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Bush, Glorious Bush!

DCypher — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:00:00 EDT

The girls in LFP's soon-to-be released "Barely Legal Bush" are so young, so fresh, so ripe, that no one's explained to them the current standards of pubic coiffure. Dive on in and get a mouthful of that blessed beaver.

Porn spoof god Will Ryder helms this tangled tale starring hirsute beauties Laurie Vargas, Britney Ray, Honey Dejour, Carmella Santiago, and Destiny Day. While none of his porn superpowers are brought to bear upon this particular work (particularly the impressive ability to spoof almost anything), it is still quite obvious that the hand of a genius is at play. The girls work themselves up into a frothy lather with wild abandon at his slightest stylish suggestion. The attention to lustrous detail in every shot is evidence of his prime conditioning as a true artist. Then, as the foaming goodness reaches a sweet fever pitch he washes it all off, rinsing away the foaming lust with it's pure sparkling shine and leaving no more tears.

As a matter of fact, we're pretty sure he might have once worked at Johnson & Johnson.

The only thing missing is Ryder himself descending like Rapunzel, "deus ex machina," in the final scene to show the last lad how to properly peel back 70's style beaver bush to eat it without getting a mouth full of short and curlies.

"Barely Legal Bush" comes out next week from LFP but you can witness the power of the beaver right now in our exclusive gallery.

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"Mexicunts 7" Is Unapologetic, Exploitative, Raw, & Hot

DCypher — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Some companies might shy away from racial baiting that blends equally parts misogyny, crassly oversimplified stereotypes, and the rawness of exploitation—a surprisingly degrading raw slush that reduces those it labels into ridiculous caricatures capable of evoking a quick, and in this case, illicitly specific response.

By its very nature, porn flirts with all three at the best of times, and savagely boasts them at its worst. Some companies circumvent unwanted attention over their racial releases by downplaying their intentions and eschewing the theatrical fireworks of hype, a typical response tantamount to taking the moral high ground in porn.

Mayhem, a gonzo imprint of Sin City founded with the purpose of presenting harder, more shocking fare, unmistakably demonstrates that they are not one of those companies with the release of their seventh unapologetic volume of "Mexicunts," centering around poor young illegal Mexican alien maids willing to trade sex for either a quick buck or to prevent from being exposed and deported.

Director Sammy Slater guides young Emmy Reyes, Laurie Vargas, Natalie Rosa, Beverly, and Holly West through the dark but familiar territory of selling sex like an avuncular but economically motivated coyote leading wide eyed hopefuls across the border into Naco. The girls turn in strong performances, earning both their freedom and a wage that is still far higher than most of their relatives back home could dream of making for a single day's work. Still, it's clear that, despite their youthful appearance, these sexy Latin ladies traded in their amateur status long ago—and none seem the worse for wear after taking solid fucking. Actually, most of them seem pretty happy to be cumming their brains out.

This last fact by itself ensures this cycle will continue—which should make anyone with an insatiable urge for sexy Mexican maids very happy indeed.

And there is something to be said about the honesty behind Mayhem's product, the lack of attempt to sugar coat their intentions or water them down. There is no mistaking what you are buying when you purchase this movie. In the end, have they really done anything more exploitative by being direct than, say, Taco Bell, who stills denies the chihuahua and the "run for the border" ads are intentionally offensive?

We'll let you look at the evidence and decide.

"Mexicunts 7 – Maid Service" comes out this week. For more info check out their website.

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Para Ti: Our Favorite Ladies Of Latin America

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:45:09 EDT

There's so much we could say about these lovely Latinas — and none of it has anything to do with their being hot tamales from south of the border! (We would never be that cheap.) Some of it has to do with our love of dark hair and those fabled Latina asses ... and some of it is simply because Fleshbot reader Stewie Griffin requested today's roundup of luscious Latinas. After the jump, find out why everything's hotter down south.

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

"Exploring The 'O'" With Jamye Waxman

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:04:49 EDT

In the third and final installment of her "Personal Touch" series, sexplorer and Fleshbot crush object Jamye Waxman moves into exciting territory, taking on the oft discussed but rarely mastered female orgasm. With tutorials on the many types of female orgasm, female ejaculation, and anal sex for women, Jamye covers all the bases ... and, as usual, does so with smarts, style, and just enough cheeky humor to keep things interesting.

We've been fans of the "Personal Touch" series since Jamye showed us how to toy with pleasure, and we're pleased to say that "Exploring the 'O'" is easily the best installment so far: the sex is hotter, the performers have great chemistry, and it has an amazing female ejaculation scene. But we'll get to that in a second ...

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There's a lot to love about "Exploring the 'O'." From the first scene, where real life couple Daisy Layne and Dick Chibbles demonstrate the finer points of g spot orgasm, to the last, where Alex Gonz and Laurie Vargas show that female pleasure doesn't end with the pussy, the scenes manage to be sexy and fun and still demonstrate quite a few tricks that made us want to take notes. (Stimulating the clitoris with a tongue while a vibrator stimulates the g-spot? Fascinating!)

Nevertheless, it's the section on female ejaculation that really steals the show. Jamye kicks things off with a brief tutorial on Kegel exercises, helpfully aided by a live action demo from Lyla Lei. We've read countless descriptions of Kegels, so we feel we can say this with authority: they make a lot more sense when you're watching someone do them. Especially someone as cute as Lyla Lei.

Once Lyla's demonstrated the ins and outs of Kegels, Cytherea joins her for a demonstration of female ejaculation. Sitting side by side, they masturbate to orgasm (thankfully sparing us the lesbo-for-pay awkwardness seen in so many girl-on-girl scenes) — and when they come, they come hard. And repeatedly. And hard. We practically had to wipe down our monitor (and our chair) after watching so much lady jizz.

"Exploring the 'O'" is a fine addition to anyone's collection of adult entertainment, and a must watch for anyone interesting in having, causing, or witnessing female orgasms. We're happy to see such a great piece come out of the "Personal Touch" line — and we can't wait to see what other films Jamye has in store for us. (Especially if they involve squirting. Isn't it funny how it just made us more thirsty to see more?)

· Order: "Exploring The 'O'" (Adult DVD Empire)
· "Exploring the 'O'" (adamandeve.com)
· Jamye Waxman (jamyewaxman.com)

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Previously: Jamye Waxman Seeks (And Finds!) "Monogamy Without Monotony", Toying With Jamye Waxman