Like his aptly titled series, Everhard goes above and beyond the call in order to bring us the ripest, juiciest, very best bubbles out there—then proceeds to masterfully gape them with his unnatural endowment. When he's sufficiently stressed their elasticity, eliciting a high chorus of throaty orgasmic song that effervesces up from the depths of their clinging, swollen pink centers like an angelic aria in the process, he then proceeds to reward the degree of their sexual surrender by basting them in goopy servings of piping hot baby batter. From the looks on their exhausted and extremely satisfied faces, it seems they really appreciate his thoughtfulness.

Volume the 3rd engages the emotional, vaginal, and anal talents of willing participants Savannah Stern, Jessica Lynn, Katya, Dakota Brookes, Memphis Monroe, Asa Akira, and Riley Rey in this torrid psychosexual experiment in curvy goodness. We can say in all honesty that while there's not a single girl in this release we wouldn't love to bend and sample, the thought of uncorking delightful little Dakota Brookes at the same time as Katya is enough to drive us over the edge.

"Beyond the Call of Booty 3" releases this week from Eric Everhard & Jules Jordan Video. Take time out this holiday to appreciate the sacrifices our hero continually makes for our happiness, and the service he has so selflessly render to us all.

· "Beyond the Call of Booty 3" (julesjordanvideo.com)

Everhard’s latest release, "This Butt's 4 U 4," plays off the long dead (but certainly not forgotten) slogan of an American beer company. Spinning the inherent rear-tastic pun out of American ads instead of capitalizing on the award winning Canadian marketing campaign offered by Molson may have brought some controversy down on the head of performer-turned-director but really, what was he supposed to do, name it "I Am Butt"? We'd suggest that he did it to mock the rice brewed rival, but in the end all we can think is that we hope he eventually follows through with "Real Men of Penis"—as would follow in the natural evolution of porn titles.

"This Butt's 4 U 4" features bootylicious beauties like Audrey Bitoni, Katya, Jaclyn Case, Katja Kassin, Kristina Rose, Savannah Stern, Dakoda Brookes, Myka Rain, all of whom back that "thang" up onto the turgid poles of some of the world’s best endowed studs. Booyah! With this release, Everhard has implied that there is no better way to start the week than with a double serving of sweet, round ass. And well, we agree.

· "This Butt's 4 U 4" (julesjordanvideo.com)