Below, Dr. Jay's lucky thirteen ladies. Do they make your list? Let us know which girls you'll be inducting into your hall of fame this year (we'll be telling you our picks later this month!).

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Alexis Texas

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Angelina Armani

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Angelina Valentine

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Ashlynn Brooke

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Bobbi Starr

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Jayden James

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Jenna Presley

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Julia Ann

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Kagney Linn Karter

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Katsuni

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Kayden Kross

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Kristina Rose

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London Keyes

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Kayden and Rocco Make a Porno

Studio: Adam and Eve
Director: David Lord
Cast: Kayden Kross, Heidi Mayne, Kiara Diane, Dani Jensen, Codi Carmichael, Tiffany Mynx, Rocco Reed, Chris Cannon, Jenner, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Barrett Blade

"Kayden and Rocco Make a Porno" opens with a scene of (surprise!) Kayden and Rocco making a porno—or at least fucking on camera. But wait: this isn't a porn scene from the porno that Kayden and Rocco make. This is a scene from a different porno starring Kayden and Rocco, one which Kayden and Rocco are sitting at home watching. (Have we lost you yet?)

After watching herself with Rocco, Kayden bemoans the state of porn today: clearly, she could do a better job behind the camera than these bozos. And thus Kayden sets off on the same path as many a performer-turned-director before her. With Rocco at her side, Kayden makes a porno.

Along the way, we meet an interesting cast of characters. Heidi Mayne shows up at the audition so desperate to land a role that she blows Chris Cannon and Jenner in the waiting room (at the same time). Aspiring pornstar Evan Stone (pre-haircut!) loses his chance to get cast in the production, but lies his way into a job as the PA...and then lies his way into Tiffany Mynx, Kiara Diane, and Dani Jensen as well. Rocco engages in on-the-job intimacy with make up artist Codi Carmichael. And, in a last ditch effort to save her film, Kayden takes on both Barrett Blade and Tommy Gunn.

"Kayden and Rocco" is one of those rare pornos that manages to have just the right mix of plot and sex, without seeming gratuitous on either front. The story is entertaining, the acting is good; and at no point do we find ourselves asking why, precisely, these people are having sex with one another. They're having sex because they're making a porno (come on, it says it right on the front of the box!).

You'll have to watch the movie if you want to see how it all turns out—whether Kayden succeeds at her dream, or finds that being a director is harder than it looks—but when you do, you'll have an enjoyable time. Just, uh, don't take the movie as an instructional on how to make your own porno. Trust us on that one.

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We won't rehash details about how awesome Kayden is—you know that already. We'll just say that we are seriously stoked to see Kayden go to town on some of her new fellow contract stars....ooh, the possibilities.

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Flight Attendants

Studio: X-Play/Adam & Eve
Director: Will Ryder
Cast: Kayden Kross, Evan Stone, Hillary Scott, Teagan Presley, Sunny Lane, Eva Angelina, Misty Stone, Shyla Stylez, Kacey Jordan, Lexi Love, Michelle Maylene, Randy Spears, James Bartholet, Eric John, Jack Lawrence, Eric Swiss, Thomas Ward, Brad Hardy, Kenzi Marie, Chastity Lynn, Farrah Foxx, Dino Bravo, Barry Scott

Review by: Gram Ponante

X-Play's newest film (following last week's "Monday Night Football") continues the company's diversification into porn comedies that aren't based on a particular show. This one draws broadly from "Airplane!" with a healthy dose of Jim Holliday's ensemble pornos of the 90's (Holliday gets namechecked in the movie) as well as Digital Playground's recent successes in occupational porn, "Cheerleaders," "Babysitters," "Nurses," and "Teachers."

A co-production with Adam & Eve like last year's Zero Tolerance/A&E matchup "Rollerdollz," "Flight Attendants" tries so hard to please that it collapses with the effort. Such a large cast means not enough room for everyone to shine, and the story is so needlessly convoluted that you will actually become stupider while watching it.

Q. But Grams, surely you're not saying that you would fault a porn movie for a poorly-executed story. Isn't sex all that matters?
A. While sex is all that matters, at least at this point in our lives, you should probably just buy ten copies of "Flight Attendants," watch each one, and feel your IQ drop by ten points each time. Then you will be this movie's target audience, and will support X-Play's future filmic endeavors.

Multiple uses of flashbacks and dream sequences are neither effective nor funny, the theme song is grating, and the numerous gay and black/urban poor jokes made by and at the expense of performer James Bartholet and openly black performer Misty Stone try too hard to be outrageous and fall flat. It was often amazing how "Flight Attendants" made two subjects that are normally hilarious - race and sexual orientation - unfunny while trying to be "broad."

Speaking of broad, let's talk about the sex.

X-Play has assembled an all-star cast and we slog through way too much plot before any cast members commence to fucking. While there are standout scenes between Shyla Stylez and Randy Spears, the newly-returned Hillary Scott and Barry Scott (no relation), and Kayden Kross and Evan Stone, we don't see nearly enough of Sunny Lane, Eva Angelina, Teagan Presley, or Lexi Love. And, in an industry where people don't need much of an excuse to have sex, "Flight Attendants" manages to strain credulity.

I think X-Play in particular and parodies in general need to take a vacation.

We know the recent difficulty of making money in porn, and part of the current marketing strategy involves having numerous products on the shelves. X-Play is also playing two sides of the field by releasing movies through distributors Adam & Eve as well as Hustler. But it seems that a company that can make such note-perfect parodies like "Not Married with Children" and "Not the Cosby Show" may have extended its reach this time; "Flight Attendants" did not need to be bad.

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Sweet young Kagney Linn Karter shows off her heart melting curves, flashing her bedroom eyes as she devours cock with the appetite of seasoned veteran. Kayden Kross reminds us of why we love her so much. And once again Alexis Texas mesmerizes us with her extraordinary lady lumps, her marvelous mounds of jiggling ass vibrating hypnotically as she gets pound hard in her hot pink hole by her lover.

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And we also know that when it comes to the ultimate anything girl, Kayden's a front runner in our book. And as the only adult actress in the mix, she pretty much automatically gets our vote. Doubly so.

What can we say? It's Kayden's world—we just live in it.

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The 8th Day

Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: Ren Savant
Cast: Kayden Kross, Amber Rayne, Bree Olson, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Kylie Ireland, Jandi Lin, Poppy Morgan, Tori Black, Violet Marcell, Krissy Leigh, Tommy Gunn, Evan Stone, Tyler Knight, Trinity Post, Darryl Hanah, Ameatabh Bachan, Derrick Pierce

Review by: Gram Ponante

Samantha (the exquisitely nude Kayden Kross) wakes up from future sleep in a future chamber, a recorded message from her late father (director Ren Savant) playing on the future video screen.

"Possibly I died of natural causes," he is saying, Jor El-like, waxing on about the zero-point generator he invented that he is confident will have saved the world by now. "I am very envious of my little girl."

Envious or not, Dad, at least wait until she's got some clothes on.

Thus begins "The 8th Day," Adam & Eve's massive 4-disc (two for the feature, two for extras) epic of sex in a post-apocalyptic world, part "2001," part "The Road Warrior," part "Contact," and, what the hell, still weirded out by a father being creepy with his daughter, even posthumously, part "Blame It on Rio."

Of course, the world Sam wakes up to isn't quite fixed. In fact, it looks a lot like many greater Los Angeles communities south of the 10 freeway; places where bodies are meat, technology has betrayed Man, and where "In a lawless new world, sex is the only salvation."

"My God," Sam says. "What happened?"

Life happened, Sam. We follow her through the ruined, overgrown landscape. We evaluate Sam's choices as if she were making her way through Quake, and we're waiting for her MMPORGasm.

In fact, "The 8th Day" is unlike many contemporary movies in that it takes its time, and this is an unexpected pleasure. Well, perhaps not to fans of porn's pay-per-minute model, but whatever.

By the time Sam meets Mel (Amber Rayne), lots of information has slowly unfolded, much like Krissy Leigh's impressive labia in a desert shanty scene with Tyler Knight.

It turns out, Mel tells Sam in porn's first recorded ten-minute dialogue scene, that long ago all the electricity went out, the animals died, women had trouble reproducing, and mutants with different attributes emerged. Sam, for example, has sex with some slimy Morlocks. Then we watch a three-way between some blue, caterwauling Gila girls. I'd add "Good Times" here, but I'm not a douchebag.

Mel takes Sam to the Elysium Fields, a desert enclave ruled by the charismatic Amir, who preaches against technology and presides over tent orgies. We learn that Amir led the angry mob that killed Sam's father when the latter's science didn't turn out as expected. We learn, also, that Mel can take a double-penetration like a goddamn champ.

My only complaints about the movie are logical ones, which I admit don't hold up against the copious flesh on display, but here goes: It is not altogether clear why Sam's dad put her into deep sleep, unless he just did so to see his adult daughter naked. And Amir doesn't seem all that charming, despite the fawning.

But the risks "The 8th Day" takes are admirable for porn. There are stretches without either music or nudity and where the plot advances by scenery alone. The special effects are parceled out with maturity, there are references to Shakespeare and the Beatles, and the movie trusts you to allow it to end without a cumshot.

There is also more creepy stuff with Dad, crucifixion, peeing on asbestos, a "West Wing" cameo, Bree Olson's Blue period, the unsinkable Darryl Hanah, the always-dependable Trinity Post, a delightful performance by Amber Rayne, and the jaw-dropping Kayden Kross, who meets a bad end (but so does everybody).

"The 8th Day" is a great movie; how bad can the end of the world be if it's got Kayden Kross in it?

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Porn doesn't have anything like Hollywood's traditional pitch meetings, but we still like to imagine Director Ren Savant promising Adam & Eve's head honchos that he was going to make the best porn movie of the decade by mixing "Mad Max Thunderdome" with "Behind the Green Door' all while using action figures, a Kayden Barbie, several Tonka trucks, and a cat box to illustrate his point.

Any reservations the A&E brass had about making a big budget, non-spoof sci-fi porno were certainly placated by the knowledge that indefatigable blonde beauty Kayden "too pretty for porn" Kross would be cast in the lead.

The story opens with Kross being awakened from a cryogenic slumber to find herself in a strange city overrun by tribal gangs and overactive sexual half breeds, not entirely unlike Barstow or the backside of a meth lab way back in the hills of San Bernadino.

Kayden gets rescued by a scrappy scavenger girl, Amber Rayne and learns her only hope for salvation lies in the hands of the charismatic ruler of a desolate dessert village, known as Elysium Fields. But when Prince Amir takes Samantha under his wing, he discovers who she really is and decides that she must make the ultimate sacrifice.

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Derrick Pierce, Jandi Lin, Krissy Leigh, Poppy Morgan, Tori Black, Violet Marcell, Darryl Hanah, Evan Stone, Amber Rayne, Cheyne Collins, Sledge Hammer, Trinity Post, Chris Cannon, and Jerry keep spending all their lives fucking in a post apocalyptic burnt out ghetto paradise.

Will this be the greatest movie of the year? Can it topple the strangle hold "Operation Tropical Stormy" will no doubt have on industry come awards time? No one knows for sure. We can say, however, that it is an impressive effort replete with sexy girls, hot sex, orgies, and bucket loads of pure imagination, which (as we all know) Einstein even said was more important than having Stormy.

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Santa Monica cops checked invitations, true, but after that the uniforms became far more sparse. Try high heels, wings or horns, some glitter, and nothing else.

Nina Hartley, Sunny Lane, Ava Rose, Alexa Jordan, Savannah Stern, Jenna Brooks, Kayden Kross, Maria Bellucci, and dozens of other porn luminaries mixed and mingled in this latest in Hustler's five-year family reunions. This one was held at the Santa Monica Airport, which allowed Larry Flynt to be taxied in in his jet.

I didn't know it until later, but longtime Hustler photographer/director Richard Monfort (nom de porn: Richard de Montfort) had died about a week before. This party would have been right up his alley, especially since the "Heaven" and "Hell" sides of the room seemed to keep changing sides. But he especially would have appreciated the familiar, family atmosphere of the event, hard as that might be to explain when you've got Ava Rose in her altogether.

It's also hard to tell what the road to either destination is paved with when you can't stop looking at Sunny Lane. But no one said it was easy.

So Happy Birthday, Hustler, and a fond farewell, Richard.

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Yes, these two intrepid pornstars actually built a time machine and went back to that storied time, inserting themselves into a suburban '70s lifestyle (if you catch our drift), and reaping the sexy benefits.

Wait, what?

They didn't build a time machine? This is just a clip from a movie about swingers...a historical ficiton of a porno, if you will?

Damn. We don't know what to believe anymore...

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Jenny Hendrix is an excellent mixologist. Her signature drink is called a Liquid Panty Remover and consists of a can of Fuze Slenderizer and vodka.

Stoya is a big fan of Lychee liquor mixed with Sprite. She didn't have a name for it so we're going to call it a Triumph of the Will in honor of her recent exploits.

Wicked contract star and all-around down-to-earth person Kirsten Price nevertheless is partial to anything with Grey Goose in it.

"I like the Greyhound, which is Grey Goose with grapefruit juice in it," she said. "Plus the grapefruit speeds up your metabolism."

Kayden Kross drinks maybe once a month, but it's still hard to distrust the clean-living, horse-riding dollop of sunshine. "When and if I drink," she says, "I drink cosmopolitans."

Have you ever invented a drink?

"No," she said, "I really don't drink much."

If a reader were to send you a drink recipe and name it after you, might you drink it?

"Yes," she said. "Now leave me alone."

(She didn't actually ask to be left alone.)

New Jersey's own Tommy Gunn, now that he lives in California, can't tell one season from another, which makes his drink of choice an evergreen one, whether he is servicing women or hunting them with his crossbow.

"Shots of Patron," he said.

Kayden Kross is joined by Kagney Linn Karter, Holly West, Angelina Valentine, Sativa Rose, and beautiful red daydream Dani Jensen (who's delightful, almost like a sexy young Lindsey Lohan—but without the psychotic lesbian DJ girlfriend or the cocaine halo. Did we mention that she has beautiful red hair? Yeah. She does. And, even better, she looks like she really enjoys the proper fucking that Derrick Pierce expertly gives her. There's a reason his friends call him the manwhore with a heart, because he really cares.)

Together, this diverse cast explores the illicit world of swinging, in a David Lord vehicle that's sure to capture hearts and genitals from coast to coast when it drops.

The plot centers around the urban myth that horny sailors in San Diego used to get together with their buddies' wives, each depositing their keys into a fishbowl, with the women fishing out a set and leaving with the owner. Sounds like good, clean, family fun if you ask us!

Kayden looks breathtaking with a cock in her mouth or buried balls deep up her hot pink bubble gum snatch. It's no surprise she's often referred to as too pretty for porn. Stunning barely seems to cover some of these shots.

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Fisher will host a "Hottest MILF" contest on—of course—Mother's Day (May 10) at the third annual porn consumer show. Fisher, who went from "Lolita" to "MILF" without stopping at that awkward porn ingenue phase, will be appearing at the event all weekend.

And Vivid girls Hanna Hilton, Nikki Jayne, Meggan Mallone, and Savanna Samson will celebrate their employer's quarter century of existence at a party at Karu & Y Ultra Lounge on May 9. They will also be supporting the art show/web site 25 Years of Vivid, a tribute by Vivid BFF World of Wonder, featuring photos from Vivid's portfolio, including these of Kayden Kross (a Vivid girl before Adam & Eve snatched her up), Eve Laurence, and jailbait Janine Lindemulder.

So if you are on your way to see your own Mom in Boca, a stop in Miami would probably do you good.

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More's the pity, really; we have a feeling we could have had a lot of fun. At the very least, we could have taught them our super secret extra special popcorn recipe (the secret ingredient is salt)—cause, you know, nothing goes with deepthroating and girl on girl like popcorn, right?

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Alas, she won't be solving any crimes, but the more we see of Kayden, the better. As talented (and mind-numbingly sexy) as she is, we hope this means we'll be seeing her in other mainstream roles. It airs tonight at 9pm ET/PT.

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First of all, Nina Hartley is fucking adorable. She's smart, charming and genuinely cares whether you (that's right, you who are reading this right now) have amazing sex. While you're watching the first scene in which married couple Devon and Marcus have a threesome with Nina — talking, explaining and laughing all the while — you wish that you could have her around every time you wanted to fuck your lover, to give you words of encouragement, a vibrator and a bit of oral stimulation. And wouldn't you know it, after a number of very real orgasms on Devon's part, all three achieved the heretofore fabled simultaneous "O".

Nina's co-host, Kayden Kross, is unbelievably sexy and well-spoken — cooing that she has no problem with simultaneous orgasms because she's pretty much having orgasms all the time. (Lucky bitch beautiful multi-orgasmic woman.) The scene with her and Erik Everhard is panty-soaking. (Maybe you don't wear panties, but you get the picture.) The chemistry between the two is perfect, and Kayden is pretty much cumming the entire time. If these two looked any more enthusiastic and turned-on — well, I don't think they possibly could, so there you go. And they too come at the same time, and it's fucking hot. Sweet jesus christ.

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I can't imagine director Ernest Greene doing anything that doesn't involve the fleshly transfer of power. McDonald's drive-through? "McFloggets, please." At the dry cleaners? "Extra wire hangers, please." At church? "More nails."

That is why his "Perfect Secretary 2: Training Day" (he didn't direct the original) for Adam & Eve somehow involves Justine Joli being trussed like a delightful, wriggling roast sylph by the imperious and near-translucent Claire Adams.

That is why the sturdy and yelly secretarial student Mika Tan is ground by and grinds in turn the likes of Marco Banderas and Chris Cannon, nearly ruining a suite of office furniture in the process.

That is why Kayden Kross must take dictation to the beat of harsh swats from a riding crop.

The movie will be released—as if from restraints—some time this summer. I attended the filming and, since I have memories that will last a lifetime (and because I'll get it for free), won't need to buy the movie. But you really should.

· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)

Above, the lovely Nika Noire and the amiable Randy Spears engage in some administrative activities on Really Casual Friday for New Sensations' "Office XXX" upcoming webisodes.

Down the hall, Dane Cross remarks to James Deen that Thallium "cuts like a knife/But it feels so right." Or is that Zirconium?

In the green room for Adam & Eve's "Kayden And Rocco Make A Porno," screenwriter Kayden Kross gives equally alliterative Rocco Reed a couple of tips.

Barefoot Tori Black decides on lingerie in a Harmony Films shoot in which the carpet appears above the table.

...and then argues a point with director Gazzman by means of a rhetorical tactic that guarantees victory.

Finally, here's some Cetaphil, a product that not only moistens and strengthens skin but which also serves the noble purpose of simulating ejaculate for boxcover photos long after the real stuff has crusted up or been toweled off.

See, what makes Kayden really special is that she's good with money and good at sex—and really, if you can handle those two things, there's really nothing standing in your way. Anyone you can't buy off will easily be seduced by one of your skillful blowjobs—and vice versa.

And, in the rare case that Kayden can't win someone over with either of those things, we're sure that her Tom Cruise in "Risky Business" impression will have them seeing things her way. Trust us on this one (or just see for yourself).

· Buy "Kayden's Frisky Business" (gamelink.com)
· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)