Post volume one, we've learned to skip the subtext and just keep things surface model shallow when it comes to our European smut. Just as a cigar is sometimes just a cigar, most of the time a ripe and freshly fucked bunghole doesn't need a great deal of explanation. You're either totally enthralled or repulsed by seeing a hot ass chick get her back door popped open by a chiseled stud packing the donkey dong. It's more like art appreciation class than rocket science.

Flower Tucci pulls her rosebud so far open that we can practically see her lunch up in her pink tushy hole. Saucy Trina Michaels takes an all out anal assault, then proudly displays the results of her previously puckered pooper. Dirty Whitney Stevens gets split hard in her shitter. Gorgeous sex object Sophie Dee turns her anus into a telescope for your amusement, loving the heavy drilling up her backside before taking an epic load. Add to that a laundry list of all star ass(holes) including Audrey Bitoni, Chayse Evans, Luscious Lopez, Holly West, Mackenzee Pierce, and Jayden Jaymes... and once again we've got a winner.

"Tunnel Butts 2" releases next week, but you can witness the goodness right here and now. Get in where you fit in!

· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

And, of course, by "in action" we mean "on video tape, attached to a girl who's having sex." Is there anyone else out there who maybe shares our butt fetish? Cause if you are out there, we're happy to report that we've collected a lovely group of clips that should put a nice big smile on your face.

Luscious Lopez black cock anal pounding

Charlotte Stokely - Teens Gone Wild #2

Olivia O'Lovely hard deep anal pounding

Pinky has a fat ass

Brianna Love teen fuckwhole pounded

Lacey Duvalle takes on two cocks

Curvaceous Jayden James rocked hardcore

Super hot Renae Cruz banged hard!

Flower Tucci is a hardcore slut

Alexis Texas sprung a leak

*****

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

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Madison (wannawatch.com)

Charley Chase (gallery.itsabigblackthing.com)

Sophie and Jada Fire (wannawatch.com)

Cheryl Dynasty (nsgalleries.com)

Luscious Lopez (galleries.adultelite.com)

Jandi Lynn (wannawatch.com)

Angela Stone (wannawatch.com)

Cytherea (club-cytherea.com)

Lyla Lei (freemeatwhores.com)

Squirting Carly (squirtingcarly.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

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Renae Cruz

Alexis Love

Rachel Milan

Mikayla

Luscious Lopez

Daisy Marie

Estrella Flores

Laurie Vargas

Sativa Rose

Candice Cardinele

*****

Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

There are no better exemplars of why the butt is Important than Flower Tucci and Olivia O'Lovely. I mean: Jesus Christ.

Butts aside, because we are tireless and dedicated, we still managed to peek at the other side. See more butts and other parts after the gap.

Flower Tucci admonishes Olivia with a dildo. See what good that did...

Cousin Stevie and Nicki Hunter.

Stevie: "My wife gave me permission, you know."
Hunter: "I bet."

Alana Evans gets Sunny Lane's attention.

Alana Evans and some clown imitate art, some better than others.

Luscious Lopez, Olivia, and Flower say "Hello Fleshbot Readers."

Whatever is happening in this picture, the delightful Trina Michaels is open for anything.

· Cousin Stevie (cousinstevie.com)

Here we see Luscious Lopez through the framing device of Sydnee Capri, in a movie that errs—if "errs" is even applicable here—on the side of what doctoral students are fond of calling The Zaftig Ass. In turn, Lopez sees us. Mutually regarded, will the conclusions be the same? This is the sort of question one must ask of Art, and I'm not talking about that zebra thing hanging on the wall. - GP

· Red Light District (rlddistribution.com)
· Buy "Whatbooty" (gamelink.com)

Previously: Porn Of The Moment Archive

If you belonged to the American Dairyman's Council, naturally you'd think that "Milk My Ass" was some new form of extracting your bread and butter, as it were, from a lady. How horribly wrong you'd be. Instead, this title features the anal creampie, which more or less involves tricking God twice; first you go for the wrong hole, but then you also avoid the porn trope of letting go on your partner's glossy surfaces by pulling out just enough to ensure no ass babies are created.

Funny, Luscious Lopez doesn't look lactose intolerant.- GP

· Hustler (hustler.com)
· Buy "Milk My Ass" (gamelink.com)

Previously: Porn Of The Moment Archive

Despite our editorial staff cloning experiments and the fact that we have secret Fleshbot operatives stationed in hundreds of cities all over the world (we've just set up our latest bureau in Ouagadougou, as a matter of fact), it's hard to keep up with the bajillions of adult industry events taking place on any given weekend—which is really no excuse for not filing our own report from Adultcon 12 at the LA Convention Center two weekends ago. Fortunately, a few of our readers pointed us in the direction of coverage from the spring installment of this year's semiannual event. So even if we would've loved to have been the ones to be able to tell you ourselves all about Tera Patrick's secret lust for Al Gore, at least this revelation is still part of the historical record. We promise to be more on top of these things next September; after all, who knows how which presidental candidate Luscious Lopez wants to fuck will affect election returns when primary season rolls around?

· "TJI Special Report: Presidential Erection '08" (video @ thisjustin.com - thanks Dave)

See also:

· Adultcon12 (blogging.la; photo by Koganuts)
· Adultcon 12 (Flickr)
· Adultcon [Los Angeles, CA] Preview Coverage (purehotmodels.com)
· Adultcon (adultcon.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch: Adultcon Returns, The Adultcon Con, Exxxotica Miami 2007: You Are There! (Even If We Weren't), Porn Valley Dispatch: Tera Patrick To Host Everything, 2007 AVN Expo: Those Were The Days, Fleshbot's 2007 AVN Expo Coverage

We have found, in our exhaustive research, that it is fairly easy to fake being Asian, a teen, or a MILF in porn, but no one has yet been the Jonathan Pryce to the Latina porn market's "Miss Saigon". In addition to having one of the best examples of the Girl/Girl Nipple Brush^TM in recent memory, Hustler's "Young Latin Ass #3" goes the extra mile in its back cover copy to Hispanify its product. Check it out, buey:

"Jenaveve and Sativa are the white man's fuck dolls."
"Luscious Lopez's tight culo gets stuffed."
"Little Vanessa earns her citizenship." (if only)
"Latina sensation Eva Angelina sucks and fucks this cock dry."

and

"Melissa's pink taco gets filled with man meat."

This is the perfect complement to "Lady Scarface". - GP

· Hustler (hustler.com)
· Buy "Young Latin Ass #3" (cduniverse.com)

Previously: Porn Of The Moment Archive