Louise apart, showing us all up into her lunch as his massive schlong mercilessly pummels her uterus.

Still, our favorite scene not featuring Raven stars another Alexis. Miss Texas partners up with Charles Dera for a wild romp that will keep you mesmerized. Hot damn, that ass just don't stop! Pretty girl, you have no idea what you're doing to us, do you? Every single scene is a fucking blessing, Alexis Texas. How would we get through these long nights without you, baby?

"Raven Alexis No Love Lost" drops next year, on January 5th 2010. We are expecting great things from this little sexpot—and so far, we haven't been disappointed. Check out the gallery provided by Digital Playground. All rights are reserved. Play nice.

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Krissy Lynn, Zerah Jones, Cindy Hope and Mick Blue kick off the whortastic Olympics of sex, with the kind of fireworks that sear an indelible image into your eyes. Yeah, it's that good kind of burn. Any single one of these girls on their own would be enough – much less the unholy trio – to drain an average man's nuts in sixty seconds. Mick Blue is like the new God of Fuck.

Rio Valentine and Manuel Ferrara are up next, turning in one amazingly juicy scene. Bodily fluids flow liberally throughout, while the french stud cranks one ear piercing orgasm after another rom Rio's deep throat. She is more beautiful, and talented, than any opera singer we have ever met.

Brynn Tyler, Piper Fontaine share a moment of ineffable Sapphic bliss before Rio makes a "cumback," riding the ever ready rod of pretty boy Derick Pierce like a jockey going for the blue ribbon in the Kentucky Derby. Then sexy bitch Jayden James, who has completely won our hearts over with her luscious curves her irresistable ass, her indefatigable rack, goes wild on Manuel Ferrara. Joy juice spurts in ample measure as he treats her to the kind of proper cunt smashing that only a seasoned whore could bear. Truly anything less would be uncivilized.

Madison Parker rounds it all out by taking Mick Blue for a ride - grinding her hot twat all over his crotch until his hard cock is way up into her lunch. She gulps down his piping fresh load with the zeal of a retired street walker. We couldn't be happier—or prouder.

"Whore It Up" releases from Robby D & Digital Playground next week. Now enjoy a small sample of the goods, graciously provided courtesy of Digital—and behave.

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Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel offers this festive porn in the grand tradition of holiday specials. It's like a Very Special Christmas episode of "House," in which House learns the magic of giving. Except instead of House, it's Joanna Angel. And instead of "giving," it's bondage tape and fake beards.

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Though "Janie Summers Private Lessons" won't be out until 12/29, and "Raven Alexis No Love Lost" is being held until early next year, Digital Playground has released some sneak peek photos of the girls' scenes. And because we love you, well, we grabbed some snaps for you. Behold!

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Janie with Manuel Ferrara. Oo la la!

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Scott Nails, uh, nails Raven.

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And, last but not least, Raven and Mick Blue make sweet fuck.

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Evan Stone is the lucky bastard who gets to take sweet young Stoya to bed in this installment. Evan, with his beautiful flowing locks of hair, demonstrates the skill and grace that had made him one of the best male performers this industry has (or will ever) see. Our hearts practically burst with joy to see him fuck our favorite girl, like two wild animals, caught in the act, more breathtaking and beautiful than mere words can capture.

Mick Blue doesn't fare as well, all things considered. He gets tied up by our Stoya, blindfolded and beaten up a little bit, before earning the honor of tasting her sweet nectar. We can name a hundred men off the top of our head who would suffer worse for a single drop of her. Cheer up, Mick. You still get to have sex with one of the most beautiful women on the planet.

Then, in a surprise twist, Stoya and crazy cockstar Angelina Valentine work over Tony De Sergio, taking turns on each other while sharing his meaty tool. Stoya even manages to sneak a finger or three up the naughty European man's crack after donning some medical gloves.

Last but not least, sexy male stud Derrick Pierce has his way with the girl who won over our hearts with a single, naked glance, piercing all the way into our soul. He's a firm lover, but somehow gentle, and their sex is both passionate and raw without seeming cruel. Stoya, as always, looks satisfied. We, however, are left wanting more and more and more....which is probably why the geniuses behind Digital Playground threw in a couple of extra scenes.

Vanessa Leon takes an exquisite pounding in her tight little pussy from Ben Englishes monster cock—which is now retired, except for special occasions.

Carmel Moore allows Tommy Gunn to dive all the way in and up her pink tunnel of love, wailing like a dog with it's paw caught in a bear trap most of the time she is getting serviced. Rumor has it that Tommy Gunn's cock is harder than most, with other female performers marveling that it's more like getting fucked by a slab of marble than an average man. True story.

"Stoya Workaholic" comes out next week, just in time for every major holiday. You can check out the goods right here and now, thanks to the good folks over at Digital Playground. Happy Monday, everyone!

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Laurent's newest creation is "Sex on Set," starring Mikayla Mendez, Alektra Blue, Jennifer Dark, Sativa Rose, and Tiffany Tyler— along with Danny Mountain, Marco Banderas, Mick Blue, and Tommy Gunn. As you can see, he still has an eye for picking top notch talent.

As in the past, Laurent gives extreme attention to detail in this lush, high-end wall-to-wall, slaying us with both amazing girls and brilliant visuals.

Sativa Rose is one sexy ass bitch. With a single glance she seduces the camera, drawing us in. By the time she's stripped down and riding hard cock we're ready to blow our tops and so much more.

Alektra Blue also turns in a stand out performance. There is something she possesses, some undetermined quality beyond just her extraordinary physical beauty and unrelenting sexual prowess, that always leaves us wanting more. Watching her copulate is like drinking ambrosia mixed with unicorn blood from that pimped out golden chalice Indiana Jones chose in the Last Crusade.

This may just be the start of an amazing new era for Wicked. "Sex On Set" comes out next week from Wicked Pictures and Laurent Skye. Now check out our exclusive gallery courtesy of Heth and Co! Have a great weekend!

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Robby D's Hand Held Pictures, his Digital Playground imprint, brings us this amazing title—which he refers to simply as a "fuck flick." But we all know that when Robby sets his mind to making hot porn, it's far from simple, or just your run of the mill fuck flick. 10 out of 10 times he hits the mark, and hits it hard, with a huge dick in a hot cunt or ass, buried balls deep to the hilt! "Push 2 Play" covers all that ground...and more.

For starters, there's Alanah Rae, who looks like the porno version of Amanda Bynes. With the face of a beautiful angel and the relentless body of a sex goddess, it's no wonder that she gets a lot of attention. Lucky for us, she's also a fiend for cock, taking James Deen's scary appendage deep up into her sweet twat after happily choking on it to get it up to full size. We swear, we fall more in love with this girl with every passing day.

Then, of course, there's the blistering fucking Scott Nails gives to luscious Alexis Texas, followed by Bridgette B devouring the ample tool of stud Tommy Gunn, and finally, sexy Crista Moore getting taken apart hard by cunt hungry foreigner Mick Blue.

In the end, we've got to give it to our girl Kagney Linn Karter, who couples up with Scott Nails. With near cartoonish curves that drive us wild, that young girl moan, and a ravenous appetite for oversized cock in all of her holes, Kagney Linn Karter continues to amaze us. While we have yet to see a tepid scene out of this sultry sex princess, she seems to shine brighter for Robby, with Scott's nail driven deep into her gorgeous pink bubble gum cunt while she bounces up and down and hot nectar drools down the insides of her trembling thighs.

"Push 2 Play" releases next week from Robby D's Hand Held Pictures and Digital Playground. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground. Enjoy! We sure did :)

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Just as with a Nicolas Cage movie, what you're sold is never what you end up getting—and usually it's pretty sad and frustrating (no to mention pathetic). You wind up having to entertain yourself and just feeling bad half the time...all right, most of the time.

So when Robby D over at Digital Playground decided to make a movie about online dating, he knew right away that Jesse Jane was the perfect person to cast as the lead. Luckily she was available, and, after having her agent fax the script over to her one page at a time, she fell in love with the project. She knew within the first ten pages that this was going to be the script that she would be remembered for (along with that amazing guest appearance on Entourage where she threatened to butt fuck the comic geek harassing Vince—but the nerd totally loved it).

We're not going to be like other sites that give away the plot. In fact, we're not even going to tell you whether it's a comedy, sending up online dating, or all dramatic, like a Brad Armstrong movie. Anyone can tell you that, right? Instead we're going to tell you that Jesse fucks three guys in this movie: Mick Blue, Scott Nails, and Ben English—who has since retired (or so we are told).

The movie also features Shawna Lenee getting stuffed full of Tommy Gunn and Madelyn Marie having hot sex with pretty boy stud Danny Mountain. We're always happy to see sexy Shawna fuck since she's honestly one of our favorite performers and one of the hottest women to ever be in adult entertainment. We could watch her fuck all day long...in fact, we're pretty sure we have once. (That was an amazing day.)

"Jesse Jane Online" comes out on November 11th from Digital Playground. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground, so keep your hands on your tingling genitals and off of their images. Now, enjoy the work of one of the greatest masters of pornography starring the most beautiful women in the world. You are very welcome. Have a great weekend!

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It's like having the hottest girlfriend in the whole wide world break up with you, out of the blue, for no good reason, right in front of your friends, while you were proposing to her, and walk out. You go through all the stages of grief; denial, grief, bargaining, standing outside her hotel room window with a boombox in a trench coat and dark shades (we don't recommend that last one, actually)—but it's like nothing seems to reach her anymore and you can't figure out where things went wrong.

And then, after you've locked yourself in the house, isolated, talked with your friends, gotten real drunk, downed pills in a sorta fake suicide attempt, played it off as a bad joke, then put the pieces back together and started getting out there again—she shows back up, over and over again, looking amazing all over again...the girl that you fell in love with in the first place.

Yes, having Stoya refuse to make new movies is a lot like an 80's movie directed by the late John Hughes starring John Cusack. We love him, too.

Words like "breathtaking" or "stunning" or even "exquisite" work fine on most drop dead gorgeous women—but for our Stoya, we'd say "perfect" is a far better term. That's why we breathlessly awaited this release ,"Stoya Perfect Picture"—and that's why watching her work with Mick Blue and the affable Danny Mountain was bittersweet. We laughed, we cried, our hearts (and genitals) lept for joy—and then we came, over and over and over again. Damn you, Stoya! Can't you see what you're doing to us?! Come on!

She's not alone though. Adding insult to injury, and insuring our therapist will hear from us soon again, Digital Playground threw in Kelly Summer taking on Scott's nail, Madison Ivy getting drilled by Tommy Gunn, and Cassia Riley, who is amazingly beautiful even if we were slightly distracted.

"Stoya Perfect Picture" releases next week from Digital Playground. We miss you Shiny, but we wish you the best. We also wish you would call more often or at least keep your Twitter updated so we can properly stalk you. It's much harder than you think, okay, and we put crazy work into it. You're harder to unveil than Pierce Inverarity's real purpose, a photo of Thomas Pynchon, or the truth about silent Tristero's Empire.

Now the rest of you, lovingly comb through the remains of beautiful Stoya's pornographic career, courtesy of Digital Playground.

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Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: Andre Madness
Cast: Bree Olson, Ava Rose, Jenny Hendrix, Missy Stone, Charlie Laine, Danny Mountain, Anthony Rosano, Tommy Gunn, Mick Blue

Bree Olson only appears in two scenes! I know I'm being greedy, but I was hoping for more. Naturally, the quality of her scenes more than makes up for the quantity, as Bree is a powerful force in her respective segments with Anthony Rosano and Tommy Gunn.

Since Anthony has the first scene, you'd expect him to set the pace for the rest of the actors. While his unchained fucking certainly typifies the wild tone of the film, I wouldn't designate him the golden standard of "Bree Exposed." Mr. Rosano gets very, very sweaty. Like, just-got-caught-in-a-monsoon sweaty. Also, he finishes by jacking off on Bree's feet and I wasn't prepared for it. Maybe that's a good thing?

The following four scenes are also wet and surprising, but in different ways. Mick Blue brings Missy Stone to squirt before embarking on a long anal engagement. Then there's a lesbian intermission with Ava Rose and Charlie Laine involving a rather ornate but uncomfortable-looking chair. Next, Bree seduces Tommy with an oh-so sensuous booty dance. Finally, Jenny Hendrix and Danny Mountain use the only bed in the movie for some very intense reverse cowgirl action.

As hot as all of the performers are, I felt the sound was the sexiest part of the movie. One moment you're listening to Bree describe the prodigious veins of Tommy's cock (prodigious, by the way), and the next, you're eavesdropping on the whispers between Jenny and Danny. It really says something when you can enjoy a porno with your eyes closed.

The only thing that soured my audio love affair was the ambient music. Before every scene you're treated to either an Enya techno remix or Gregorian chant-break beats. A minor concern, but it causes me to wonder what overall feel Andre Madness wanted to impart.

The straight story is this: there are five hot scenes that stand out strong against any environmental oddities that may exist. With every new scene, you can feel yourself getting excited, impatient, and just generally happy to see the performers. It's that Christmas-morning feeling that can't be faked, and it comes from the talent and enthusiasm of the actors.

And that's why I want to see more of Bree Olson: you can stare at her for hours and it won't damage your retinas.

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Matter of fact, it's probably only "hillbilly heroin" that comes closest to describing what she makes us feel when she strips down and gets to work on an oversized cock or three, which also conveniently helps us to once again tie together two seemingly non sequitur elements in our daily update. Hooray!

That's why when we found out that Digital Playground was releasing a title featuring the former contract star having sex with three of the best male performers currently working in skin trade, our hearts did a tiny little dance of joy. There is nothing (and we do mean nothing) like watching our little bunny bounce up and down on a thick, rigid piece of fuck stick until hot goo shoots down the the insides of her pretty, trembling thighs to kick off the weekend!

Angelina looks positively giddy bouncing up and down on Mick Blue's meaty tool. Then she looks almost terrified while Scott Nails turns her out like street meat as she squeals in delight. Ultimately though it's her scene with Danny Mountain that stands out the most. That's because she honestly looks like she is in heaven the way she sucks his massive, rigid cunt stretcher, taking it deep into the back of her throat, while she tenderly cups his cum heavy balls. She sucks it so hard and long and lovingly the two look almost like a genuine couple in real love. Some things baby, you just can't fake, which works out pretty well for the rest of us, since watching them fuck is like watching angels copulate.

Add to that noteworthy scenes featuring Bridgette B taking another awesome, punishing fuck at the mercy of Scott Nails's prick, Carmel Moore getting her pink taco pummeled by award winning cocksman Evan Stone, and Heather Vahn taking on the incomparable Tommy Gunn, and you have another unforgettable release from one of the top studios in porn.

The only thing we can't understand about this Celeste release is the obscure title. What precisely Angelina is "overcoming" we will prolly never know. Sometimes you just have to live the questions, as Rainer Maria Rilke suggested, and hope that one day you will work your way into the answers.

"Angelina Armani Overcome" releases next week from the good people at Digital Playground but, if you promise to play nice and not break any copyright laws, you can check out a small sample of the goods exclusively here and now. Remember now, you promised.

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Studio: Wicked
Director: Brad Armstrong
Cast: Alektra Blue, Randy Spears, jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Mikayla Mendez, Kirsten Price, Marcus London, Brad Armstrong, Jayden Jaymes, Kayla Carrera, Barrett Blade, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, Alexis Texas, Rocco Reed, Tory Lane, Janet Mason, Mick Blue, Jerry, TJ Cummings, Bill Bailey

Review by: Gram Ponante

The screenwriter goes uncredited, but the story of "2040" has bits of everything from "Pinocchio" to "The Velveteen Rabbit" to "Blade Runner": Love something enough and it can become human.

We meet Ryan Spears (Randy Spears), who is a porn performer, just like his dad, the porn actor Randy Spears. Ryan's job is similar to his father's, but he must perform it clandestinely because of (as the voiceover tells us) the porn tax of 2015, the porn police, and because porn companies are now "corporate entities traded on the open market."

(Like in the original "Blade Runner," we can do without the voiceover.)

Not only that, but Spears must also fuck robots.

Spears and company deliver a lot of inside references and product placement to the benefit of the Real Doll company, Wicked Pictures, and AVN, whose 55th annual awards show is presented complete with bad band and fucking in the bathrooms.

The first scene, as carried off by Spears and the faulty robot Alexis Texas, is very funny and more than reminiscent of certain porn sets I've attended.

The Alexis Texas robot blows a fuse, you see, and the crew and Spears have to wrestle her to a squatting position so that Spears can aim a load into her R.O.C., or removable oral cavity. The sight of Texas kneeling there, mouth open, eyes glazed over, and bolt-ons perpendicular, is both chilling and familiar (Texas is acting, of course, like she just came off a Max Hardcore shoot).

With the Texas "doll" or "mecha" out of commission, the production enlists a robot that looks just like Alektra Blue. Her name is Mira.

But Spears is dismissive.

"She's a toaster," says Spears. "You fuck one mecha, you've fucked them all. And they all taste like toast."

But Mira is not your ordinary frakking Cylon. She sweats! Her skin reddens with whipping! And her vagina is adjustable!

Spears is amazed. Could he be falling for a toaster? And, since he is Mira's "first," she imprints his data in her "memory banks."

What follows is a lot of exposition, some corporate intrigue and skulduggery, sex for no reason (but we're happy it happened, don't get us wrong), the conspicuous absence of Stormy Daniels and, sprinkled throughout, some poignant moments in which Mira comes to terms with her blossoming personhood.

The problem with "2040" is that, in trying to be Wicked's epic for the year, a movie that would have worked better small became instead top-heavy. There were plotlines and actors who didn't need to be there, like a community theatre production in which everyone who auditioned got a part. At the heart of the bloat that is "2040" is a really good porn movie that no one believed in enough to let stand on its own.

That said, the people the movie is about, Spears and Blue, are fantastic. While he can ham it up with the best of today's porn dudes, Spears also has a gravitas that no one in the porn world can touch. And Alektra Blue does great work as a living doll; I wish she'd been allowed to do more. (If RealDoll.com has an Alektra Blue model, I bet it's awesome.)

"2040" has a happy ending and I bet you can guess what it is. There is an uplifting message for couples that almost sounds like Stay Monogamous. (The underlying message, though, is that Mira has the intellect of a child but a vagina like a 320-hp engine, therefore it's easy to stay monogamous...the outlook is dire for human women.)

People must be buying these feel-good, trying-too-hard slogs, because Wicked keeps making them.

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Though all the girls featured in "Deviance" put forth excellent performances, it's very clear that Eva Angelina is the real star of the show (as well she should be). Appearing in four of the six scenes, Eva takes on Mr. Marcus (in all three holes!), joins Lexi Belle in a threeway with Tommy Gunn, gets doubled teamed (and DPed) by Ben English and Marco Banderas, and heads up an all-girl free for all with Teagan Presley, Sunny Leone, and Alexis Texas. We're exhausted just writing that up—we can't imagine what it must have been like for Eva to actually do it.

The two non-Eva scenes are also quite strong, with Kagney Linn Karter and James Deen enjoying each other in what appear to be the hallway of an abandoned warehouse and Shawna Lenee going after Mick Blue and Jerry (at the same time!). But really, we gotta say...its Eva who steals our heart.

Difficult as it was to wait for Eva during her months away from porn, "Deviance" is proof positive that the wait was worth it. And if this is Eva getting her feet wet, well...we can't wait for "Evalutionary."

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Supreme master pornographer Robby D is back at it again, this time with a "workout supplement"
that is guaranteed to burn off some extra calories, if you know what we mean. (Get it? Because you'll be so excited, um, right then. Okay. Sorry. It's easy to get distracted once we start talking about boobs.)

Titties. What is the source of our attraction to them..and why can't we stop staring? Sure, everyone always thinks that they know, but do they really? Robby D delves deep into the cleavage above the heart of the issue, and works us all into a frothy lather as he tries to figure out whether it's a biological instinct or just, ya know, the fact that those puppies are huge and jiggling back and forth hypnotically in our faces, looking all full of hot sweet milk, and jiggly, wait...what were we saying again?

Chavon Taylor, Rebecca Lane, Melissa Lauren, Shyla Stylez, and Cassandra Calogera make sexy ass milk maids. These jug all stars take sweet juicy poundings while their milkshakes keep us completely entranced. You've got to see this to believe it.

"Titlicious" swings pendulously back and forth into stores this week from Digital Playground and Robby D. These amazing images belong to them. Grab a tall glass of milk and dive right in!

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It seems like the girls of Filmore Bush Academy have their hands full this year...full of hard cock! Yeah, we know, pretty cheesy stuff. With clear nods to our other favorite porn movie, "Mean Girls," mixed in with knee slapping bits performed by Tommy Gunn and Evan Stone, "Teachers" may seem at first glance to be just another porn movie. "Au contraire," shouts the lovely Katsuni's shaved pucker!

For it's not really the dialogue, acting, or story line that compel us to watch this masterpiece over and over again. They do their job, however, which is to adequately set the stage for what really lures us to run "Teachers" repetitively in our DVD players until our eyes bleed and out crotches throb with a dull, persistent ache—the unbelievable cast!

You see, when you factor in all the sexy action Digital Playground has packed into this movie, along with that unprecedented all star line up, then put legendary director Robby D behind the camera, what comes out isn't cheesy at all...nay, it's pure magic...like a unicorn having sex with a mermaid!

Digital contract stars (past and present) Jesse Jane, Stoya, Angelina Armani, Katsuni, and Riley Steele go crazy in a school bus orgy that is still simply blowing our minds. We didn't think anywhere East of Eden or South of Hades would ever have such lovely visions of erotic splendor laid out in plain sight to behold.

Joining them are all-stars Jenna Haze, Lisa Ann, Mason Moore, and Angelina Valentine, who, respectively, turn in some of the strongest performances of their dirty little lives. We can honestly say there is not a single down moment in this movie, not a single scene worth fast forwarding through, and that by itself is extraordinary.

"Teachers" comes out next week from Digital Playground and Robby D. Witness a sampling of its glory in the picture below. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground and cannot be used without their permission.

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It appears that legendary, award-winning director Jonathan Morgan is still alive and well and working over at Wicked Pictures (just as he has been for over a decade now). Despite his alarmingly reclusive nature in the last few years (which has earned him his latest nickname: the JD Salinger of porn), the quality of the work he produces has not been diminished. If anything, we'd say it has gone up. Now, instead of bells and whistles and rickety rackety, he's all substance and style—and we're very impressed!

With today's release of' "Tormented," we see a true master hard at work on his craft. Coupled with Stormy Daniels, the duet delves deep into the sinister side of seduction for an admittedly darker take on Wicked's generally insouciant and effervescing starlet.

"I have a really dark and perverted streak in me that no one knows about," Stormy would have said, undoubtedly, if her publicist could speak through her mouth to promote this movie. "I like to explore my fantasies of domination, submission and other sexually altered states, allowing reality to take a back seat to the perverted passions deep within my mind."

Okay, so maybe she didn't exactly say any of those things. Nor, for the record, did any of her lovely co-stars, Asa Akira, Priya Rai, Aiden Starr, Shawna Lenee, Sarah Vandella, and Tori Black. But that doesn't mean they don't really feel like that. You don't know. Mere process of deduction implies that there must be some dark fantasies lurking beneath their breathtaking exteriors that drive them to commit such intensely passionate acts and display the raw sexual hunger that they do. That's elementary.

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We, of course, are far wiser than the staff of TMZ, and we were aware that when Marilyn Manson said that he'd recently watched "A Taste of Stoya"—and that it had tasted delicious—that the goth rock god was referring to a pre-release copy of Digital Playground's latest Stoya release, which (like all Stoya releases) was a gem to behold.

Thankfully, the DVD's official release is but a week away, and soon we will all have the chance to see what Manson saw. In the meantime, at least we can gorge ourselves on a taste of the trailer...it's not quite "A Taste of Stoya," but at least it serves as an appetizer.

· "A Taste of Stoya" trailer (digitalplayground.com)
· Image of Stoya courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Remember the "slambooks" you kept in high school? The trailer for this film kinda reads like one, but with way more fucking. Really, nothing we say can do justice to how cool this release looks. You'll have to watch the trailer for yourself.

p.s. Is it just us, or does Evan Stone always look like he's about to start laughing when he's not pounding the bejeezus out of one of someone's holes? Aw, he's so cool.

p.p.s. Can we have this dvd, like, now?

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Not so with erotic auteur Celeste, who envisions the exquisite blond sex goddess as a tantalizing mist of lasciviousness to be deeply inhaled into the inner core of your root chakra, until every single nerve ending in your overly sensitive genitals tingles with vibrant lust, or a sweet blunt of UK Cheese sprinkled with Blonde Kush Kief dipped in liquid ecstasy and dusted with a mix of crushed Viagra and Spanish Fly.

You can see how it's easy to love this former performer turned artiste.

Jesse Jane is as stunning as ever, her lithe albeit curvy young body arched into a series of throb inducing positions while she devours the turgid desire of her various paramours. It's a wonder that women this beautiful are willing to share their sex lives with mere mortals like us. Watching her screw is like witnessing an angel copulating.

In addition to the adorable Jesse Jane, the movie features the sex stylings of Diamond Kitty, Tanya James, Veronika Raquel, and pint sized Zeina Heart taking a heaping helping of Mick Blue up her tiny little Latin honey pot. It honestly doesn't look like it's going to fit—until it does. (That, friends, is talent.)

"Jesse Jane Breathe Me" is set to cloud the skies of this world this week. Forecast for the week slightly horny with a chance of extreme sexual satisfaction. All the images in the exclusive gallery below belong to Digital Playground so play nice or else. Happy Monday.

Jesse Jane and Diamond Kitty
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Jesse Jane and Scott Nails
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Jesse Jane and Scott Nails
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Zeina Heart
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Zeina Heart
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Zeina Heart and Mick Blue
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Zeina Heart and Mick Blue
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Jesse Jane
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Jesse Jane and Tommy Gunn
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Jesse Jane and Tommy Gunn
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Jesse Jane and Tommy Gunn
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Tanya James
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Veronika Raquel and Danny Mountain
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Veronika Raquel, Danny Mountain, Tanya James, and Scott Nails
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Veronika Raquel, Danny Mountain, Tanya James, and Scott Nails
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Diamond Kitty
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Jesse Jane
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Step One: Become a famous musician.

Step Two: Make sure Andy San Dimas is a fan of our music.

Step Three: Lay a trap for Andy San Dimas, tempting her to steal our CDs from a bathroom.

Step Four: Confront Andy San Dimas in said bathroom.

Step Five: Let the sexing begin!

We swear, it's totally foolproof. Come on, it worked for Mick Blue!

· Buy "Fuck Me In The Bathroom #3" (gamelink.com)
· Fuck Me In The Bathroom (fuckmeinthebathroom.com)