Above, a clip from "Bakjwi" (aka "Thirst"), a South Korean tale of a man of faith who's tragically turned into a vampire...and consequently learns to enjoy the pleasures of the flesh. It may be a horror story about loss of faith; but on our end, it's actually renewed our faith. Our faith in movie nudity.

· "Thirst" (imdb.com)
· Ok-vin Kim in "Thirst" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

· Brit babe Emily Scott looks good even in Dutch German. We think that's required by the European Union. (dailyniner.com)

· Larry Flynt's offer of $1 million for any evidence of "illicit sexual or intimate relations with a Congressperson, Senator or other prominent officeholder" has already received about 200 responses ... and that's just from the Clinton family. (xbiz.com)

· R&B "star" Ray J "directed" the worst celebrity sex tape of all time and now he's ready to unleash the magic once again! How hard can it be to top the original? (entertainmentwise.com)

· We don't care how stupid it looks, we would totally buy one of these cars. The girl comes with it, right? (Gizmodo)

· Korean pop star Lee Hyo Lee wants to take over the whole Pacific Rim using some sort of sexiness "weapon." Surrender now and you'll be spared. (asia1.com.sg)

· Officials say Wisconsin's nude beaches attract crime, drugs, and lewd behavior, but beachgoers say it's the same as any other beach. Except, you know, with more boobs. (channel3000.com)

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· This is what Christina Aguilera looks like when she's dressing casual. You should see her when she actually tries to get attention. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Sex workers in Vancouver want to form a business co-operative. We think that means you get a discount on threesomes. (canada.com)

· Doctors turn to sex shops to find anatomically correct models of the most "delicate" parts of the human body, because no one cries when you accidentally break a King Dong. (ibnlive.com)

· London police are worried about an increase in sex traffic during the Olympics ... which doesn't start for another five years. Is this considered premature investigation? (nzherald.co.nz)

· South Korea declares war on foreign porn sites. We hope we don't get stranded in the DMZ. (hankooki.com)

· What can the gambling industry learn from porn? They're already better at screwing people. (gambling911.com)

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· Probably the best thing about the Girls Aloud calendar is that you can stare at the members of this girl group without having to listen to their music. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Sorry folks, but a couple of Jewish chicks in their underwear was the closest we could get to Hanukkah porn this year. We waited eight days for this? (collegehumor.com)

· The South Korean government is giving out prizes to men if they promise to not visit a brothel this holiday season. Is there any chance the prize includes a trip to a massage parlor or something? (yahoo.com)

· Our ears are burning since About.com's Cory Silverberg listed his favorite sex blogs of the year. And no, ear burning is not some bizarre new fetish trick. (sexuality.about.com)

· The Moto-Penis is one vehicle you definitely do not want to get rear-ended by on the highway. We don't even want to know where they park that thing. (boat-links.com)

· Here's a good New Year's resolution: get over your fear of public nudity. That would make everybody's life a little better wouldn't it? (winonadailynews.com)

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· Geektacular pinup queen Brooke Burke shows off her baby bump in a bikini. Not that anyone would notice it below those other two bumps she's always showing off. (wwtdd.com)

· Predictably for this time of year, there's still more fretting over sexy Halloween costumes, this time from Houston. Don't worry, it will all be over soon. (chron.com)

· Condom sales have spiked in South Korea ever since their neighbors to the North decided to get cute with their nuclear program. But if you're worried about the world ending, why bother with the condoms? (wcbstv.com)

· First it was disabled strippers, now it's old dudes in their seventies taking it all off. They're going to drive those poor Chippendales dudes out of business. (sptimes.com)

· Don't believe what they say about the natural occurance of homosexuality in the animal kingdom? Would a photo of two male giraffes getting it on change your mind? You've been warned. (nhm.uio.no + .pdf image @ nature.com)

· Researchers struggle to understand "sexsomniacs"—people who try to fuck while sleeping. What's to understand? No one wants to let a good night's rest get in the way of a little nookie. (yahoo.com)

· Note to spammers: Don't send your penis pill messages from your Hotmail account. We guess those stiffs at Microsoft are not fans of the porn. (xbiz.com)

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· It's almost football season! (Or so we've been told.) That's means it's time for our favorite athletic endeavor: cheerleader spotting! (maximonline.com)

· Remember that South Korean sex expo we mentioned yesterday? Well, it's a lot harder to enjoy the booth babes (and the strippers and other models) when they aren't invited. It may their first time, but we think the Koreans know what they're missing. (reuters.co.uk)

· "How can I start my own pay for porn site?" It's not as easy as it seems, but if it turns out to be any good, you better send us a link. (ask.metafilter.com)

· One commentator calls for an end to sex blogs ... because they're boring. We think she's just not reading the right ones. (guardian.co.uk)

· A woman whose husband lost his sexual function can't sue for damages (in China, at least.) Trust when we say, we feel both their pain. (iol.co.za)

· We suppose we should at least mention Britain's campaign to crack down on "violent porn", even though no one can really define what that is. When it comes to sex, we just try not to hurt ourselves. (bbc.co.uk)

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· Big sticky love and congrats to our own Violet Blue, who has just been named the new sex columnist for the San Francisco Chronicle. Hate to pull rank in her hour of celebration, but remember: we saw her first. (tinynibbles.com)

· Some defective boob tape reveals 1/100th of an inch (all figures are approximate) of Beyonce's areola. So close, yet so far away. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Always looking out for our filthy interests, Lifehacker puts together a greatest hits package with the best tips for surfing the web privately and anonymously. We're totally sending them a Christmas card this year. (Lifehacker)

· Forget hair gel and suntan lotion, but personal lubricants - a.k.a. "sex grease" - are once again safe to carry on airplanes. You'll need the whole tube just to squeeze two people into one of those bathrooms. (Wonkette)

· A brothel in Sydney, Australia, is offering gas discounts to draw in customers. When you're paying more for a tankful of regular than you do for a blowjob, that's when you know times are tough. (news.com.au)

· South Korea discovers the phenomenon that is the adult trade "sexpo." You never forget your first booth babe. (chosun.com + times.hankooki.com)

· What's the newest vile threat to our children? Art museums. Yes, exposing your kids to culture may also expose them to paintings of naked ladies, so perhaps you should go back to letting the TV raise them. (houstonist.com)

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According to the folks at Asian Sex Gazette (who are generally reliable about things like this), Harisu is Korea's number one transgender celebrity. The fact that Korea even has a number one in this category raises some interesting questions—like, do we even have a number one transgender celebrity here in the US? And does this mean Korea has a number two, or maybe even a top ten? And how far is America falling behind in all this? What's really important here, however, is that someone who is famous somewhere has had a nude video leaked on the internet. And if it just happens to be that it's a super hot transgender model who is "setting the world on fire" as a menstrual pad model, well, so much the better. Shot in Thailand in 2002, the video was never supposed to be released ... but lo! someone let it slip down that slippery slope that is the the internet, giving us a sultry, soft-core look at the phenomenon that is Harisu.

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· Korean Goddess Harisu ~ part 2 ~ (youtube.com)
· "Harisu calls cops over nude video clip on the web" (asiansexgazette.com)

Previously: Korean Racing Babes, Lovely Day at Loveland

Daewoo, Hyundai, Kia: when you think Korean cars, hot babes aren't necessarily the first thing that comes to mind. Obviously though, that's only because you haven't been to Korea, where the car scene is sizzlin' ... and so are the racing babes that frequent car shows. No full-on nudity here, but even without their tops down these hot little numbers should get yer engines running.
A. Tolesco

· Korean Racing Babes: Gallery 1, Gallery 2 (elvooyeur.xhostar.com, via Your Dirty Mind
· Even More Korean Racing Babes! (car.donga.com)

Previously: Carzone Babes, Liz Cohen: "Bodywork", Simoni Racing Cars & Girls, 2006 Pirelli Calendar, Flickr Racequeens, Seat Babes,The Girls of SEMA, Fast Curves, Nude Auto Mall, More Pedal Pumping Action, Car Stuck Girls