Fleshbot: lolpr0n

We Haz Ur LOLpr0n Fucking Machines Contest Winnrz!!!1!

Violet Blue — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:00:45 EDT

O hai! Last week we asked you to send us your best LOLporn captions for a selection of photos from FuckingMachines.com ... and you splooged us with entries so hilarious that a half-chewed gummi boob actually shot out of an intern's nose while we were going through them. (We swear!) And because we received so many good ones, the LOL voices in our heads made us give away a grand total of five one month Fucking Machines memberships.

That's sledd's co-winning entry for Photo #1 above; see the rest after the jump.

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Teh Winnrz!!!1!

Photo #1 (Co-Winner):

- by Otiose

Photo #2:

- by QuinnM32

Photo #3:

-by Nobilis

Honorable Mention:

- by Xniphobe

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Winners: To claim your one month FuckingMachines.com membership leave us a message on our commenter profile page, which you'll find here; include your date of birth and a valid email address that we can use to set up your account. (Be sure to check the "Make this message private" box when you leave your info!) We'll send you your login info at the email address you provide.

Everyone else: Look for another Fleshbot LOLprOn contest, coming soon ... kthxbaai!!!1!

U Can Haz Free Robopr0n: Fucking Machines Contest Giveaway!

Violet Blue — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:30:19 EDT

A giant thrusting robocock might be no laughing matter for the hotties at Fucking Machines, but after all this time we still find plenty of LOL-worthy moments while we're toiling in the porn mines. So we're challenging you, dear reader, to come up with the funniest LOLpr0n (totes [TM]!!!1!!) captions to one of three images from FuckingMachines.com ... and three lucky winners will receive a free one month membership to the site. More details—plus an exclusive bonus gallery!—after the jump.

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Even though we've recently been told that every time someone says "I can haz" god kills a kitten, we still believe in our hearts (and squishy bits) that the full potential for applying LOLspeak to photos of girls having their pussies stuffed by robots until they squirt with orgasmic glee has yet to be tapped. So we're tapping it ... with your help!

All you have to do is make us laugh until we choke on our mouthfuls of gummi boobs ... and you'll win a free membership to the deliriously excellent Fucking Machines.com (which is now viewable in PicLens 3D format for added hotness).

Select one of the three large images below and tell us your LOLcaption in the comments for this post, (Don't forget to tell us which image you're captioning.) Even better, use one of them to create your own LOLporn pic and upload that as your comment. We'll announce the winners next week and will contact you via your Fleshbot comments account page to get you your prize. (First time commenter? Go here to register.)

For inspiration, see where it all began ... or where we made it end up.

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· Image #1:

· Image #2:

· Image #3:

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And for even more inspiration ...

· Fleshbot Exclusive: Fucking Machines Gallery (fleshbot.com)
· FuckingMachines (fuckingmachines.com)

Pussy plus pussies equals ... well, you...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 15:41:40 EDT

Pussy plus pussies equals ... well, you get the idea. We think the pictures speak for themselves, but we added the words anyway because we can't resist a good LOL. (dru.pl)

The Return Of Kitty LOL ... Er, Lea

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:45:31 EDT

We are aware that Kitty Lea is a human being and not an adorable ball of fur (although we wouldn't mind petting her sometime), but whenever she makes an appearance in our inbox we can't help but go through a little cute overload ourselves. Apparently, there's a battle raging in the UK between the "emos" and the "chavs," two groups of people that no one really wants to be around, and the only way to settle it is with a nude-off between Kitty and the sneakily-named Keeley Dean. (Not another Keeley! We're in trouble.) We can't say if this truly resolves the issue, but it does remind us why we liked Kitty so much in the first place and why she naturally scored a place in Nuts' collection of the sexiest photos of the year (so far.) We promise never to confuse her with an actual kitty ever again, but we would still give up red meat for a year just to listen to her purr.

· Kitty Lea & Keeley Dean In Front Magazine (boobieblog.com)
· Nuts Sexiest Naked Pics of 2007!!! (dailypoa.com)

Previously: The Hidden Dangers Of Kitty (Lea) Photos

You Can Has Lolpr0n!

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 24 May 2007 15:30:50 EDT

One of our favorite things to do after a long day of slogging in the porn mines is to spend some time at I Can Has Cheezburger? for a relaxing dose of lolcats; it's a nice way to unwind and remember that there are indeed different kinds of pussies out there to look at. Little did we realize, though, how quickly kitteh speak would take over our entire society: we now how have lolbees, lolStar Trek, lolgays, and even lolpresidents to giggle over as well. So it was really only a matter of time before we would be forced to get in on the act. (Don't pretend you didn't see this coming—after all, we live to take everything that is sweet and innocent in this world and corrupt it beyond all measure.) We now proudly present to you the debut of lolpr0n. Plz to be enjoying our filthiness, and feel free to warm the harbls! Kthxbi!!!!!1!!!!

· Lolpr0n! (Fleshbot Gallereh)
· I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? (icanhascheezburger.com)
· "You cannot resist lolcats" (explanation for no0bs @ slate.com)