Fleshbot: melons

"My Big Breasts And Me": Is There Such A Thing As Too Much Boob?

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:20:41 EDT

Big boobs are pretty much the greatest thing ever in the history of everything, but apparently there are some people out there who believe that some boobs are just too big ... and they want to do something about it. It seems that these people are also attached to these giant boobs and think that oversized funbags cause problems, like "embarrassment" or "searing back pain," and they kind of have an issue with that. Weird, right? Well, maybe if you watch this BBC documentary about huge knockers and the women who don't love them as much as we do, it will make more sense—but we're still baffled. After all, we lovebig boobs enough to watch an entire BBC documentary about them! It's hard to find a more compelling argument than that.

· "My Big Breasts and Me" (full movie @ guba.com, via Blography)

You know, we suddenly have an overwhelming...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:22:09 EST

You know, we suddenly have an overwhelming urge to suck on some mangos ... and by "mangos" we mean "tits," of course. (more @ adsoftheworld.com)

Vicky Vette: The Melon Show

Gram Ponante — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 15:36:00 EST

Because I am clearly prejudiced toward Norwegians, I stand up and take notice when Vicky Vette tells me she is participating in something called The Melon Show, whereas when Gallagher or Gallagher Too says the same thing I fail to look up from my lutefisk. Why? No Morals!

Vette is in Spain this week with the zaftig landmädl Rebecca Jessop performing in a live camshow tonight at 6:00 EST. "I have big tits, but hers ..." Vette trails off. Vette is offering a $10 coupon to potential viewers on her website via her current newsletter, which considering the cost of Crenshaws at the supermarket this time of year is an absolute bargain.- GP

· Vicky Vette (vickyathome.com)
· Rebecca Jessop (rebeccajessop.com)

Previously: Quickies: Vicky Vette, Porn Valley Dispatch: Vicky Vette