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Lindsay Lohan Topless Photos, Now With More Toplessness

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 13:30:01 EST

Okay, to be accurate, these are actually the outtakes from Lindsay Lohan's recent shoot for Muse magazine...but with all the nipple they're showing, we're pretty surprised that they didn't keep them in the published set.

· Lindsay Lohan Outtakes

Naked Lindsay Lohan, Now A Motion Picture!

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:00:00 EST

We figured that since you liked that bit of Lindsay from before, you might enjoy watching the same girl in motion. It's essentially the same nudity from before, but angstier.

After all, Kate Moss and Johnny Depp were doing their thing in the '90s, a.k.a. the Decade of Angst. This is just another step towards embodying the perfect Platonic form of Kate Moss.

· Lindsay Lohan Topless Video from Muse Magazine (egotastic.com)

Lindsay Lohan Channels Kate Moss, Goes Topless

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:30:01 EST

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan is only comfortable posing topless when she's channeling another celebrity. We know that sounds weird...but bear with us here. First we had Lindsay as Marilyn Monroe; now she's channeling (topless) Kate Moss for Muse.

It goes without saying that anyone channeling Kate Moss should damn well better shoot a few topless shots...but still, we have to wonder: will we ever see Lindsay as topless Lindsay? Trust us, girl: you don't have to hide behind Marilyn and Kate...you're more than enough for us as it is.

· Lindsay Lohan Topless in Muse Magazine (egotastic.com)

Lindsay Lohan Savors The End Of Summer

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Say what you will about Lindsay Lohan—and there's a lot you could say, about all different aspects of her life—but the girl still looks damn good in a bikini.

What can we say? We have a weakness for girls with red hair and freckles all over. And, okay, maybe that Hustler movie did a little bit to re-spark our interest, too. We're kinda easy that way.

Lindsay Lohan (more @ egotastic.com)
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Lindsay Lohan (more @ egotastic.com)
Lindsay Lohan (more @ egotastic.com)

"Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories" Starts With Lindsay Lohan

DCypher — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

We're not sure whose idea it was to go after starlets by blessing them with their own sex parodies, but it's pretty goddamn brilliant if you ask us. This is going to be good.

Perennial parody machine Hustler seems like the perfect place to put out a series called "Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Storie"— and Lindsay Lohan's public image, the precocious spoiled child actress turned luscious bisexually adventurous wild child, makes her the perfect target to launch this hilarious series. Sorry Paris, but lovely little Lilo was the first in your crew to publicly go gay. Don't worry, though—we're certain that your very own volume (and seven sparkling sequels) can't be far behind.

Scarlett Fay, Nicole Ray, Sadie Swede, Dylan Ryan, Rocco Reed, and Eden Adams help flesh out the hilarity of well known popular news gossip items from the last few years along with unsubstantiated rumors. Everything from the Marilyn Monroe photo shoot to her fleeting friendship with Paris to her whirlwind lesbian romance with DJ Samantha Ronson gets covered here—in full detail and then some. The Hedgehog himself, Ron Jeremy, even makes a special surprise celebrity groping appearance.

It's been a while since we've seen Jimmy D, the director behind the series, in action, but we're glad to know he's still in the mix. Not only is he a capable (albeit low key) director, he's also one of the best cameramen working in the industry. (And—fun fact!—he was also one of the first people to ever blog about the adult entertainment industry from inside the business.) We wish him a productive and happy run with this series.

"Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan" comes out soon. Sit back, check the gallery, and watch the lawsuits fly!

Hustler Takes On Lindsay Lohan In An "Untrue Hollywood Story"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:30:01 EDT

With Lindsay Lohan quickly becoming a parody of herself, it seems only natural that she would end up the subject of a parody porn. Enter "Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan."

Starring the very LiLo-esque Scarlett Fay, the feature follows Lindsay through all her ups and downs: the Marilyn Monroe photo shoot, the relationship (and break up) with Sam Ronson, her stint as Paris Hilton's BFF... and lots of sex, drugs, and more sex (this is a porno, after all).

· Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan (hustlerworld.com)

A Side(boob)long Glance At Lindsay Lohan

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Earlier this week, the media was awash with rumors that Lindsay Lohan would soon be dancing topless in a Las Vegas revue. Alas, the rumors were untrue—but at least we'll always have Lindsay's impressive sideboob.

(And, we might add, these other topless pictures of her, too.)

· Lindsay Lohan – Beautiful Side-Boobage In Hollywood (cameltap.com)

Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Vacation On The Island Of Lesbos

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:45:48 EDT

If one hot celebrity in a bikini is nice, two is even better. And two hot, bikini-clad celebrities who just so happen to be lovers? Call us a doctor, we're feeling a little dizzy! Someone let us know when Lindsay and Samantha "accidentally" "leak" that inevitable sex tape, okay? That would actually be one worth watching.

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Project Nipplewatch: Top Ten Celebrity Nip Slips (For Now, Anyway)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:15:26 EDT

Although we've been covering celebrity uncoverings for years now, we're still not really quite sure why it is that famous women have such a hard time keeping their nipples under wraps. But then again, who are we to ignore the desperate cry of areolas yearning to be free? Over the years, we've spotted more than a handful of accidentally uncovered nipples—or "nip slips," as the kids are calling them these days. After the jump, relive some of our favorite nipplewatch moments. And if they're not doing it for you? Not to worry; we're sure there will be a lot more where these came from before too long. It's sort of a tradition, you know.

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In case you haven't already gone to the...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 15:33:06 EDT

In case you haven't already gone to the library and done this yourself, here's a shot-by-shot comparison of the Lindsay Lohan/Marilyn Monroe photoshoots. If you happen to find a video of a Marilyn lookalike giving a blowjob, let us know. (ifitshipitshere.blogspot.com)

Internet sleuths have tracked down the video...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:44:46 EDT

Internet sleuths have tracked down the video where that alleged Lindsay Lohan blowjob picture comes from and it's just as we suspected: about four seconds of grainy low-resolution footage of someone you can't identify giving some dude a blowjob. Also, if you listen closely to the garbled audio we believe you can hear a voice saying "Britney Spears is poor." Developing! MORE >>

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· Video (xtube.com, via theblemish.com)

If we've really sunk so low as to pimp for...

Jonnobot — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:53:03 EDT

If we've really sunk so low as to ~~pimp for page views~~ get excited about the existence of a Lindsay Lohan sex tape based on one crappy, unintelligible screen grab, there's really not much hope for any of us. Of course, if it turns out the tape actually exists after all, there's even less hope for us too. (egotastic.com)

So how much money does New York magazine...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:30:15 EST

So how much money does New York magazine stand to make by convincing Lindsay Lohan to take her bra off? How much do we stand to make by constantly bringing it up again? On second thought, forget we said anything. (forbes.com - thanks Sanj)

In case you haven't checked in on this post...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:30:59 EST

In case you haven't checked in on this post in the last three or four hours, New York magazine has "found" some more Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe pictures and appended them to their previous slideshow. How convenient! (nymag.com)

Lindsay Lohan Channels Marilyn Monroe (In The Nude!)

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 10:15:15 EST

It's true that we've seen various sideboob, underboob, bikini and even full-on vagina-flashing action from hot again, not again superstarlet Lindsay Lohan, but her eager admirers have long been clamoring for her to take part in a truly legitimate naked photo shoot. Well, their zen-like patience has finally been rewarded — and judging by the "wow" factor these photos are sure to elicit, it was worth the wait. Apparently, all that was needed was to mention the name of her idol, Marilyn Monroe, and suggest that maybe she recreate the blonde bombshell's iconic final photo shoot and Miss Lindsay willingly obliged with the clothes flinging. Here's hoping the desire to follow in Marilyn's footsteps ends with the photos and not her sad fate—but if Lindsay wants to keep going down the nude modeling path, we think she's got a bright future there. (More goodies after the jump.)

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· Lindsay Lohan Recreates Last Nude Photo Shoot of Marilyn Monroe (nymag.com)
· See also: Marilyn Monroe: The Last Sitting by Bert Stern (glamournet.com)

We Know How Lindsay Lohan Has Sex

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:21:13 EDT

Despite the promise of a Lindsay Lohan sex scene and the ripped from the headlines twist of her playing a stripper, the summer blockbuster "I Know Who Killed Me" had a surprisingly lackluster performance at the box office. Ok, it stunk ... bad. In fact, there's at least one woman who would rather clean her kitchen sink than watch this cinematic disaster ... and she's in the movie! Given her recent, ahem ... troubles, the thought of watching Lindsay have sex may make you want to you scrub something furiously too (like your eyeballs), but as part of our "Save U $10" public service program here it is anyway. Since her real-life one-day prison sentence is unlikely to produce any "caged heat"-style lesbian eroticism, this maybe all the hot Lohan action you're going to get for awhile. Savor every moment.

· "Lindsay Lohan I Know Who Killed Me Sex Scene" (metacafe.com, via egotastic.com)

Previously: Morning Wood: Lindsay Lohan's Art Imitates Life

Movies We Know Will Suck Dept.: "Lindsay HoHand"

Gram Ponante — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 21:23:35 EDT

While we admire - we guess - the ripped from the headlines go-getterness involved, a "XXX Sex Z porno" capitalizing on "Lindsay Lohan's recent troubles" and helmed by "Britney Rears" and "J Ho" genius Will Ryder just makes us long for the artistic integrity of a "Dirtpipe Milkshakes".

· "Paulina James to Play Lindsey Lohan in Sex Z Pictures Spoof" (avn.com)
· Sex Z Pictures (sexzpictures.com)

Lindsay Lohan is looking, um ... healthy...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:20:10 EDT

Lindsay Lohan is looking, um ... healthy in this red bikini. Fortunately, she was "conveniently" relaxing right where the paparazzi could get a look at her. (We guess these were taken before she went to jail.) (egotastic.com + Gawker)

Yes, we are aware of the whole Lindsay Lohan...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:59:50 EDT

Yes, we are aware of the whole Lindsay Lohan nude photo blackmail imbroglio ... but until we see the actual photos, we're not that interested. Even then we might need some convincing. (nypost.com)

Here are some new photos of Lindsay Lohan...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 10:24:34 EDT

Here are some new photos of Lindsay Lohan enjoying a night on the town ... or playing a stripper in her new movie. We're not sure which. (Yes, we're going to keep making that joke. What, do you want your money back?) (celebpixx.blogspot.com)