<![CDATA[Fleshbot: jasmine byrne]]> http://tags.fleshbot.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/fleshbot.com.png <![CDATA[Fleshbot: jasmine byrne]]> http://fleshbot.com/tag/jasminebyrne http://fleshbot.com/tag/jasminebyrne <![CDATA[Raven Haired Beauties Get Their Turn In "Brunette Ambition"]]> Dark hair draws you in, framing a woman's face and making it harder to hide imperfections in her beauty. Erik Everhard's newest release pays tribute to those smoldering sex pots who've gone over to the dark side.

For many of us, "Blonde Ambition" will forever be associated with Madonna's iconic and unforgettable performance of yesteryear, which Rolling Stone once proclaimed the best tour of 1990. For the younger set, it will more likely refer to the hapless 2007 Jessica Simpson movie that came and went faster than a young boy's fleeting masturbatory fantasy about blasting a fresh batch of nut chowder across that blow up doll's fat, big league baiting booty. Church.

But while much ado has been made about the blond set (it's practically its own niche), rarely do we see such attention paid to the darker coiffed beauties. Celebrities from Angelina Jolie to Sandra Bullock have been as easy targets for the unquenchable sexual fantasies as Kate Hudson, Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann turned their sex appeal into political careers, despite debilitating mental retardation, becoming more popular than transsexual Coulter amongst sexually repressed red meat and bloody potato eating Republicans.

Leave it to Erik Everhard, one of the most oversexed men on the planet, to turn his insight and massive tool to the plundering of brunettes with the release of his latest movie "Brunette Ambition" which releases this week.

With a dream ensemble of young, beautiful, slutty women, including Jasmine Byrne, Tory Lane, Gianna Michaels, Sandra Romain, Lela Star, Amy Ried, Liliane Tiger, Angelina Crow, Rachel Starr, and Angel Dark, it's an amazing first venture into the world of serious, librarian type, often overlooked women.

"Brunette Ambition" releases this week from Jules Jordan Video. Check out our exclusive gallery. Brunettes of the world—rise up and fuck!

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]]> http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5400432&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[School's In Forever: Hot Schoolgirls]]> Yes, schoolgirls are a total porn cliche. But it's for a very good reason: schoolgirls are hot. With their short skirts, and their high socks, and the naughty suggestion of barely legal status...

Well, you didn't have to ask us twice for this one—we were more than happy to spend the afternoon combing through galleries of scantily clad students receiving important life lessons and discipline from their professors. And hey, if anyone wants to request a follow up gallery (say, of those naughty schoolgirls receiving some discipline)... we think we'll somehow find the ability to persevere and assemble that one, too.


Celina Cross (freedpxxx.com)


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]]> http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5157187&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[A Good Old Fashioned POV Blowjob]]> There's nothing particularly fancy or unique about this clip—we just happen to think that Jasmine Byrne gives a damn fine blowjob. And we especially enjoy getting the opportunity to really appreciate it, POV-style.

And you know what? Sometimes, after a long, hard week of watching porn and... watching more porn, that's really all we need to kick off a nice, relaxing weekend. (And, uh, Happy Valentine's Day!)

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]]> http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5153513&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Jasmine Byrne]]> Today is both National Pie Day, and the 24th birthday of pocket-sized latina porn star Jasmine Byrne. Here is a picture of Jasmine on the floor of a diner, waiting for her pie.

Searches for “Jasmine Byrne” and “pie” do not yield the kind of results the National Pie Council would want on their website, but they do bring up lots of pictures of Jasmine Byrne, which is actually just fine with us.

Happy birthday, Jasmine – go have some pie!

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

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]]> http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5138431&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Up Yours, Eh?: "Anal Cavity Search 4"]]>
Maybe the grounds and standard procedure for a full body cavity search differ in Canada, from whence the mighty Eric Everhard and his mastodon-sized genitalia hail (as clearly evidenced by the maple leaf necklace he sports throughout the video) — but here in America the only way to get this thorough of an investigation into the elasticity and viscosity of your holes is to be deemed an enemy combatant or a suspected heroin smuggler. Despite our fondness for our neighbors to the north, we are suddenly glad we don't live in Canada.

In "Anal Cavity Search 4", Everhard and his accomplices dispense with reason — not to mention probable cause — and get right to the business of intense rectal probing. Surprisingly, there seems to be no shortage of stunning young starlets lining up to take the punishment; the roster this time around includes Fleshbot fave Jenny Hendrix along with Andi Anderson (making, we're told, her DP debut), Jasmine Byrne, Nika, Pamela, Shyla Stylez, and the spritely Aubrey Adams.

"Anal Cavity Search 4" ships this week from Everhard Entertainment and Jules Jordan Video, and we think that Everhard should ask the Canadian Board of Tourism to sponsor his movies from now on in return for his continuing boosterism of his native land. Let's just hope this doesn't become standard procedure for all border crossings from now on, eh?

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]]> http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=368087&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ A rare anal scene starring Eva Angelina!...]]> A rare anal scene starring Eva Angelina! A not-so-rare but always welcome anal scene by Jenna Haze! A comeback of sorts by Jasmine Byrne! Another anal scene by Claire Dames, who is both making her anal debut and has the wit to call herself Claire Dames! Is there any reason not to watch Elegant Angel's "Big Wet Asses #12"? (As if you could resist that title anyway.) (xfanz.com; see also the [very hot] trailer @ elegantangelblog.com)

]]> http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=316352&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[DVD Review: "Not The Bradys XXX"]]> While director Will Ryder's much-hyped "Not The Bradys XXX" is not a porn parody the way "The Da Vinci Load" was in that it doesn't add anything new and only imagines familiar characters having sex, its attention to detail, faithfulness to a "Brady Bunch"-style storyline (but with cumshots!), and—most important for good porn—an instinct to not get in its own way, makes this movie a fun purchase.

Read more after the jump.

Not The Bradys XXX

Studio: LFP Distribution/X-Play
Director: Will Ryder
Cast: Hillary Scott, Alana Evans, Mike Horner, Lynn LeMay, James Deen, Aurora Snow, Leah Luv, Ron Jeremy, Sunny Lane, Paulina James, Veronique Vega

Review by Gram Ponante

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In addition, like last year's "The New Neighbors", "Not The Bradys XXX" features what to porn is a multigenerational cast; Baby Boomer AVN Hall-of-Famers Ron Jeremy, Lynn LeMay, and Mike Horner appear alongside the likes of Alana Evans, a MILF-but-for-a-child at 31, and younglings Hillary Scott and Jasmine Byrne.

From the guerilla exterior shot of the real "Brady Bunch" house in Studio City to the laudable, accurate interior design by Hustler's staff, "Not The Bradys XXX" sets new standards for porn ripoffs. And the plot is right out of Mike and Carol's playbook (again, except for the cumshots).

Mike's company is losing business and the Not The Bradys are short of cash. The kids of their own accord seek to find employment to stave off ruin. Hillary Scott, as Marcia, applies to be a nude model at the studio of a sleazebag. There she bumps into a friend, Jasmine Byrne, who in turn bumps into Bobby Not Brady. They become ensexed.

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Byrne looks good. Too good. I had to look away.

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Somewhere in the middle the movie loses coherence. People start having sex randomly. And the promise of a tryst between Lynn LeMay as Alice and Ron Jeremy as Sam the Butcher never materializes. In fact, they never have a seen together. Filmed in a large studio, the voices echo.

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The editing is efficient; awkward dialogue passes quickly and the pace is even.

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It has become a cliche that the mark of a bad movie is when the last scene reveals that the narrative has all been a dream. But this is porn, and you have but slumbered here. Dream-Marcia fucks her own brother, and it is up to the "Brady Bunch" scholar or the fan who listened to the movie's theme song to remember that they're not really related.

I expected not to like this movie because of its abhorrent hype, but it was pretty good, with standout scenes from Byrne, Scott, Aurora Snow (with Tee Real), and Mike Horner and Alana Evans. Attempts at humor were mercifully short and not distracting.

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A real treat of this movie was the background footage. Ron Jeremy talks about the danger of Viagra for young men and an incident in Mallorca where he had to fuck a woman in the ass who was vomiting. The interview is more compelling than I'm making it sound.

"Not the Bradys XXX" is a solid porn movie with A-list talent and lots of worthwhile extras. If the same crew wanted to plunder for porn inspiration that other Sherwood Schwartz gem, "Gilligan's Island", I wouldn't chain myself to the camera.

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