Friday Night's Ridiculously Star Studded Penthouse Party Wrap Up

DCypher — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:15:00 EST

This past Friday night, Penthouse threw a release party at Los Angeles's Boulevard 3 in celebration of the upcoming movies "Liar’s Club" and "Scandalous," directed by Randy Spears and Kelly Holland. Presented by JR Petro Productions and Another Jaw Dropping Productions, the event was attend by pets like Fleshbot Crush Object and host (and my ex-fiance) Justine Joli, Daisy Marie, Kayden Kross, Renae, Tori Black, and the luscious Lux Cassidy (and, to protect all this hotness the exclusive event was monitored by a private army of security and sponsored by Penthouse Clear Energy Drink, Vision Limousine, & Cattier France Champagne).

Penthouse director Marcus London walked the red carpet with his beautiful wife Devon Lee. Mick Blue made the scene with Diana Doll. Eric “Swiss Balls” Swiss showed up with two uninhibited starlets and gave everyone a partial sex show. Justine brought an entourage composed of several hot models including punk rock pin-up lesbian Zoli Suicide. Mmmmm.

Other fabulous celebrity type porn people in attendance included Lisa Demarco, Brandi Wood, Sophie Scarf, Shy Love, Jenny Hendrix, Eric Everhard, Marco Bandaras, Magdalan St. Michaels, James Bartholet, Ashlyn Brookes, Christian XXX, Lexi Belle, Evan Stone, Pete Warren, Dan Miller, Chris King, Zander Kane, Tony Batman, Lexi Tyler, Cleatis Mack from Digital Underground, Lexi Love, Layna Lee, Nita Strauss, Alyssa Rose, Sarah Beth, Kat Scarlett, Alexis Gidden, Heather Scarlett, Kiera Kiss, and two crazy UCLA students who snuck in and then obnoxiously crashed the red carpet. We snapped them anyway thinking maybe we were being punked by Sasha Cohen for his upcoming Bruno movie.

The evening's festivities included exotic painted models serving cocktails, an exclusive live burlesque performance by Carmit of the Pussycat Dolls, plus the ridiculously sexy all girl group Killy Slowly playing something or other. Go-Go girls gyrated to the sexy hip-hop beats, and libations liberally flowed until the wee hours of the morning. Pets dry humped each other up and down the VIP while onlookers gawked. We drank so much with the Pets that we had to be driven home and spent two days recovering before writing this post. You see the lengths we go to just for you? You are all very, very welcome.

Kimberly Kane Hits "The Sweet Spot"

Jonnobot — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 18:48:14 EST

DCypher reports: Shot back in porn's last golden age (= about four months ago) when it was acceptable to use tons of hot naked chicks to get your point across instead of things like dialogue, "The Sweet Spot" has a story line thinner than your average porn star's thong underwear: a series of wispy, haiku-esque threads narrated by Kimberly Kane as a sex club owner. Proving that sometimes less does indeed mean more, that translates into more time for smoldering teases by Lux Cassidy, Justine Joli, and Carli Banks and a lot more hot sex.

Check out an exclusive preview gallery after the jump.

. . .

"The Sweet Spot" also stars Hillary Scott, Monica Sweetheart, Rita Faltoyano, Ashley Steel, Annette Schwarz, and Page Morgan. It hits the shelves on January 22.

· Metro Interactive (metrointeractive.com)

Fleshbot: lux cassidy

Friday Night's Ridiculously Star Studded Penthouse Party Wrap Up

Kimberly Kane Hits "The Sweet Spot"