Fleshbot: massage

Sit Back, Relax, And Watch "Dexter"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Lest you think that the breasts of "Dexter" are all served with a side of murder, last night proved that the serial killer drama knows other ways to unwind. Like, for instance, a nice sensual massage.

· "Dexter" (sho.com)

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Contour Q

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Sensual massage fans rejoice! Luxury sex toy manufacturer JimmyJane—long known for its line of massage lotions, candles, and, of course, stones—has just released a brand new took for relaxation: the Contour Q massage stone.

The Contour Q is actually a set of two ceramic stones—one bumpy, one ribbed—that are shaped like small spheres with with small protrusions on either end (I'm not exactly sure where the "Q" came from). Used individually, or paired with the larger Contour M, they're designed to provide a deep, targeted massage, hitting the body's pressure points in just the right way.

But let me tell you something: my favorite pressure point to target with the Contour Q is quite a bit aways from my back. Yes, I'm quite partial to using the Contour Q for clitoral stimulation (and though it may not be explicitly discussed in their PR materials, trust that this is most definitely something that JimmyJane intended).

I'm not quite sure what sort of voodoo is involved, but rolling the Contour Q (either one!) back and forth against the clitoris feels just marvelous. And while I'm sure they're good for other massages too, well—let's just say I've been a little too preoccupied to find out. But hey: the clitoral stimulation alone is well worth the $25, right?

· Contour Q (jimmyjane.com)
· Buy Contour Q (babeland.com)

After a long and tiring day at work, few...

Jonnobot — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 12:35:22 EDT

After a long and tiring day at work, few things are better than stretching out and enjoying a nice, long massage—though judging from the one Micah Moore is getting in this clip, sometimes a rubdown can just make you more exhausted than you were when you started. Those fancy vibrating thingies sure can take a lot out of a girl, you know. (orgasmatrix.com)

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Sensual Massage Kit (Happy Ending Not Included)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 11:50:09 EDT

In sex toy parlance, a "massager" is usually just a polite term for a vibrator — the label that stores like The Sharper Image apply to toys like the Hitachi Magic Wand, Form 6, and other girly pleasure devices in order to keep them family-friendly. So when I heard that JimmyJane had come out with a new line of "massage stones," I assumed that they'd graced the world with yet another luxury vibe. But no! These massage stones are actually intended for good old fashioned massage — you know, something to help you relax and work out the knots in your muscles. With my extensive knowledge of happy endings, I was already well aware of why some fancy massage stones might be considered a sex toy. But how did they perform? Was JimmyJane able to light the fires and give me a happy ending? Or did the stones just leave me cold?The JimmyJane massage line encompasses several different products. There two different types of stones — the I, which looks a bit like bone with rounded edges, and the M, which has the appearance of a headless quadruped — as well as Afterglow massage candles (which melt into massage oil) and Beyond massage lotion (which comes in warming, cooling, and "euphoric" varieties). For my experiment, I was supplied with an I massage stone and the Afterglow Sensory Set, which includes an M massage stone and an Afterglow candle. The massage stones are made of a fancy temperature-sensitive ceramic material that can be warmed or cooled to the temperature of your choice. They're also very cleverly designed. As you're exploring, you can use the stones separately (the M for shallow stimulation, the I for deep muscle massage) or together (placing the I into the M's grooves allows the I to be easily rolled along the back). But be warned: you'll definitely want to pair the stones with some kind of massage oil. Though they do feel good used on their own, they have a tendency to stick to the skin if they're not well-lubricated. Which brings me, naturally, to the massage candle. As a caring toy manufacturer, JimmyJane thoughtfully provides matches with the Afterglow Sensory Set—thus preventing the need to interrupt the action with a trip to the drugstore. However, they neglect to include a body brush, which is apparently included when the candle is sold separately. WHich is too bad: though the wax can be poured directly from the candle to the massage stones, or even on someone's back, doing so is very messy. In my first attempt, my assistant wound up with a large puddle of oil on his back, and all the massaging I could muster was not enough to completely work it into his skin. I spent the rest of the evening fearing that my nice clean sheets would wind up destroyed by oil. (Thankfully, they weren't: from what I could tell, the oil is nonstaining.) So how was a JimmyJane massage? As promised, it was relaxing, sensual — and definitely helped set the mood for a nice relaxing night of passion. But it wasn't a serious, intense massage, not by any stretch of the imagination. Giving a hammer to any random jackass doesn't turn him into master carpenter, providing me with fancy massage stones did not enable me to work out all the kinks in my stressed out assistant's back. But they did make for a nice prop in my naughty masseuse role play... even if, ultimately, the happy ending was the best part. · JimmyJane (jimmyjane.com) · Buy the Contour Massage Stones • Afterglow Candle • Afterglow Sensory Set (babeland.com)

Stories With A Happy Ending: Top Ten Massage Sex Videos

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:30:00 EDT

Going to a massage parlor is a lot like visiting a wondrous fairy tale land. They are secretive mystical places (difficult to find even when hidden in plain sight) where heroic good guys (massage therapists) battle threatening ogres (undercover snitches) and the normal rules of this world no longer seem to apply. In fact, whenever a friend of a friend spins a yarn about how an ordinary backrub magically transformed into a full-blown erotic adventure, you almost can't believe your ears. Yet, as these ten videos artfully demonstrate, sometimes dreams really do come true ... and they all lived happily ever after.

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Flesh Flicks: They Do Things Differently In Hungary

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"Asian soapy massage" (PornHub)

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"Cock massage" (PornHub)

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"Maria Ozawa Sensual massage" (YouPorn)

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"Massage/Handjob" (Megarotic)

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"Three blonde girls" (PornHub)

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"German Massage" (Megarotic)

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"tanning babe gets oiled up and rubbed" (PornHub)

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"Japanese massage sex" (YouPorn)

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Flesh Flicks: Massage Training (You're Doing It Wrong)

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*Videos presented by request for commenter "j10s"

Happy Endings: Not Just For Married Men Anymore!

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:45:24 EDT

The reach around. The full release. The big squeezer. What ever you want to call it, the post-massage tugjob is a time-honored tradition from luxury vacation spas to seedy Chinatown pleasure shops. When lonely, bored, or frustrated men just want a little something extra from their "relaxation therapy," they always known that a nice tip—and the right answer to "Are you a cop?"—can always get them a nice bonus. But what about female customers? Don't their needs and desires matter? Surprisingly enough, they do! It seems that today's stressed-out women are learning that a well-timed handjob can be on the menu for them as well. There's even this website trend piece to prove it! Both male and female rubdown artists are relaxing tense women everywhere ... and the girls can't stop raving about it.

“It was very romantic and totally mutual—it didn’t feel like I was just being serviced”

So wait ... you're saying that if your massage therapist is a man, he might even be into the idea of getting paid to have sex with an attractive woman while on the job? Imagine that!

· The Female “Happy Ending” Massage (tangomag.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks: They Do Things Differently In Hungary, Flesh Flicks: Massage Training (You're Doing It Wrong)

Wanted: Full Body Rubdown

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:15:22 EDT

After a long, hard week at work, we like to unwind with a nice relaxing massage. There's a place down the block from our office that's always been good to us—the prices are good, the masseuses are talented, and we always leave feeling ten years younger. But over the years, the staff there seems to have lost some enthusiasm for their craft. They've gotten stingy with the body oil, and the full body massages are, well, less than full body. So maybe it's time for a change. Anyone know where this place is? Seems like they offer exactly the range of services we're looking for.

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· Asian MASSAGE STYLE .. very HOT (megarotic.com)

Flesh Flicks: They Do Things Differently In Hungary

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:25:17 EDT

We don't know what kind of hotels and spas you people might frequent, but we're pretty sure that there's no such thing as a "special Hungarian massage." Even if there is, it certainly doesn't require that the masseur strip down to tighty whities in order to administer it. Now, if you want to use that phrase as code for what you're really after, that's your business, but think of all the actual Hungarian back rubbers out there who get discriminated against because of charlatans like this guy. Sometimes a happy ending is just a happy ending, you know.

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· "Hungarian Massage" (RedTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Flesh Flicks: Massage Training (You're Doing It Wrong)

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:43:56 EST

Even though we haven't had any formal education ourselves, we like to think that we give pretty decent back rubs. We don't claim to be experts, by any means, but still ... we suspect that the massage school depicted in this video may not be fully accredited. Yes, getting naked allows better access to skin, but we're not sure that rule applies to the masseuse as well. It's also very rare for her to join you on the table—and keeping a vibrator on deck just sorts of defeats the whole purpose doesn't it? The number of violations here is simply astounding, but letting the student become the teacher after just one short lesson may be the most flagrant of them all. Remember, you should always ask to see a license before you ask for the happy ending.

· "Massage Training" (RedTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

A visionary Canadian judge has ruled that...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:07:12 EDT

A visionary Canadian judge has ruled that massage parlour "happy endings" are not considered prostitution and those canucks have our favorite blowjob takin' ex-prez to thank for it. Guess that NAFTA treaty finally paid off. (thestar.com)

Two New York massage therapists are in a...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:40:07 EDT

Two New York massage therapists are in a legal spat after one them allegedly rented out the spa they share for swinger's parties and porno shoots and also got caught using his trademark "make-nice massage" inappropriately. (We think we had one of those once.) Obviously, we just hope this story has a happy ending. (nydailynews.com + nypost.com)

Flesh Flicks: Rough Hands

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 18:37:10 EDT

We know this looks like a spa, with the oils and the table and the towels and everything, but this has to be the least relaxing massage of all time. First the poor girl gets manhandled like a third-class envelope at the post office, then there's the jackhammer fucking and all that squeaking. We know the Japanese like to do things a little differently, but this can't be standard operating procedure. That woman may not have gone in there for a rubdown, but she probably needed one when it was all said and done.

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· Massage Sex (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

In the last 24 hours, our pervy siblings...

Fleshbot — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:47:11 EDT

In the last 24 hours, our pervy siblings at Gridskipper have not only shown us where to get an erotic massage in Sydney but also the best places to buy panties in L.A. and the best lingeries stores in NYC. Something tells us we need to tag along on their next "research" trip. (grisksipper.com)

Flesh Flicks: Equal Opportunity Happy Ending

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 24 May 2007 15:20:21 EDT

Everyone knows about massage parlors where male customers can go for some special service (and if you have any good tips, do let us know). But where is it written that only dudes can get the whole happy ending treatment? If this video is any indication of what goes on in a Japanese soapland—and we choose to believe that it is—there's no reason why a female customer can't get herself oiled up for a little slip-and-slide action herself. It looks like it might even more fun, what without all the dangly bits and extra hair that tend to get in the way when a guy is involved. In this situation, friction is your enemy, so make sure to smooth out all the rough spots before you dive in.

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· Japanese Massage Sex (Shufuni)

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Previously: Sex In Japan: A Guide For Foreigners, Flesh Flicks Archives

Whole Body Orgasm School

Fleshbot — Fri, 18 May 2007 12:35:04 EDT

Like many of you (er, right?), our introduction to the world of sex and female orgasms was a fumbling, awkward journey full of experimentation, missteps, and not nearly enough hitting the walls and working the middle. If only we had a gentle-voiced but authoritative mentor like this to take us gently by his oil-slicked hand into his dreamcatcher-festooned inner sanctum to show us step-by-step exactly how to bring the gal of our dreams to a convulsing full body orgasm, things might have turned out a lot different. (Of course, having an insanely hot model on our massage table to practice with might have helped a lot too.) Maybe it's not to late to learn everything all over again?

· Orgasm School (video @ redtube.com - thanks TB)

(By the way, if anyone knows where this clip comes from, please let us know in the comments. We really do like this guy's style. Not to mention his assistant's.)

Previously: Public Access Pussy Power!, Pussy Power: The Remix, Momo's Science Experiment: Japanese Squirting Fun, Vortex Vibrations: Vacuuming Your Way To A Better Orgasm, Happy Belated Cosmic Orgasm Day!, How To: Find The G-Spot (In Spanish!), Sex Blog Roundup: Hitting The Spot, Liquid Love: The G-Spot Explosion

Sex Blog Roundup: Hands Up!

Fleshbot — Tue, 15 May 2007 13:52:36 EDT

Put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care you have lube all over them—or just give us a high five (but wipe your hands first), because today's collection of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene this week gives a salute to hand jobs, nipple tweaking, clit rubbing and happy endings of all kinds. Whether you like your hot and handy action at orgies, in showers, or aprés ski, these writers have got the situation well in ... er, you know, and moving in a gentle up-and-down rhythm.

You're in good hands (sorry) with Chelsea Girl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Chelsea Girl

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Drilling a Hole in the Table

When my towel-wearing friend slid his naked bottom up on the massage table and stretched out on his stomach, a group of ten (count them, ten!) female hands drenched in oil descended upon his muscular body.
My friend (let's call him Ed, shall we?) luxuriated in the touch flowing across all his limbs and torso. Some naughty person—not, in this case, your narrator—reached between his thighs and began caressing his balls, making him squirm.

"I'm drilling a hole in the table," he growled, his voice muffled by the sheet balled up under his head.

- Always Aroused Girl

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Fisting Friday Revisited

He had me lie on my back and placed the pillows beneath my knees. He got out lots of lube. And away he went. Slowly, carefully, patiently, he worked the lube all around my outer and inner lips. He played with my lips. He took his time. I enjoyed the sensations. I don't know how long it took, but I knew we were close. I felt that hard pressure. And no matter how hard I tried, my mind went back to that day, the last time something was touching me in that most sacred of places, deep inside. And I felt myself tense up.

- Lil JGrrrl and Daddy

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Pressure

"You want to breathe? You better stroke my cock like the good little whore that you are or you might not be able to," Mr Stern said in a fierce whisper, his cheek pressed to mine. He was close to coming but couldn't quite get there. I tried to concentrate on my hands but as his grip on my throat tightened my focus slipped.
My hands, stroking his cock and rubbing his balls, were sweaty and tacky.

- Journey Into Submission

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Teacher on Teacher

I got braver and brought both my hands up and under her full breasts. I felt the weight of them and in my mind I compared them to the weight of my own breasts. Her hands slid to my inner thigh as I gently massaged her breasts. Her nipples enlarged under my fingers and I lowered my face to the side of her neck. I smelled the soap from her shower and her natural soft fragrance, similar to that of roses in the summer.
The Teachers head rolled to the left as I kissed the right side of her neck and caressed her nipples with my finger tips. I made circles around them and she groaned weakly. Her hand was slowly closing in on a place I never thought a woman would touch me. Her hand went up my pelvis, to my stomach and then began its descent.

- Biker's Balls and Teacher's Tits

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Slick and Wet First

She asked me to step into the shower first, and I almost fell as I made my way. Such was my excitement. I turned the faucets, got the right mix of hot and cold, and began soaping myself all the while anticipating her presence. She followed, and took the soap, slowly lathering me up, hands gliding over my skin, down my back and up again. It was as her hands slide round to my breasts that I leaned against the cold tiles and watched her fingers play with my nipples.

- Slutissimo

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Smack Dab in the Middle

My fingers were saturated and formed an O around the base of his cock that both of them seemed to like. He continued to fuck her through my fingers tightening and then she screamed 'I'm going to come' and I started stroking his balls alternatively and when I felt his balls harden, I grabbed his balls hard and pulled them down to intensify his orgasm. With my other hand, I held her nipple hard and tweaked at it while she came.

- Ms. Smack

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Thumbnail via Handjob Harry (paysite preview @ handjobharry.com)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Flesh Flicks: Full Body Massage

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 13:44:00 EST

If you like to spend time at your local massage parlor but never have enough money in your wallet to get the full body treatment, well ... that's too bad. We don't mean to rub it in, but they do mean to rub it in—really rub it in—and if you don't believe us, here's a little taste of what your missing. One word of caution though: this particular oily maneuver may not be available in your area, nor is complimentary face pixeling. So should the authorities decide to interrupt your little get-together it may it cost you more to get out of this position than it took you to get into it.

· "massage parlour" (xxxuploads.com)

Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives