Fleshbot: mature

Patricia Paay: World's Oldest Playboy Playmate And Total Fox

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:00:00 EST

Note to self: discover what sort of voodoo allows Patricia Paay to look this slamming at sixty. Employ voodoo, make serious bank by disrobing for some sort of national nudie mag in three decades' time.

Assuming there still are nudie mags...in the future.

[NB: Seriously, what's her secret? Is it yams? Cindy Crawford's Meaningful Beauty? Photoshop?]

· Patricia Paay (totallynsfw.com)

Chloe: Back In Action (And On Her Back)

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:00:00 EDT

Chloe (AKA Chloe Nichole) has been dubbed the "Linda Blair of Porn"—and for good reason. In action, she is a woman possessed: and thanks to Tom Byron, we have a chance to see her, in action, again.

Let us all thank the glorious Mr. Byron for rendering this service unto us...and for reminding us that sometimes, the wisdom and experience of "seasoned players" are far, far sexier than the youthful bloom of the barely legal.

· Buy "Seasoned Players 9" (gamelink.com)

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Previously: The Return of Chloe Nichole

Porn After 60: Take The Survey!

Gram Ponante — Thu, 28 May 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Are you barely senile? Are you watching golden showers in your golden years? Are you whacking when your peers are heart-attacking? A survey commissioned by New York University seeks to pinpoint sexegenarians' porn consumption and see what trends still make the sap rise.

"Internet pornography is easily accessible, anonymous, and inexpensive, and it can have both beneficial (supplementary to a healthy sex life) and harmful (anti-social) outcomes," says Applied Psychology student and survey creator Jake Lazere. "This study inquires about the use of internet pornography by senior citizens and the effects it has on their lives."

If you are over 60, we at Fleshbot would also be interested in what drives you to this site (my guess? That curve-hugging siren April Flores). Leave a comment if you plan to take the survey.

· Researching Sexuality Survey (researchingsexuality.blogspot.com)

Could Elder Porn Become The New Child Porn?

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Could Massachusetts really make it illegal to feature anyone over 60 in a pornographic film? Has the state never heard of performers like Dave Cummings and Shigeo Tokuda?

Seriously, though, we're extremely disturbed by the implication that people over the age of sixty don't have the ability to decide for themselves whether or not they want to be featured in an erotic film. What next—are we going to force everyone over the age of sixty to retire and move to Boca?

· Proposed Ban on Making and Distributing Pornography Involving >60-Year-Olds and the Disabled (Including Spouses or Lovers Consensually Photographing Each Other) (volokh.com, thanks FalconryoftheEroticVariety!!)
· State puts porn pervs in sights (bostonherald.com)
· An Act Relative to Posing or Exhibiting or Disseminating Material of an Elder or a Person with a Disability in a State of Nudity or Sexual Conduct. (mass.gov)
· Thumbnail by Katrin Trautner

Katrin Trautner Brings Morning Love To The Twilight Years

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 12:30:01 EST

The life cycle of pornstars is—to misquote Hobbes—sexy, brutal, and short. Seemingly overnight, barely legal teens blossom into college coeds, morphing into milves shortly thereafter—and don't even ask about the whereabouts of those fuckable grandmas.

Which is why Katrin Trautner's photos are rather exciting: doing away with the taut, tight bodies of youth, Trautner photographs the elderly in various stages of undress (and then some). We, for one, are glad to know there's a sex life after the age of MILF.

· Katrin Trautner (guteaussichten.org, via indienudes.com)

Nursing Homes More Accepting Of Old People Sex

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:30:05 EST

Perhaps inspired by such eldersex pioneers as Shigeo Tokuda and Dave Cummings, nursing homes are warming to the idea of their residents having sex. Which, we must say, we find rather encouraging: maybe by the time we're old enough to move into a nursing home, the staff will have warmed to the idea of wing-wide orgies and resident sex parties. (foxnews.com)

Dave Cummings, The World's Second Oldest Pornstar

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:00:30 EST

Step aside, Shigeo Tokuda; it's time for America's oldest working pornstar to get some press attention. Sure, Dave Cummings is six years younger than Tokuda, but his hard work has done our country proud, and it's time for someone to sit up and take notice. And by someone, we mean San Diego 6 News, who recently profiled Cummings. Clip after the jump.

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· America's Oldest Working Porn Star (sandiego6.com)

World's Oldest Pornstar Tells All

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:00:35 EDT

We've been hearing about Japan's sexiest grandfather, Shigeo Tokuda, for many, many months now—and we almost thought we were at the point where we didn't care what this elderly pornstar was doing, or who he was fucking, or, for that matter, how old he was. But then Vice Magazine went and interviewed him and (more to the point) rounded up a collection of stills from his movies. And—what do you know!—suddenly our interest was renewed. Turns out he is a fascinating fellow with many ~~beautiful costars~~ important insights. (viceland.com)

Improving With Age: Magnificently Mature Models

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:55:31 EDT

In the world of porn, where a "MILF" is anyone over the age of 25 and performers in their thirties are often put out to pasture, the truly mature woman is somewhat of a rare breed. But why should that be the case? After all, there's (more than a little) something to be said for a woman with some mileage: what she lacks in fresh-faced innocence she more than makes up for in experience. And do we really have to be the ones to tell you how much that means? Just ask CloudCarrier, and all our other readers out there to whom today's Fleshbot Request post is dedicated: there are some things that do get better with age.

Nina Hartley

Vicky Vette (vickyathome.com)

Penny Porsche (kellyfind.com)

Demi Deauxma (kellyfind.com)

Roni (ronisparadise.net)

Teresa May (hq-pornstars.com)

Angie George (kellyfind.com)

Nicole Moore (kellyfind.com)

Lynda Leigh (kellyfind.com)

Lake Russell (kellyfind.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Meet Shigeo Tokuda: Japan's 73-Year-Old Pornstar Is America's Newest Media Darling

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:50:36 EDT

You might not know who Shigeo Tokuda is yet, but you will ... because everybody loves Shigeo! He's the 73-year-old man who happens the hottest elderly pornstar in Japan, which is like totally adorable. Or at least the U.S. media seems to think so, since he's been featured in glowing tributes on CNN, in addition to his mention in Time magazine, two outlets that aren't exactly known for celebrating anything porn-related (or even mildly sexual, for that matter.) But when it comes to the wacky Japanese and their crazy old people fetish, it's the feel good story of the year! But we still have some questions ...

Like why is it okay for him to inspire the elderly, but Sasha Grey can't inspire you? Maybe if she sticks around until she's 80 she'll make the cover of Time. And why no mention of his equally old female partners? Is it not as remarkable for them to get laid? Which leads us to the most important elephant in the porn studio that both stories chose to ignore: What about Viagra? Even most twenty-three year olds these days can't perform without a little pharmaceutical assistance. Or maybe this story should be in the "medical miracles" section instead?

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· Japan's 73-year-old Porn Star! (YouTube)
· "73-year-old porn star bedazzles Japan's aged" (cnn.com)
· "Japan's Booming Sex Niche: Elder Porn" (time.com, via nerve.com)

Sandy Kane: The World's Worst Singing Stripper

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:47:14 EDT

People like to do crazy things to get attention—like competitive eating or growing a handlebar mustache or, ahem ... blogging. Or they can take their clothes off while singing their own made up novelty songs about hookers and blowjobs. Sandy Kane is sort of like a cross between Belle Starr, "Weird Al" Yankovic and that "Chocolate Rain" guy on YouTube. She's old (not that there's anything wrong with that), she has an awful voice, and she's possibly a racist ... but try watching this video of her version of "Gloria" without finding yourself mesmerized. We can't really judge her stripping abilities based on this, but the singing is definitely not going to help with the tips.

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· "The World's Worst Stripper" (break.com)
· Sandy Kane on MySpace (myspace.com)
· Sandy Kane on the street (Flickr)

Looking Good In A Bikini At Sixty—Not Just For Oscar Winners Anymore!

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:30:00 EDT

Inspired by Dame Helen Mirren's bold display of flesh, other sexy sixty-somethings are coming out of the closet about their own love of skimpy swimwear. With all these bikini-clad GILFs floating around, it's no wonder all those old people are getting laid so much. (mirror.co.uk)

Helen Mirren Is Aging Better Than You Are

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:35:57 EDT

We think that what we love most about the summer is how it brings all the hot, young, sexy celebrities out the beach to frolic in their bikinis. You know, girls like Helen Mirren. Wait ... is this the same Helen Mirren who won an Oscar for playing Queen Elizabeth (the old one) and turns 63 years old this month? Because ... dang. She actually looks really good in that two piece! Those aren't even Photoshopped glossy magazine abs either! We guess that's why she's Dame Helen Mirren to you commoners.

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· Helen Mirren the bikini queen reigns supreme at 63 (thisislondon.co.uk)

Liberté, Egalité, And Confused Looking European People Having Sex In Fancy Costumes: Happy Bastille Day!

Jonnobot — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:25:02 EDT

We tried to find you some hot French Revolution porn to help celebrate Bastille Day today; we came up with this assortment of very odd 18th century "mature" cosplay smut instead. Hey, at least we tried. If you close your eyes, you can pretend they're at least speaking French if you want to—in fact, closing your eyes might be the best way to deal with this stuff anyway. (TGP/preview galleries @ retromature.com, via Ask Jolene)

Sex After 70: Still Happening

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:55:28 EDT

Researchers in Sweden have determined that people over the age of 70 continue to hump like mad, which totally corroborates that whole "use it or lose it" concept we heard about earlier this week. Older women are understandably thrilled by this development, even if older men are increasingly unhappy about having to run to the pharmacy all the time for more Viagra. (independent.co.uk)

It seems the Japanese aren't just into really...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:45:38 EDT

It seems the Japanese aren't just into really kinky things like extreme tentacle porn and noseplay hentai — they're also into watching old people do it too! We're eagerly awaiting that next issue of "Extremely Legal" to arrive—let's just hope our copy makes it through customs. (time.com)

Slate shares a touching—and slightly...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:05:03 EDT

Slate shares a touching—and slightly disturbing—story about an 95-year-old man and an 82-year-old woman who met in a nursing home and fell in love, until their kids found out they were boning and had them separated. (Children are such a buzzkill!) No one wants to walk in on their 95-year-old dad getting a blowjob, but seriously: what do you do when two people suffering from dementia decide they want to start having sex? We just hope we're lucky enough to still get lucky if we're lucky enough to live that long. (slate.com)

Flesh Flicks: Daddy's Girl's Best Friend

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 22 May 2008 18:02:24 EDT

Summer is officially here as of this weekend; you might even have a pool party in your plans over the next few days to celebrate the occasion. If so, make sure you show up on time and don't forget to bring your swimsuit—unless you have another reason for being there, like seducing your best friend's parent. In that case, by all means show up after everyone has gone home, drop your towel and work your magic. In this era of MILF hegemony, it's nice to see that there are some Dads Who May At Some Point Get Fucked too.

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· "Best friend's dad" (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Two Minutes, 39 Seconds Of Living Dangerously: The Linda Hunt Sex Tape

Jonnobot — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:51:07 EDT

Our not-so-secret crush on pint-sized thespian and Tylenol commercial voiceover artist Linda Hunt has been documented here before, but never in a million years did we ever think we'd be treated to a nearly three minute clip of this particular object of our affection being pleasured by a strapping young buck on the top of a kitchen counter. You can keep your washed-up pop tarts and chick show television starlets: when it comes to fap material, one starring an Academy Award-winning performer who shot to fame for her crossgender portrayal of a "Chinese-Australian dwarf of high intelligence and moral seriousness" is totally worth firing up our BitTorrent client for!

· Linda Hunt Sex Tape! (ytmnd.com)

Helen Mirren has been given an award by...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:54:41 EDT

Helen Mirren has been given an award by the Naturist Society for ... being nude, we guess. That's a pretty noble pursuit, of course, but we had no idea they gave out prizes for it. More importantly, do they need judges? (mirror.co.uk)