Fleshbot: lethal hardcore

Today in Miscegenation: Meat Or Cake?

pweasels — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 12:30:00 EST

Somebody at Lethal Hardcore needs to do some mind-making-up about just exactly who is fucking what. For one thing, what are we talking about—Chocolate or Beef? We’re not saying the two don’t go together—one delicious accident at a wedding buffet convinced us of that—but most people aren’t going to jump at a nice spicy roast covered in liquefied 70% Askinosie Arriba Nacional, even if they should (that’s like a two hundred dollar steak and dessert at the same time).

More important than the mixing of sweet and savory, though, what’s up with “Big Black Beef Stretching Little Pink Meat”? If the pink stuff isn’t beef, what kind of meat is it? That’s not just interracial, it’s interspecies. What’s going on here, and is it legal?

· Lethal Hardcore (lethalhardcore.com)
· Buy "Big Black Beef Stretching Little Pink Meat #6" (gamelink.com)

Wildlife Porn Of The Moment: "Cougars In Heat"

Fleshbot — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:06:07 EDT

It is a measure of the continuing pornification of the English language that a mere half decade or so ago no one would've mistaken the title "Cougars In Heat" for anything other than a slightly risqué documentary on the Discovery Channel and this new release from Lethal Hardcore's Stoney Curtis would've been called something much less evocative, like "Who's Your Momma?" or "Vintage Vaginas". Cover copy like "Aged To Perfection: Sluts Who Need Cock All Night!", however, will never go out of style.

· "Cougars In Heat" (stoneycurtisxxx.com)
· See also: Victoria Valentino (official site @ xxxvictoriavalentino.com)

Previously: Catcall Porn of the Moment: "Your Mom's A Slut ...", Poetic Porn of the Moment: "MILF Filth", Inevitable Porn of the Moment: "Cuckold MILFs", Flesh Flicks: Return Of The MILF Hunter, Her First MILF: Because Girls Like 'Em Too

Introducing Mia Freak (And Her Asshole)

Gram Ponante — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 21:30:08 EDT

Since there are hundreds of brand new porn starlets passing through ~~Fleshbot's Porn Valley Compound~~ the Greyhound station every day, one means of attracting attention is choosing a name that makes someone go "Hey Now!" We haven't been as excited about a nom de porn since Strokahontas (who, alas, we haven't heard from again).

Mia Freak is the whole package: a giggle-punctuating, hair twirling, ass self-slapping machine who is aware of her appeal in a youth-obsessed business. "You like my 19-year-old asshole?" she asks in Lethal Hardcore's "Teenage Pink P.O.V." . Then, not waiting for an answer, she says, "Fuck my young asshole."

I demand Fleshbot readers go outside right now, stop someone on the street, and say," Fuck my old asshole," just to keep things equitable. - GP

· Mia Freak (profile and gallery @ adultfaces.com)
· Stoney Curtis/Lethal Hardcore (stoneycurtisxxx.com)
· Buy "Teenage Pink P.O.V." (gamelink.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Porn of the Moment: "Super Size My Snatch 3"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 15:40:28 EST

This title is a mystery, but all the clues are there to solve it.

We are with you in the assumption that Lea Jaye's, er, snatch, had been so supersized by the time this photo was taken that that was the reason she is showing each of her girlyparts^TM except the one mentioned in the title.

Furthermore, the tableau director Stoney Curtis creates with Jaye's unorthodox positioning indicates that there is someone downstage right of Jaye, perhaps the very person responsible for her supersizing. Questions of blame aside, what we really wonder is if what Jaye is bracing herself on is a chair or a table. - GP

· Lethal Hardcore (lethalhardcore.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive