Did we mention that we really like the way they think? Yeah. Totes magotes. They've packed luscious teen dreams Kacey Jordan, Aurora Chase, Kortni Kiss, Sabrina Starr, and Tia Thomas into their latest, along with some very spicy couples like Ethan and Lexi and Marcus and Devon. These teens get, how you say, worked up to a frothy lather of orgasmic goodness?

Still, we advocate that you use caution when trying their approach; or in the case of Ethan and Lexi, when choosing the right little legal teen sweetheart to furiously lap at your pierced scrotum. We can't even begin to imagine the kind of trauma ward adventures that might ensue if the horny girl has her tongue pierced!

All in all, it's a zesty way to spend an afternoon: spitting game at cuties, pushing the envelope, and reaping the tight and tiny rewards of being able to pry open the bubble gum pink coochies of some very hot harlots in training. They've got to learn it all somewhere, right?

"Couples Seducing Teens Volume 11" releases this week from Pink Visual. Check out our gallery to see if it's your thing.

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After all this time, it would be reasonable to expect that the movie would not follow through on the premise suggested by its title and cover, but Fontana demands the recruits show him IDs ("Don't give me your real names! Give me the names your agents gave you!") and when they drop to give him 20, it is with a dildo.

The movie ended up being a mini-"Gilligan's Island XXX" prequel, as Fontana, Hanah, and Dick Nasty each appear. Earlier, a performer named Miss Kitty was hounded off the set for refusing to service the 53-year-old Nasty. Hanah, the professional, showed the almost-half-her-age recruits how it was done. "Always make sure your hand is wet," she said.

The girls are led through blowjob drills, taught how to pose for still cameras, given pointers on "facial preparation," and told that "there are men and women dying for that flag in order for you to work in pornos." (The latter seems like a generational thing - when performers who remember when porn was illegal are paired with performers who don't, the result can be awkward.)

The movie sticks to its premise all the way through, and as such is often at odds with standard porn formula. This isn't a bad thing, though; it just throws off the pacing if you are, for instance, a chronic masturbator.

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While the disc is worth peeping for that footage of the Casper-skinned Stoya getting “romanced” in every available orifice alone, it's filled with the customary zest (we did call it "zesty", right?) that's become a hallmark of the entire "My First Porn" series. So even if some of the starlets aren't technically making their porn debuts here, at least they're fucking like it's their first time in front of the camera ... and isn't that the whole point anyway?

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· "My First Porn 10" (DVD info + trailer @ digitalplayground.com)
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