· Possible Nudity from Jessica Alba in "The Killer Inside Me" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

· Jessica Alba Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)

Though we question the methods of the committee that created the list (are all the world's sexiest women really models and actresses?), we can't deny that this certainly is a list of some very sexy women. And we're happy to see that more than a few of our favorite celebs (hi Dita!) made it on the list.

· Las 50 Chicas Mas Sexys - DT _-2009 (Spain) (full list @ cameltap.com)

· OMFG!!1!#! Jessica Alba's nipples are totally erect! (Give us break, will you? It's the Friday before Memorial Day.) (bastardly.com)

· That's probably why we can't decide what's more appealing in this photo: Beyoncé in a bikini or a lounge chair by the side of a nice pool. What if the pool has a wi-fi connection? (gossipword.com)

· Glow-in-the-dark fur bikinis to wear out to the clubs? Yeah, we can totally see that. (glowfur.com, via shakewellbeforeuse.com)

· Remember when girls wearing men's pants was the hottest thing in pornography? Yeah, us neither, but we're not 117 years old. (reason.com)

· Do you have a fetish for collecting dirty underwear? Well, today's your lucky day, because a sporting goods maker is giving them free drawers by stuffing them inside punching bags. So much for putting on a clean fight. (foxnews.com + newsnet5.com)

· Oh ... so this is why they don't want nude car washes in Australia. Their insurance doesn't cover slip and fall accidents. (frikid.com)

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· Jessica Alba is already working on a plan to move up to No. 1 on next year's Hot 100 list. We would say these GQ pictures make her the early frontrunner. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Meanwhile, Avril Lavigne focuses her self-promotional efforts on the cover of the new issue of Blender. Hey, it's an even longer way to No. 1 from No. 15, so we guess she can use all the help she can get. (egotastic.com)

· Seems like the sex in that Marilyn Manson video is a little too real for some people. We're still traumatized about it even if it turns out to be fake, so what does it matter? (mtv.com)

· The domain Porn.com has been sold for over $9.5 million. "DirtPipeMilkshakeMILFs.com", however, is still available for a much lower price—so don't give up your hopes of being an online smut mogul just yet. (sys-con.com)

· Presidential candidate Mitt Romney did not have sex with his wife before they were married. Don't we all feel a little safer now? (mineralwellsindex.com)

· A business owner hopes to take her fight against Alabama's sex toy ban to the Supreme Court, mostly because she wants to hear John Paul Stevens say the word "dildos." (montgomeryadvertiser.com + xbiz.com)

· A New York state legislator proposes that exotic dancers be required to have a license to strip. It sounds like some people should need a license to govern. (avn.com)

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Just like in boxing, where any guy wearing pants can throw on a belt and call himself "Champion," just about every famous actress can probably find some website or magazine to declare her the hottest or sexiest or most "do-able." female on the planet. (Maybe all three.) But we suppose a few carry more weight than others, since even legitimate news organizations are reporting on Maxim's Hot 100 list, which finds Lindsay Lohan in this year's top spot. Her nipple-riffic antics not withstanding, it tough to gauge exactly what put her over the top of Jessica Alba (FHM's Sexiest celeb) and Scarlett Johansson (who was Playboy's). Or why foul-mouthed pixie Sarah Silverman made the cover of the Hot 100 issue, complete with a spread inside, even though she's only No. 29. Or why last year's winnder Eva Longoria dropped eight slots to No. 9. Or why Ashley Olsen is number 37, yet her identical twin sister isn't even on the list. There are a lot of uncertainties in life, but the biggest may be why we can't get all these gals together for some kind of battle royale pillow fight to unify all the titles. Our society needs a queen whose legitimacy is unchallenged—otherwise all we have is anarchy.

· Maxim's 2007 Hot 100 (maxim.com, which seems to be buckling under the pressure of all that babery today)
· "Lindsay Lohan tops Maxim's 'Hot 100'" (cnn.com)
· Maxim Hot 100 2007 Girls List (gallery links @ torontopics.com)
· Sarah Silverman: Sexy Maxim Girl (justjared.buzznet.com)
· Maxim Hot 100 '07 on VH1, May 22 (vh1.com)

Previously: FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2007, Top 50 Sexiest Bums (Or Are They?), 100 Sexiest Bodies

· Jessica Alba goes back to work, which basically just means standing around and looking really hot. Stand back ... she's a professional! (egotastic.com)

· Meanwhile, Kate Middleton gets over her breakup with Prince William by letting photographers aim their cameras up her skirt. Hey, it worked for Britney. (celebpixx.blogspot.com)

· German researchers discover that sexual frustration is a vicious downward cycle that leads directly to your parent's basement. (spiegel.de)

· Helpful tourist maps will show you where to find the local shrine to the Virgin Mary, and also where to pick up some lube and condoms for the ride home. Just because she was a virgin, doesn't mean you have to be. (reuters.com)

· How do baseball pitchers get rewarded for their first Major League win? Nude locker room hugs, of course. Those road trips can get lonely sometimes. (sfgate.com)

· A Swedish college student gets reprimanded by her university for posing nude in a magazine, so turns the whole school into even higher authorities. Wait, you can do that? (upi.com)

· Adult company Private Media reports that 50% of its sales now come from "new media." Uh, isn't that supposed to mean the interweb or something? (avn.com)

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It's deja vu all over again as Jessica Alba tops FHM's annual list of the 100 Sexiest Women in the World, beating last year's winner Scarlett Johanssen (who comes in at #3, bestill our hearts) and recouping the mediocre showing she made in FHM's list two and three years ago, where she came in at a paltry #13 and #57 respectively. While this is Jessica's first time in the Number One spot at FHM (and deservedly so), we seem to remember seeing her make the top of similar lists a few years ago, which leads us to believe that FHM's online babe watching community is a lot more conservative than we thought when it comes to finding new objects of adoration to vote for. They may also be a lot less discerning too, seeing how Jennifer Aniston beat both Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick and that Keeley Hazell didn't even make the top fifty. Guess there's no accounting for other peoples' taste—since our own, you know, is totally beyond reproach.

· FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2007 (fhmonline.com)
· See also: FHM 100 Hot Girls 2004 - 2005 - 2006 - 2007 (archive @ torontopics.com)

Previously: FHM's All-Girl Kama Sutra, Top 50 Sexiest Bums (Or Are They?), Britain's Best Boobs: Move Over, Keeley!, Zoo's 100 Hottest Topless Pics of 2006, Meet Diana Chaifair: Miss FHM 2006, Maxim UK's Girls of 2007

· If you watch Jessica Alba very closely, you can sort of see her underwear in her new movie. On the other hand, you will definitely see Dane Cook, so make your choice carefully. (egotastic.com)

· A tanning agent designed to help prevent skin cancer could be the next Viagra. At the very least our nude beaches will be a lot more interesting. (sltrib.com)

· Speaking of beaches—we are almost postive you have never heard of Wonderbra model Elisabetta Gregoraci. We are also sure you'd love to be on whatever beach she's hanging out on right now. (taxidrivermovie.com)

· And speaking of nude beaches—we know nudism isn't about sex, but let's face it ... a hot chick is a hot chick, even in Russia. (moscowtimes.ru)

· Meanwhile, in Canada you can get booted from your nudist club for not being friendly enough. All these rules are almost enough to make you put your clothes back on and go to work. (onlymagazine.ca)

· Surprisingly, the strip aerobics trend hasn't completely died out yet. We guess shoving dollar bills down g-strings will never go out of style. (thehilltoponline.com)

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