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Kagney Linn Karter Fucks Her Fans, You Know

DCypher — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

We thought that might get your attention. But really she does fuck her fans—at least for Porno Dan in volume 5 of his fast growing series. What started out as a web phenomenon is way past viral now.

The fifth volume in this signature series, from Immoral Production's partners Jim Powers and Porno Dan Leal, offers real-life fans the chance to get paid to get laid first and foremost by Best New Starlet nominee (and part time super hero) Kagney Linn Karter, but also by Gina Lynn, Sara Jay, Heather Starlet, and Cindy Hope.

So who ends up winning the chance to stick their pork sword up into the hot pink lubricious insides of our busty blonde cover girl? A very lucky fan named Jesus. Is this a Christmas miracle or were his parents just a little overzealous in the religion when they named him? You will have to decide for yourselves. We can promise you this though – when he got to the holy land he did fall to his knees, cry hallelujah, and praise the lord.

For Gina Lynn it's her second appearance—which should inspire her fans to hold that torch a little longer. Yes, there is a chance that she could one day give you the best three minutes of your lives. By far the most entertaining was Heather Starlet, who nails her fan Vic after picking him up off the floor of the AVN convention. That right there makes the show worth attending. Now if only we could get all of the fans who show up to shower and use deodorant before they get down to where the girls are signing, that would truly be a public service.

"Fuck A Fan Volume 5" comes out this week. It makes one hell of a stocking stuffer so go ahead and cram it in there with all those knick knacks, ammunition, and all that candy. Now check out the action in our exclusive gallery. Thanks Porno Dan for coming through again!

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Elegant Angel Announced 2010's "Performers Of The Year"

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:30:01 EST

True, we've all got our own opinions on which adult stars should be crowned as the performers of the year—but Elegant Angel's "Performers of the Year 2010" makes a pretty compelling case for its choices.

With Tori Black, Kristina Rose, Jenna Haze, Julia Ann, Kagney Linn Karter, Bobbi Starr, and Alexis Texas, Elegant Angel's put together a formidable team of all-stars to carry them into the new year. Sure, there are a few names we'd love to see added to the list...but we wouldn't dream of saying no to a single one of these names. Especially when sex is on the table.

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"Pounding" Is Not The Only Thing One Does To "The Round"

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:00:00 EST

As you can see here, Kagney Linn Karter has a gorgeous mid-section (which we'll be calling her "round"). And yet, Mike Adriano isn't senselessly pounding the round, he's appreciating it.

We love when rounded things get pounded, but it's crucial to remember that the round has feelings too. They feel bouncy, firm yet yielding, and they love being treated to long licking sessions. Mike Adriano knows what's up. Of course, he eventually pounds it.

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Who Are The Must-See Girls Of 2010?

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

There are still fifteen shopping days left until Christmas—but XCritic's Dr. Jay already knows who the must-see girls of 2010 are going to be. Is the man psychic? We're not sure...but his picks are pretty compelling.

Below, Dr. Jay's lucky thirteen ladies. Do they make your list? Let us know which girls you'll be inducting into your hall of fame this year (we'll be telling you our picks later this month!).

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Sin City Invites You To Go "Dancing With Porn Stars"

DCypher — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

Slowly but surely, director Sammy Slater has been climbing to the top of porn parody mountain. This week he adds one more peak to his belt on that Everest climb, as Kagney Linn Karter plays his Tenzing Norgay.

It may come as no surprise that "Dancing with the Stars" is a worldwide franchise with spin-off's in different parts of the globe—but it was a hell of a shock to us. In fact, America has one of the lowest-rated versions of the show. Argentina, Austria, Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Brazil, Bulgaria, Chile, China, Croatia, The Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Germany, India, Israel, Italy, Japan, Latvia, The Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Romania, Russia, Slovakia, Slovenia, South Africa, and even Sweden have their own versions of the BBC owned show. Kinda puts it all into perspective, doesn't it? Not really? Okay, then.

Sin City decided to jump in to the porn parody pile with both feet...but wanted to add a little twist. That's where Sammy came in with more questions than Glenn Beck. What if they decided to cast pornstars in the series instead of C-List celebrities, rappers, and Playboy models that were once listed on Nikki's escort site?

Next, he cast the lovely and talented Kagney Linn Karter to play his lead role, Play Bunny Model from the Mansion Next Door, and the rest, well, was history. Kagney rides hard cock with a sexy little whine, stuffing her tight little pink fuck hole while her blonde hair sways back and forth. You had us at Kagney. It's easy to see why she's booked every day.

Then Sammy threw in a fresh dose of babes, including Madison James, Lana Violet, Shawna Lenee, Riley Evans, and MILF Ariella Ferrera. You know better than anyone how we all feel about sexy little Penthouse Pet Shawna Lenee. Newcomer Seth Gamble cracks open her perennially tight, bubble gum pink twat and gets the hottest chick in porn squirting and screaming his name in no time at all. Nice work, Seth.

Slater takes cracks at Twilight, Jack Ass, the judges, and the network itself, with better than average results. The show is both sexy and funny, a rare combination that's hard to pull off.

"Dancing with Porn Stars" streets this week from Sin City Films and Sammy Slater. Check out the exclusive gallery we got (because you absolutely cannot see it anywhere else) then cruise on over here and see the trailer.

If You've Ever Wondered: "WKRP in Cincinati"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:30:01 EST

Supertramp. Jan Smithers. Loni Anderson before Burt Reynolds. Could there be a richer lode of porn gold than "WKRP in Cincinnati"? (Of course there could, but how often do we get the chance to write about Supertramp and Smithers?)

WKRP in Cincinnati: A XXX Parody

Studio: New Sensations
Director: Lee Roy Myers
Starring: Ashlynn Brooke, Evan Stone, Ryan McLane, Holly Heart, Scott Lyons, Ralph Long, Tee Reel, Rod Fontana, Kagney Linn Karter, Andy San Dimas, Jackie Daniels, Faye Reagan

Review by: Gram Ponante

New Sensations' latest (as of 2 this afternoon, check back in 15 minutes) porn parody faithfully recreates and pornifies the beloved 80's show that made a bombshell out of Loni Anderson, a star out of Howard Hesseman, and a Trivial Pursuit question of Gary Sandy.

Supertramp is in town and WKRP finally has a chance to show a profit by running a contest for front row tickets. But the tickets get lost! In the meantime, dissolute DJ Dr. Johnny Fever (Evan Stone) must keep some enthusiastic 'tramp fans at bay (I call them 'tramp), while the two unlikeliest pairings of anyone in the cast (Ashlynn Brooke's Jennifer with Ralph Long's Herb/Holly Heart's Bailey with Scott Lyons' Les) make for a parody that fans of the original show will appreciate for its attention to detail while reconsidering the necessity of parodying the show in the first place.

All ends well as Jennifer calls up Supertramp's lead singer—a personal friend—to replace the tickets.

New Sensations scores by getting Rick Davies' name right as well as correctly spelling Cincinnati. Had the company not released gems like "The Sex Files," this might be all we could hope for from a porn world that thinks only dummies buy its movies. But in the end, a suspect laugh track and a cast that likely contained only two people (Rod Fontana as Mr. Carlson and Evan Stone) who remembered the original show, leave me feeling a little Les-Nessman-than enthusiastic about this parody. Supertramp and I are looking forward to "True Blood"y Well Right.

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"Push 2 Play," Cum, Repeat

DCypher — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

Kagney Linn Karter, Alanah Rae, Bridgette B, Alexis Texas, and Crista Moore are all hot, curvy porn stars who blow our minds. They also happen to make up the cast of Robby D's latest release, "Push 2 Play."

Robby D's Hand Held Pictures, his Digital Playground imprint, brings us this amazing title—which he refers to simply as a "fuck flick." But we all know that when Robby sets his mind to making hot porn, it's far from simple, or just your run of the mill fuck flick. 10 out of 10 times he hits the mark, and hits it hard, with a huge dick in a hot cunt or ass, buried balls deep to the hilt! "Push 2 Play" covers all that ground...and more.

For starters, there's Alanah Rae, who looks like the porno version of Amanda Bynes. With the face of a beautiful angel and the relentless body of a sex goddess, it's no wonder that she gets a lot of attention. Lucky for us, she's also a fiend for cock, taking James Deen's scary appendage deep up into her sweet twat after happily choking on it to get it up to full size. We swear, we fall more in love with this girl with every passing day.

Then, of course, there's the blistering fucking Scott Nails gives to luscious Alexis Texas, followed by Bridgette B devouring the ample tool of stud Tommy Gunn, and finally, sexy Crista Moore getting taken apart hard by cunt hungry foreigner Mick Blue.

In the end, we've got to give it to our girl Kagney Linn Karter, who couples up with Scott Nails. With near cartoonish curves that drive us wild, that young girl moan, and a ravenous appetite for oversized cock in all of her holes, Kagney Linn Karter continues to amaze us. While we have yet to see a tepid scene out of this sultry sex princess, she seems to shine brighter for Robby, with Scott's nail driven deep into her gorgeous pink bubble gum cunt while she bounces up and down and hot nectar drools down the insides of her trembling thighs.

"Push 2 Play" releases next week from Robby D's Hand Held Pictures and Digital Playground. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground. Enjoy! We sure did :)

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Rice, Toast, and "Unseasoned Players" Are Good For Digestion

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST

Kagney Linn Karter isn't bland. Not by a longshot.

Unseasoned Players

Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
Director: Tom Byron
Cast: Kagney Linn Karter, Brooke Lee Adams, Giselle Ibiza, Gracie Glam, Sammy Grand, Tom Byron, Mark Zane, Mikey Budters, Sascha

So, Tom Byron sits there, interviewing the girls, looking a bit like John Tesh, and you just get the feeling that everything is going to be ok. This movie is a spin-off of his "Seasoned Players" series, but instead of veteran actresses and MILFs, he's showcasing rising stars who he believes have great potential. There are five scenes; what you see is what you get.

Yet there is something notably different between the way one enjoys "Seasoned Players" and the way one watches "Unseasoned Players." With the former, you get Tom Byron (or Sean Michaels on that one occasion) interviewing someone with hundreds of films under her belt, chatting and laughing, and then fucking with equal comfort and vigor, like old friends reuniting.

If "Seasoned Players" is a high school's 20-year reunion, "Unseasoned Players" is like the prom: everyone is slightly awkward but determined to have a good time. The interviews are stilted, as Tom reads off a questionnaire and the girls respond timidly (save for Brooke Lee Adams and Kagney Linn Karter, who are both excellent conversationalists). The sex itself is good, but there are many instances where angles and postures have to be corrected, and the editing gets jumpier than a Godard film.

Gisele Ibiza is the least experienced of the bunch, as her scene with Sascha was her second scene ever. Watching her makes me realize that I watch too much porn. Little things stand out: she moans when there's nothing to moan about, she enunciates her sexual advances, she chews gum through a blowjob, and she says "that's hot" rather often. But you know what? The minute Sascha moves her hair out of the way, you discover that she sucks his dick like she's storing up for the winter. You can't find enthusiasm like that just anywhere.

Brooke Lee Adams is slightly less enthusiastic than the others. Her interview is amazing, and genuinely interesting. For example, she's got a great story about doing a foot fetish shoot in which the director made her smoosh cheese with her toes and then eat it. Sadly, she is largely stoic throughout her scene with Mikey Budters. The only time she becomes vocal is towards the end when Mikey finds the sweet spot spooning on the couch.

Gracie Glam and Sammy Grand also deal with some minor awkward moments, but are both enthusiastic and fun to watch. The more girls you see, the more it becomes clear that the lexicon for the inexperienced is subtly different than others. The new girls ask "You like that?" while the veteran stars assert "You like that." I like it both ways just fine, frankly.

By the time you get through all the girls, Kagney Linn Karter looks like a master fuck-artist. Sure, she hasn't yet been in 100 movies, but she exudes as much confidence as any professional. Watching Tom fuck her on his gaudy, gold bed is just like watching him fuck…anyone really. I actually didn't find her scene that remarkable. I will say that Kagney is more comfortable having her face seasoned than the other girls are.

To my knowledge, there's no boot camp for pornstars, so it's fascinating that Tom Byron would create a series that calls itself neither amateur nor superstar. Each of the girls has something unique to offer, and if you could combine them, it would create the ultimate porn actress. Since you can't, consider "Unseasoned Players" a long montage that will lead each girl to glory.

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"Deviance": The Return Of Eva Angelina

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:00:00 EDT

There are some women who permanently leave porn after becoming pregnant, others who return a tamer starlet, and still others who return wild and hungry to fuck. "Deviance" makes it very clear that Eva Angelina falls into the third category.

Though all the girls featured in "Deviance" put forth excellent performances, it's very clear that Eva Angelina is the real star of the show (as well she should be). Appearing in four of the six scenes, Eva takes on Mr. Marcus (in all three holes!), joins Lexi Belle in a threeway with Tommy Gunn, gets doubled teamed (and DPed) by Ben English and Marco Banderas, and heads up an all-girl free for all with Teagan Presley, Sunny Leone, and Alexis Texas. We're exhausted just writing that up—we can't imagine what it must have been like for Eva to actually do it.

The two non-Eva scenes are also quite strong, with Kagney Linn Karter and James Deen enjoying each other in what appear to be the hallway of an abandoned warehouse and Shawna Lenee going after Mick Blue and Jerry (at the same time!). But really, we gotta say...its Eva who steals our heart.

Difficult as it was to wait for Eva during her months away from porn, "Deviance" is proof positive that the wait was worth it. And if this is Eva getting her feet wet, well...we can't wait for "Evalutionary."

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Kagney Linn Karter Takes It Deep Between the Cheeks In "Pound The Round"

DCypher — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 16:00:00 EDT

What do Alexis Breeze, Isis Taylor, Kagney Linn Karter, Madison Parker and Missy Woods all have in common? If you guessed they have sweet, juicy asses and love getting drilled hard by monster cock, give yourself a prize.

That's why Digital Sin and director Mike Adriano cast them in their newest release "Pound the Round," a seemingly simplistic take on an uncomplicated passion: ass worship. Mike wastes no time getting right to the bottom of the issue, focusing most of his camera work on the rump, with POV style shots throughout drawing us ever closer to the tight, drooling action as these dirty young girls take it deep in between the cheeks.

Once again it is the succulent, full cheeks of newcummer Kagney Linn Karter that bring us to full attention, capturing our hearts and other body parts with her amazing curves, sparkling eyes, and luscious ass. You had us the minute you dropped your drawers and pushes your unstoppable bubble towards us pucker first baby.

"Pound the Round" releases next week from Digital Sin. Check out these awe inspiring shots from the movie below.

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Generational Pornographers Mastery On Display In "XXX Top Models"

DCypher — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Whenever the Randalls release a new movie, we consider that big news. After decades of talking dirty to the girls starring nightly in our wettest dreams, the legendary family of photographers has plenty of magic to share.

Alexis Texas, Hanna Hilton, Kagney Linn Karter, Kayden Kross, Kendall Brooks, Nikki Jayne, Puma Swede, and delicious Sophia Santi star in "XXX Top Models." Undoubtedly, these ladies constitute the proverbial cream of the crop. Each of them show off their amazing abilities for us, with the slightest suggestion from the accomplished pornographer Holly Randall, whose assiduous attention to detail and breathtaking sets leaves us practically speechless.

Sweet young Kagney Linn Karter shows off her heart melting curves, flashing her bedroom eyes as she devours cock with the appetite of seasoned veteran. Kayden Kross reminds us of why we love her so much. And once again Alexis Texas mesmerizes us with her extraordinary lady lumps, her marvelous mounds of jiggling ass vibrating hypnotically as she gets pound hard in her hot pink hole by her lover.

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"The AJ Bailey Experiment": Safe For Humans!

Gram Ponante — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 11:30:01 EDT

If you're like me (and you are—look at what you're wearing!), most porn star marketing makes them seem less sexy. That is why I chose to watch "World's Smartest Porn Star" AJ Bailey's first scene without sound.

Well, I considered it. So many of our nation's finest porn performers are innocent victims of their company's P.R. machines, and the person I talked with earlier this year seemed like she'd be a little embarrassed by being called The World's Smartest Porn Star. So I didn't want to watch a movie where suddenly a grown woman was talking with the vocal fry of an overmodulated Britney Spears and awkwardly sticking her finger in her mouth.

Luckily this doesn't happen in Vivid's "A.J. Bailey Experiment." Instead, the dangerously tall and unassuming Bailey patiently explains to us that what we are about to see is her first boy/girl scene and after it's done, naked, she explains to us how she felt about it.

There seems to be no posturing whatsoever, and as such the scene with Alex Gonz is much more accessible and real, such as that goes, than most other porn scenes (not saying that the veterans-by-comparison Lexi Belle, Phoenix Marie, and Kagney Linn Karter aren't delightful to watch in all their practiced moves, but it's fun to watch Bailey being surprised).

Watch Bailey get cock-slapped in the boob by Evan Stone! See her ogle the lush Phoenix Marie as the latter is railed by Billy Glide! Imagine being those lucky downtown L.A. warehouse walls as they supported the sweaty strivings of four blondes in two days!

The "World's Smartest" label backfires because it does both Bailey and every other performer a disservice. And how do you prove that, anyway? It is not in evidence in her scene, thank God, where spooling through her declensions would be pretty unsexy.

We would be happy to contextualize Bailey as a striking blonde from Missouri who is taller than Kagney Linn Karter.

Jules Jordan Video Rolls Out Amazing Back To School Special With "Slut Puppies 3"

DCypher — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

If there's a better way to return from a long and satisfying holiday vacation weekend than by finding a special teen treat from the master himself, Jules Jordan...we don't wanna know what it is.

Ashley Jensen, Andi Anderson, Dakoda Brookes, Lexi Belle, Allyssa Hall, and last (but far from least) Kagney Linn Karter may sound like a teen dream teen of sexy young sluts—but for Jules Jordan, it's just another day on the job. How can you not love this guy after all he's given us?

There's not a single girl in this cast who doesn't absolutely blow our minds once she's stripped naked and swallowing up rigid tool with her mouth and other available pleasure giving holes. That being said, we're in major lust with Dakoda Brookes. It's gotta be the combination of those hypnotic eyes matched with that amazing bubble. Watching super male performer James Deen and his partner-in-crime Jerry pump this sweet young harlot full of cock is like breathing in a huge gulp of fresh air after being held under water too long. All we're saying is that everything seems suddenly clear when we see her double stuffed.

If we're in lust with Dakoda, words fail to describe how we feel about rising starlet Kagney Linn Karter, whose beautifully cartoonish curves erotically clash with her baby doll face and ravenous hunger for man meat. Watching her in action is like watching Shakespeare compose a sonnet, only far messier and, to be fair, far more rewarding for us.

"Slut Puppies 3" releases from Jules Jordan Video September 15th—but since we're tight you can check out our advance pics now. Welcome back!

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"Not Married With Children XXX": An Abundance Of Kelly Bundy

Gram Ponante — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Thank God the novelty wore off. We are finally in a time when we can confidently say that there are good porn parodies and bad ones. And "Not Married with Children XXX" is a great porn parody.

Not Married with Children XXX

Studio: XPlay
Director: Will Ryder
Cast: Eric Swiss, Brittany O'Connell, Kagney Linn Karter, Dino Bravo, Dane Cross, India Summer, Brad Hardy, Madison Scott, Brooke Belle, Alyssa Hall, Emy Reyes, Reno, Kora Cummings, Payton Leigh, Barrett Blade, Nick Manning

Review by: Gram Ponante

"Not Married with Children XXX" is just about the perfect porn parody in that all the things you found frustrating about the 90's-era Fox show on which it is based (Christina Applegate not getting naked, a certain curiosity about the nakedness of Katey Sagal) come miraculously to pass in its dirty adaptation.

Kagney Linn Karter, Brittany O'Connell, and especially Eric Swiss are perfectly cast as Kelly, Peg, and Al Bundy, respectively, and the source material that for many typified all that was bad about the newish Fox Network ("The Simpsons" parodied "Married with Children" by showing Al Bundy flushing a toilet to a laugh track) actually works in a porn setting.

Eric Swiss as Al Bundy is pretty amazing. He looks genuinely slovenly and one-ups last month's "Not the Cosbys XXX" star Thomas Ward in that he actually has sex. But both are spot-on impersonations and, like "Cosby," "Not Married with Children XXX" features a script that is just as good (or bad) as the original.

As adept as screenwriter Jeff Mullen has become at aping sitcom dialogue, co-producer Scott David admirably recreates the "Married with Children" set, and is especially accurate with the costumes for the Bundy family. Kagney Linn Karter, for example, looks every bit the approachable whore that Christina Applegate's Kelly was.

The plot concerns Al's attempt to become king of his shoe store, Bud (Dane Cross)'s marginalization in the family, and Kelly's dalliances with the wrong kind of men. In other words, this is a plot and script that would have been perfect for the Ed O'Neill version.

Some of the mainstream programs the Porno-Industrial Complex is choosing to parody are so obscure (and, just as often, unknown to the teenagers performing in them) that it's a possibility that a broadcast network show could be developed from the cleaned up porn parody of a forgotten 90's sitcom. If Fox picked up 22 episodes of "Not Married with Children XXX," I would watch it.

"WKRP" Vs. "WKRP XXX": A Comparison

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:35:34 EDT

Fox may not have been too pleased with "The X-Files: A XXX Parody," but that hasn't turned New Sensations off of parodies entirely. They've just announced shooting dates for their next one—and this time, they're taking on WKRP.

So how do the porn radio stars take on their sitcom counterparts? We've arranged a comparison for you to study and see for yourself. (~~One note though: try as we might, we couldn't manage to find a picture of XXX Andy, Ryan McLane. Perhaps some things are better left a surprise.~~ Scratch that, the team at New Sensations remedied our little problem.)

Jennifer: Loni Anderson
Jennifer XXX: Ashlynn Brooke

Carlson: Gordon Jump
Carlson XXX: Rod Fontana

Andy: Gary Sandy
Andy XXX: Ryan McLane

Johnny: Howard Hesseman
Johnny XXX: Evan Stone

Venus: Tim Reid
Venus XXX: Tee Reel

Herb:Frank Bonner
Herb XXX: Ralph Long

Les: Richard Sanders
Les XXX: Scott Lyons

Bailey: Jan Smithers
Bailey XXX: Holly Heart

Carmen Carlson: Ally Ann McLerie
Carmen Carlson XXX: Janet Mason

And, of course, the girls for whom we found no actual counterparts:

Bianca: Faye Reagan

Simone: Jackie Daniels

Linda: Kagney Linn Karter

Nicole: Andy San Dimas

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"Not Married With Children XXX": Yes, They Went There

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:30:01 EDT

On the redeye from LA to NYC, we found ourselves watching old episodes of "Married With Children" (what else is on at 5am?). As a result, we feel properly primed for X-Play's "Not Married With Children XXX."

Based solely on the trailer above, we're thinking this looks pretty promising: Eric Swiss makes an excellent Al Bundy (and, since it's Eric Swiss, we presume he's an Al Bundy who'll actually fuck), and the rest of the cast is pretty spot on.

We have no idea what's up with the music, though. (Seriously, who thought that was a good idea?)

· "Not Married With Children XXX" (notmarriedwithchildrenxxx.com)

A "Big Butt Oil Orgy" By Any Other Name...

Gram Ponante — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Believe it or not, there were times during the day of filming "Big Butt Oil Orgy" that producers actually considered naming it something else. I'm glad they went with their butt instinct.

"I don't know," director Danny Case said on May 26. "Maybe putting 'Big Butt' in there is too much?"

But Variety is already calling the project BBOO, I thought. Don't change the name now...

The rooms of the rented Woodland Hills home were redolent of skin and sweat and oil that day as Ava Rose, Angelina Ash, Sophie Dee, Phoenix Marie, Lisa Ann, Kristina Rose, and Kagney Linn Karter tried gamely to only fuck on the areas where a tarp had been laid down.

Now, a short two months later, we have a DVD that gets almost clinically close to the action, with nary a frame that doesn't have some slicked and abundant piece of flesh in it, either by itself or encircling a hole.

The day unfolded just as the DVD does, with introductory shots of the cast members stripping and oiling alone, culminating in a slutty slip 'n' slide.

These women were writhing in oil and each other for hours. For you. I was there. The least you could do is look at them.

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Previously: Danny Case Unveils Porn's Next Big Thing With "Big Butt Oil Orgy"

Danny Case Unveils Porn's Next Big Thing With "Big Butt Oil Orgy"

DCypher — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:00:01 EDT

Every now and then, Porn Valley comes up with an idea that is so powerful (and profitable) that it needs nothing else. No special effects, no cliff hangers, just hot sweaty oily sex with girls with huge wonderful asses.

This week, 3rd Degree introduces the world to that idea with the release of Danny Case's
Big Butt Oil Orgy." It's so brilliant, we almost can't believe that it didn't exist before.

No plot, no three to seven acts, no character arc—just that one idea, immaculately played out before our very eyes in every glorious detail our filthy imaginations can dream up, then captured perfectly, right down to the very last nook and delicious cranny.

With an amazing cast including Crossover MILF Lisa Ann, Sophie Dee, Ava Rose, Kristina Rose, Phoenix Marie, Kagney Linn Karter, and Angelina Ashe, Danny Case wins on concept alone.

We are certain that this is simply volume on—because we are praying that more (many, many more) are yet to come down the, um, pipeline.

"Big Butt Oil Orgy" releases this week from 3rd Degree and Danny Case. Check out our continuing coverage (by which we mean our hot gallery).

Previously: Lisa Ann at the Oil Orgy

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"Curvy Girls 4" Trailer: All The Curves, Less Of The Tease

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Some of you felt that the teaser for Elegant Angel's "Curvy Girls" was, well, too much of a tease. The film's recently released trailer does not share that handicap: it's more than happy to give us, ahem, everything it's got.

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Elegant Angel Knows Just What We Want: More "Curvy Girls"

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:30:01 EDT

We don't know much about Elegant Angel's "Curvy Girls 4," but from the things we see in this recently released teaser, we gotta say....we think we're really, really gonna like it. (What can we say? Curvy girls are our kryptonite.)

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