These days, however, it seems that nudity on behalf of PETA is a given—regardless of the associated copy. Like with this ad featuring Joanna Krupa. Since when are angels naked? Not that we're complaining, mind you (we're definitely not complaining)...but it would be nice to think that the nudity here wasn't purely gratuitous.

Oh, who are we kidding. We'll take any nudity, any time, anywhere. Thanks PETA!

· Joanna Krupa's Naked PETA Ad (hollywoodtuna.com)

Or, well—regardless, it's still Joanna Krupa, taking her clothes off for the public. And that's something to be celebrated whenever it happens, wherever it happens.

· Joanna Krupa Nude in Playboy (egotastic.com)

We love Joanna Krupa, of course, but we simply can't condone this behavior. We don't even want to talk about it! What kind of hedonistic need was she trying to fulfill with all this tickle nonsense? This is how it goes: the downfall of our youth. Next there'll be dancing...

· Joanna Krupa Tickled Pink in Fetish Video (tmz.com)

The last time Joanna Krupa graced the pages of Playboy was June 2005! That was a whole other government administration. Pope Benedict XVI was barely pope! It's about time Joanna got back on the nudity game. We can't wait to see what she has to offer this amazing new world we live in. While we wait for the December issue, let's enjoy some vintage Joanna Krupa.

Photos via FListed (flisted.com)

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· Joanna Krupa - Leg Avenue Lingerie Photoshoot (cameltap.com)

· Joanna and Marta Krupa are hot (funtasticus.com)

· Joanna Krupa is a Polish model starring in an Australian magazine, which might make some Americans question their own patriotism. Should we get the U.N. involved? (dailypoa.com)

· A new study says that when shown pictures of couples having sex, men stare at women's faces and it's the women who stare at the naughty bits. We don't know how they figured this out, but those scientists might want to check their machines. (forbes.com)

· Oh noes!!1! A local weathergirl traffic reporter may have posed nude for Playboy six years ago! What will all the little traffic fans think! (postchronicle.com)

· We're all in favor of masturbation, but when you persist in doing it after being stabbed, it might be time to admit you have a problem. (theage.com.au)

· A judge orders a California strip club to stop offering nude dancing. Can you order a rainbow to stop being colorful? (knbc.com)

· Not surprisingly, most parents would support new limits on sex and violence in the media, but they've also deluded themselves into thinking that they know what they're kids are watching. They're so adorable at this age, aren't they? (cnn.com)

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· Vivid may have run into a little snag with their Toastee sex tape they were planning on releasing—like the fact that Red Light District says they bought it first. Get back to us when you sort it all out, guys. Or don't. (avn.com)

· Model Joanna Krupa does not care much for wearing those ... what do you call them? Oh yeah, shirts. (gorillamask.net)

· NASA wants to send people into space for years at a time, but would rather they not touch each other while they're up there. They don't need that space baby momma drama. (cnn.com)

· New research claims that Stone Age men and women were using dildos on each other. Does that mean it's okay now when someone says you're like a caveman in bed? (timesonline.co.uk)

· What's the secret to living 116 years? Apparently, it's never getting laid. It does store up a lot of extra energy. (ananova.com)

· The best reason to keep your ass in shape is so that you always make a good, uh ... impression for your co-workers. (Flickr, via adrants.com)

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