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You Know, "I Love Sara Stone," Too

Gram Ponante — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:30:01 EDT

I realize that I bandy about the word "delightful" like some people use "love" and "hate" (and "h8t"), but delightful is what Porn's amalgamated compilation concerns had in mind when it released "I Love Sara Stone."

The busty 26-year-old is not a huge star. She is not a particularly dirty talker. She is neither a girl next door nor a machine-crafted, tattooed and wizened piece of sex jerky. She doesn't seem to be a partier or someone too concerned that you think her smart, but she's not dumb. She knows she's sexy but won't hold it against you.

All the above seems apparent in the way porn is a blank slate for viewers to, er, projeculate on.

"I Love Sara Stone" is a compilation of 10 scenes that have only the zaftig charms of Stone in common, several that feature her trademark two-fisted, two-breasted cockgrasp. Of particular interest are her scenes with Lee Stone and Mr. Pete.

Lee Stone (no relation) is a guy who looks like Thing from "The Fantastic Four." He retired (mostly) to Florida this year. Due to his hugeness, Mr. Stone was often paired with tiny women that he would spin around to do a signature standing 69 upon.

But not with Sara Stone. It is like Lee is grateful to not have to do this party trick with Sara, who is superabsorbent.

And then there's Mr. Pete who, with Steve Holmes, is among Porn's Most Grateful dudes. Mr. Pete cannot get enough of Sara Stone.

Will Steven Soderbergh cast Stone in his next off-movie? No. Will Stone show up on the cover of Playboy? No. But she lights up the room, and that's why I love the delightful Sara Stone.

"Hardcore Circus" Isn't Clowning Around

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Though the circus is generally seen as family fun, innocent and appropriate for all ages, Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" is anything but. (Which probably explains why we like it so much.)

As the feature begins, we're introduced to Erica McLean, a hardworking, beleaguered pornographer who can't catch a break. Protesters harass her outside her office, proselytizing neighbors interrupt her masturbation time, and just as she's finally getting a chance to relax, she slips on some dog poop...and is magically whisked away to the "Hardcore Circus," "Wizard of Oz"-style.

Once inside the big top, the plot melts away (with all the hot sex going on, there wasn't any room for it). Short clips of sepia-toned circus action are interspersed with super hot freakshow sex (which we mean in the best possible way). Though all the performers put on a good show, we were especially won over by Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer's lion taming act and Kimberly Kane and Evan Stone's, um, sex scene (we weren't totally sure what circus feat they were performing).

In what's easily the most intense scene in the film, Audrey and Otto pull out all the stops. Not only is the lion tamer/lioness act wellplayed, but we have to give extra points to Audrey for taking a whip handle in her pussy, a cock in her ass, and a riding crop slapping against her skin. (I want to go to there. No, seriously: I want to go to there.) Oh, and of course, double bonus points for Audrey then doing double anal with a cock and a whip handle. (I don't think I want to go to there, but I really, really like watching it.)

Kimberly and Evan likewise impress, with plenty of dirty talk, rough sex, and some wonderfully delicious anal sex. We always love Kimberly's intensity, and it only ramps up when she's engaged in anal action. (And if "Content" really is her best anal scene ever, we have a lot to look forward to.)

Rounding out the feature are Madison Scott and Lee Stone, Aiden Starr and Rob Rotten, Lavish Styles and Tommy Gunn, Kendra Banx and Starri Knight (the feature's sole lesbian couple, who also are the only ones to fuck out doors), Ron Jeremy and Lilly Lovely, and a very, very brief scene of Blue Iris and Tere Joyce having their way with a few men—including a dwarf.

Alas, even the hardcore circus can't stay in town for forever, and Erica McLean's eventually returned to reality, where she wakes up in bed surrounded by quite a few cast members ("...and you were there, and you were there, and you were there"). Luckily, we have the ability to return to the hardcore circus anytime we want—all we have to do is press play. We have a feeling we'll be making regular visits this summer.

· Buy "Hardcore Circus"

*****

Previously: Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" Is A True Masterpiece

Hustler Gives Us A Peek At Their "Hardcore Circus"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:30:01 EDT

As children, we always loved going to the circus. But somehow, we don't think that Hustler's "Hardcore Circus" is quite like the three ring that we remember. (Actually, we're pretty sure it's way better.)

Directed by Erica McLean (of "Barely Legal" fame), and starring Audrey Hollander, Kimberly Kane, Lavish Styles, Madison Scott, Kendra Banx, Starri Night, Aiden Starr, Otto Bauer, Evan Stone (pre-haircut), Tommy Gunn, Lee Stone, Rob Rotten, Blue Iris, and Ron Jeremy (as the ringmaster, of course)... well, it sure beats a trip to Barnum & Bailey's. Hell, even Cirque du Soleil is starting to pale in comparison to this take on the big top. We just hope there's only one ring—we'd hate to miss out on any of the action!

· Hardcore Circus is coming! (hustlerworld.com)

We Are "In Love with Marie Luv" AND SO ARE YOU

Gram Ponante — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 17:00:00 EDT

There is no greater feeling of accomplishment and validation than when we spit on Marie Luv's tits, as Lee Stone did in this movie, and she calls us a "dirty bastard."

Of course we did not spit on the tits of the Sweetheart of Torrance, but we have a feeling that in certain circumstances she would have been amenable to it.

We see Luv amiably take on everyone from Lee Stone to Brian Pumper to Jada Fire (with a strap-on - and who straps Jada Fire?) in this compilation DVD.

The DVD provides no narrative whatsoever but does, in its seven rapid-fire scenes, prove that Luv is capable of anything, from the nastiest trash-talking to the most vaseline-lensed glamour porn possible.

To paraphrase Prince, "I've never seen (such a) skinny girl look so thick." Luv is welcome in any gathering.

· Metro Content (metrocontent.com)
· Buy "In Love with Marie Luv" (gamelink.com)

High Drama In "Not Rated Pro Wrestling"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:45:34 EDT

When you took your SATs last year, doubtless you encountered the analogy "Love is to porn as sports is to X." And if for X you chose "professional wrestling" you will be delighted with today's feature film spotlight, which combines porn and wrestling in the same way couchbound people yearned for Alien and Predator to get it on.

. . .

The latest of porn's attempts to marry the pageantry of wrestling to the domain of fake internal popshots, "Not Rated Pro Wrestling," like its predecessors bankrolled by Extreme Associates and Sin City in the late '90s and early oughts, has realized that the flimsy high concept storytelling of porn has been used in wrestling for generations.

But unlike its forebears, "Not Rated Pro Wrestling" throws a little more sex the audience's way, performed by the likes of Kendra Secrets and Chyanne Jewel, who would be R. Crumb's powerful-legged heroines if he ever switched jobs with Vince McMahon.

How it works is this: actual wrestlers with their standard backstories (stole my belt, slept with my girlfriend, etc.) intersperse "legitimate" matches in a sparsely populated hall with wrestling grudge-related sex scenes between the aforementioned pornstresses and people like Evan Stone and Lee Stone. So, for example, Craig Valentine gets back at wrestling rival Evan Stone by showing a video of himself fucking Kendra Secrets.

"Beat that pussy up," Secrets says.

"Make sure when you kiss her on the lips," Valentine says to Stone, "you say hello to my kids, because they're hanging off her chin."

You get the idea.

This series has promise, but it was inevitable that it did not live up to its hype. I get a couple of press releases every week for this, and to watch the poorly rehearsed and scripted video, where viewers can hear each audience member clapping (there seem to be about ten), seems like kids' exercises in putting on "skits" for the new video camera, circa 1986.

Free of any real direction, the hammiest performers do well. Enter Evan Stone and Ron Jeremy. Stone knows this is a laugh, and we hope he got his day rate. He shows up in armor, for example.

Making the moves on "Vampire Warrior"'s girlfriend, Chyanne, Stone reveals that "on the road, wrestlers talk."

Jeremy, as a color commentator opposite a wrestler named Angelo "A Train," works his ass off like a Poconos comedian in a tough room.

The room itself appears to be a massive Florida strip club, rented for a couple of days.

Staying true to the pro-wrestling format of betrayal and vendetta, "Not Rated Pro Wrestling" to its credit fills the disc with several sex scenes and plenty of wrestling, as well as interstitial exposition of why everyone is so mad at each other. Some people are cheap, others introduced their former friends' daughters to porn, etc. Like watching wrestling without sex, it gets confusing to follow the storlyline sometimes.

While Mary Carey and Tyler Faith are in the movie, they do not show up in sex scenes. Those go to Secrets, Keeanie Lei, and Jessica Haze.

As a porn flick, "Not Rated Pro Wrestling" could have stood some improvement, but I say with all honesty that if you like professional wrestling, you will like this movie.

- Review by Gram Ponante

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Not Rated Pro Wrestling
Studio: New Porn Order
Director: Craig Valentine
Cast: Matt Bateman, Snakemaster Abudadene, Blackheart, Pablo Marquez, Loaded Cash, Kendra Secrets, Kis Romeo, Billy Blade, Annie Social, Buff Bagwell, Misty, Lee Stone, Keeanie Lei, Mary Carey, Doc Rivers, Mr. Montana, Tyler Faith, Jessica Haze, Vampire Warrior, Too Cold Scorpio, Evan Stone, Craig Valentine, Chyanne Jewel, Dick Fitzwell, "Knockout" Nikki, All the Money, Ron Jeremy, A Train

· New Porn Order (newpornorder.com)
· Buy "Not Rated Pro Wrestling" (gamelink.com)

This Week In Cunniringus: "Not Rated Pro Wrestling"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:35:18 EDT

"It's the beginning of a new dawn in entertainment," rumbles the press release for "Not Rated Professional Wrestling," a DVD in which porn stars and people who want to look like them alternate between fighting and fucking, from ring to rented room, from 69 to suplex, for your viewing pleasure. Participating porners include Tyler Faith, Evan and Lee Stone (no relation) and Mary Carey, who seems destined for this. You must give credit to the NRPW for forging a link between wrestling and straight porn, and for finding the perfect two disciplines where saying something like "It's the beginning of a new dawn in entertainment!" won't get you laughed out of the room.

The NRPW also stages live events —with all the sweat but none of the penetration—for the public.

· New Porn Order (newpornorder.com)

Brianna Love In "Badazz": A Dirtpipe Romance

DCypher — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 13:32:46 EDT

Despite the amazing title of director Jim Power's new "Badazz", it's not a throwback to the blaxploitation titles of yore. But even though it would've been great to see a few stacked platform shoes and mile-high Afros coming out of Mayhem's wardrobe department, we can't complain too much: Brianna Love's ass would have distracted us from such frippery anyway.

Joining the callipygean Ms. Love in this anal free-for-all are Katja Kassin, Phoenix Marie, Rachel, and Heidi Mayne—all of whom turn in grade-A (for Ass) performances, especially while working opposite such formidable partners as Lee "Oh my God are you really going to stick that thing up my ass?" Stone. Each finds romance in the one place they never dreamed they would ... but then, isn't that true for all of us?

Sin City (sincity.com)