Fleshbot: mardi gras

Naughti Gras 2008 Is Not Just About Boobs And Beads

Violet Blue — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:30:35 EDT

It's no secret that we're big Mardi Gras fans here at Fleshbot Central, and when we heard that just before St. Louis’ own Mardi Gras celebration earlier this year there was a hyooge erotic art show and event called Naughti Gras to kick off the festivities, we were bummed that we didn't get to see it. That is, until we found out that the good folks at Lo-Fi Saint Louis (finally!) went ahead and posted their footage from the festivities last week, which included full coverage of all the art and performances as well as interviews with artists and promoters alike. Then we were only slightly less bummed that we didn't get to see it for ourselves. So when is Mardi Gras 2009 again ... ?

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· Lo-Fi Saint Louis #229 Naughti Gras, an Erotic Art Show (lofistl.com)
· Naughti Gras 2008 (stlnaughtigras.moonfruit.com)

The Nipple Gauge: Getting Our Faces Slapped Has Never Been Easier!

Violet Blue — Mon, 12 May 2008 11:10:44 EDT

While the sales copy promises us that "Getting her top off has never been easier!" we think that stopping a pretty girl on the street and asking to see whether her nipples are "Needle Nips" or "Cigarette Butts" is probably only a good idea if you (a) like to get kicked in the nuts a lot, or (b) enjoy that special feeling of being arrested for harassment. Still it's hard not to giggle at The Nipple Gauge, a titty-tip sizer that can be yours for a mere $6.95 and has not ever been Seen On TV&trade. The site's got some amusing amateur GGW-style pics and videos of boob-measuring at—you guessed it—Mardi Gras, once again proving that drunken coeds and boob flashing are like fine wine and good company: two great tastes that go great together, and ones that are always rewarding on their own merits.

· The Nipple Gauge (nipplegauge.com)

Leave it to the delightfully debauched denizens...

Violet Blue — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:02:58 EST

Leave it to the delightfully debauched denizens of New Orleans to add a twist to the time-honored tradition of the "show us your tits!" bead exchange: just for Mardi Gras 2008 Bead Whore takes on the prudes and helps revelers make matters perfectly clear in the bead-trade department. Not that we'll be complaining when the tittie pics start hitting the internets (hopefully soon)... (nola.com)

Great Moments In Boob Flashing

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:51:41 EDT

What compels a seemingly sane and rational young woman with no history of exhibitionist tendencies to suddenly and repeatedly whip her tits out at the first sign of a camera? Scientists have been studying this question for decades and yet no one seems to be able to pinpoint a definitive cause. Is it the shiny beads? The alcohol? The power it holds over dumbstruck male onlookers? It may forever remain one those unsolved mysteries of the universe, like what's inside a black hole or why the phone always seems to ring when you're in the bathroom. Even this exhaustive collection of boob flashing videos does not reveal the answer, but at least it documents the phenomenon so future generations may continue to ponder.

· Flashing (Metacafe)
· The 10 Greatest Moments In Boob Flashing History (unibrow.uber.com)

Mardi Gras 2007: The Video

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:30:18 EST

We know Mardi Gras is like so last week, but if you failed to make it to New Orleans this year, we're here to help you recapture some of the magic. We just received this man-on-the-scene video—shot by intrepid young boobhound Nick McGlynn and edited by Gawker Media video savant Richard Blakeley—that recreates the pageantry and nudity of the Big Easy's greatest holiday. If you've never been trapped on Bourbon Street on Fat Tuesday, this clip is a pretty close approximation of the actual physical experience: crowded, somewhat confusing, and lots of angry shouts for boobies. If you can get someone to throw small beads at your head after you press play, it will be just like you were there!

· Mardi Gras Coverage 2007 (xxxuploads.com)

Previously: Happy Mardi Gras!

Happy Mardi Gras!

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 13:27:59 EST

Today is Mardi Gras, which depending on where you live could mean colorful parades, drunken revelry, or just another Tuesday staring at your computer as you try to kill time at work. To us it means boobies—thousands and thousands of boobies. The early returns are just starting to roll in from New Orleans, but Rio de Janeiro's Carnaval is also wrapping up after several weeks of wild festivities and there are plenty of crazy show girl photos to share with you already. While you enjoy these random flashes and feathery ladies, we'll keep throwing our beads at the internets to see what they uncover. Remember, tomorrow you have to go back to being all good and stuff, so do what you can to get it out of your system today. (And be sure to send us the evidence.)

· "Titties of Mardi Gras 2007" (photoset by Subtle Alchemy Photography @ Flickr)
· Carnaval 2007 Galleries: Here, here, here, and here (globo.com + uol.com.br + estadao.com.br - thanks Toni!)
· "Los sensuales carnavales de R o" (20minutos.es, via sexblo.gs)
· New Orleans trades reality for revelry (newsday.com)