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Katie Price: From Both Sides Now

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Katie "Jordan" Price may be best known for her phenomenal rack, but she'd like you to know she's got it going on downstairs, too. Katie, just keep wearing outfits like this. Pretty soon that won't be a secret from anyone.

· Katie Price (taxidrivermovie.com)

Katie Price Suns Herself On Spanish Shores

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:00:00 EDT

With the beaches of France cracking down on topless sunbathing, the topless ladies of the world are making their way to Spanish shores. First Imogen Thomas, now Katie Price...could it be that that's where Kate Moss's yacht was headed, too?

Katie Price (dailypoa.com)
Katie Price (dailypoa.com)
Katie Price (dailypoa.com)
Katie Price (dailypoa.com)

Katie Price Examines Her Assets

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Cheer up, Katie Price: so maybe you weren't cast in "Sex and the City 2." You still have this fantastic rack...and that's the kind of value you can take to the bank. (thesun.co.uk + taxidrivermovie.com)

"This Butt's 4 U 4" Subverts Ads for Ass

DCypher — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:00:56 EDT

If there's one thing we can say about Canadian transplant and legendary male performer Eric Everhard, it’s that the man really know his porn. Volume after hardcore volume, Everhard continues to pump out extraordinary scenes brimming with smoldering hot starlets taking blistering sessions, with each and every scene ending in piping facials on their stunned and satisfied faces. Can we just take a moment tostop and say thanks to this wonderful man?

Everhard’s latest release, "This Butt's 4 U 4," plays off the long dead (but certainly not forgotten) slogan of an American beer company. Spinning the inherent rear-tastic pun out of American ads instead of capitalizing on the award winning Canadian marketing campaign offered by Molson may have brought some controversy down on the head of performer-turned-director but really, what was he supposed to do, name it "I Am Butt"? We'd suggest that he did it to mock the rice brewed rival, but in the end all we can think is that we hope he eventually follows through with "Real Men of Penis"—as would follow in the natural evolution of porn titles.

"This Butt's 4 U 4" features bootylicious beauties like Audrey Bitoni, Katya, Jaclyn Case, Katja Kassin, Kristina Rose, Savannah Stern, Dakoda Brookes, Myka Rain, all of whom back that "thang" up onto the turgid poles of some of the world’s best endowed studs. Booyah! With this release, Everhard has implied that there is no better way to start the week than with a double serving of sweet, round ass. And well, we agree.

· "This Butt's 4 U 4" (julesjordanvideo.com)

The New York Times made Katie "Jordan" Price...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:22:05 EDT

The New York Times made Katie "Jordan" Price famous to everyone who reads the Sunday paper, and now fans of Polish boobie magazine CKM will become very well acquainted with her too. Of course, we feel like we've known her forever, so it's more like a reunion with an old friend than anything. (dailypoa.com)

Fans of Katie Price (neé Jordan)...

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 10:50:18 EDT

Fans of Katie Price (neé Jordan) will be happy to know that her fame will soon be spreading to the American side of the Atlantic, thanks to this article in this weekend's New York Times magazine. We have to question the Times' claim that Katie is simply famous for being famous, though. Being a Page 3 girl and having an incredible rack counts for something, you know. (nytimes.com)

Sophie Price, a.k.a. the younger sister...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:45:11 EDT

Sophie Price, a.k.a. the younger sister of tabloid fixture and lad mag model Jordan, wants you to know that she and her sister are completely different. For those keeping track at home, Sophie is shorter, curvier, and likes darker clothes ... and, most importantly, has no intention of going topless for a photo shoot. Unless, apparently, she has her hands in front of her boobs, in which case it's totally OK! Good to have that cleared up, isn't it? (thesun.co.uk)

This Week In Lad Mags: Sophie's First Strip

Jonnobot — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:00:11 EDT

Fans of professional British topless person Katie "Jordan" Price may be interested to hear that her barely legal sibling Sophie Price has recently decided to follow her into that magical world of appearing seminude in Zoo Weekly. We don't know whether she's planning on becoming as much of a naked tabloid fixture as her big sis, but she has that whole hands-placed-demurely-over-the-boobs thing down already. She's clearly a natural! (Er, in some ways anyway.) (zootoday.com)

Meet Sophie Price (a.k.a. Jordan 2.0)

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 16:08:05 EST

Of all the big breasted birds to come out of UK modeling scene in the last decade, few are more well-known than Katie Price, even if she's actually better know by her other name, Jordan. With nothing more than a little gumption and some excessive plastic surgery she became one of the most recognizable, um ... faces in the world and one of the most talked about in British tabloid circles too. Fame, money, more fame—there are plenty of young girls who would like to emulate her success, but few have a better shot at it than her own kid sister.

After hiding in plain sight—since she only this month came of age—Katie's 18-year-old sibling, Sophie Price is eager to start her new career as (what else?) a model. She's obviously got good genes and has declared her intention to be "huge" like her sister—but not quite that huge. She's very modestly aiming for C-cup implants, unlike the 32FF's Katie used to own. We don't see why she needs any enhancement at all, but the world of Page 3 girls is becoming a vicious arms race. No topless shots of Sophie yet, but if a Price girl says her ultimate career goal is a Playboy shoot, then goshdarnit we think she just might get there.

· "I want to be huge like Jordan" - Sophie Price (story + slideshow @ thesun.co.uk)

It's probably been awhile since you got...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:13:06 EDT

It's probably been awhile since you got a good look at Katie Price's underwear, but we suppose it's a positive development that she's actually wearing some when she goes out on the town. Accidents do happen. (drunkenstepfather.com)