According to The Sun, she's the reason that Mel's marriage got all screwed up Monday, when his wife of twenty-eight years filed for divorce. We're sorry for all the trouble these celebs are going through — the only irreconcilable difference we have is with the bikini top Oksana is lamentably wearing.

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· Via Oksana Pochepa Maxim Magazine Photos - Mel Gibson's Girlfriend (americanidol2006blog.blogspot.com)

Remember the olden days when your choices were limited to George W. Bush or the Baby Jesus when you felt like sticking a celebrity dildo up your butt? (Actually, we're told the Dubya version looks just as much as Bill Clinton if you squint hard enough, but we're unable to tell you whether it felt any different regardless.) In a new line of adult novelties that are rather more "novelty" than "adult", you can now choose from a (slightly) wider assortment at CelebrityButtPlugs.com, which offers "Parass Hilton" and "Smell Gibson (The Bravefart Version)" models as well as a "George Dubya Tush" version that looks marginally more like its namesake than the first one we came across; more intriguingly, the company also says it can create custom buttplugs based on your own close-up photo of a loved (or not-so-loved) one or coworker. The possibilities get more disturbing the more we think about it.

· Celebrity Butt Plugs (celebritybuttplugs.com)

Previously: Sex Toy of the Week: George Bush Butt Plug, Alien Dildos, Talking Head Vibrators, Silicone Dildo Art, Divine Interventions