Laura, who was born in Litomerice in the Czech Republic, is also known as Lenka Lyons, Yvette Boutillon, Lenka Prasilova, Laura Hon, Lauren Lion, Laura Finn, Laura Lyon, Laura Linn, Lenka Pr., Laura, Lena, Lenka and…(wait for it)…Black Queen. I love it when one of the names is so radically different from the rest as to make you wonder what was going on in that one movie.

It seems to be a particular trait of girls from Hungary and the Czech Republic that they have more aliases than Frank Abagnale Jr.; I wonder if it's something in the water, or if they have just had so many orgasmov – a little priderzhivala plunger is a dangerous thing – that she can't think straight any more.

Well, anyway, happy birthday, Laura, and also to Lenka, Yvette, Lauren, Lena and Your Royal Highness.

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What to make of “Razvevshi her lips had sex plunger handle, relying on him to lobkom…It priderzhivala plunger with one hand, another obhvativshi Laura ago, chaotically put fingers in her anus”? Laura – we want to make “the entire bed wet from sweat maiden ‘juice’,” but we just aren’t sure how. Believe us, we ache to give you “several orgazmov” with our “huge foreign body,” but we don’t know what you’re saying. Is it that you are “immersed in violent impulse of passion” and can’t think straight?

We know just how you feel. We have had several orgasmov today already, and we have not even gotten to chaotically put fingers in your anus.

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