<![CDATA[Fleshbot: jada+fire]]> http://tags.fleshbot.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/fleshbot.com.png <![CDATA[Fleshbot: jada+fire]]> http://fleshbot.com/tag/jadafire http://fleshbot.com/tag/jadafire <![CDATA[The "Seasoned Players 11: Salt And Pepper" Contest Makes Us Wanna Shoop]]> It's (perhaps) the final contest of 2009, and it's gonna be special. If you help us, we'll bring tidings of good cheer (and free porn).

Tom Byron's latest project, "Seasoned Players 11: Salt And Pepper," got us wondering why it took so long for Mr. Byron to add any spices into his tasty treats. Of course, now that he's used salt and pepper, where will he go next? That's where you come in.

Tell us: what are your favorite ways to spice up sex? This, of course, doesn't have to be literal. Then again, if you have a super kinky way to incorporate star anise and cinnamon into your love life, feel free to share with the world.

Post your entries in the comments section. Whoever presents a finger-licking-good blend of 11 herbs and spices will win a copy of Seasoned Players 11: Salt And Pepper, and hopefully influence Tom Byron's next film project.

And now to rule on last week's Elizabethan flirt-off. All of you: most impressive. junkzm3001's quick jab of game was sweet and to the point, and will likely be used by a certain Fleshbot employee at the clubs later tonight:

Parting is such sweet sorrow, unless it be the splitting of your legs.

Chicks dig Shakespeare, right?

Anyway, since the remaining entries are all from winners of previous Fleshbot contests, we have ourselves a real veteran battle. You are excellent combatants; grand writers, all of you. If we could, we'd split the DVD in thirds and give each of you a piece so that you could only watch it when you united the broken portions like that crown from Hellboy II: The Golden Army. But we won't do that.

So we declare: MalzyWheels is the winner! Observe, how he entices the females:

If I werst to compare thee to a frolicking summer's day,
wouldst thou look upon thyself as a lowly Summer's Eve?
Thou art so lovely, and so fine,
with golden locks of pearls draping around thine fair, beautiful face.
Thou bosom arst so ample, so healthy, so grand,
Like a majestic mountain range ye admires off in the vast horizon.
With a stout, strong frame, with padding whereat one wouldst expect,
I wouldst grasp unto to thee by the behind and mount thy person like a rabid dog.
But I get carried away with thyself
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That line about Summer's Eve gave us a bard-on (thanks to Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man for that gem). Still, readers should definitely go back and read the other entries, by Pinkie and Beaker.

Congratulations (again), MalzyWheels! You just brought The Curse of MacBeth upon yourself. We'll be contacting you through your profile page to let you know how to claim your prize.

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<![CDATA[Jada Fire, Well Seasoned (And Very Delicious)]]> Tom Byron knows that its always important to keep things fresh—especially a long running series like "Seasoned Players." Earlier this year, he blended the concept with "Asseaters Unanimous;" now, in its eleventh edition, "Seasoned Players" has gone interracial.

And who better to include in such a buffet than 11 year veteran Jada Fire? No one, that's who (though we must admit, her costars are pretty impressive, too....).

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<![CDATA[Jada Fire Gets On Marco's "Dark Side"]]> No, "The Dark Side of Marco Banderas" is not an interracial title. It is post-racial. And neither is it a somber and moody piece of porn. In fact, the viewer is left happy for everyone involved. Then there's Jada Fire...

The Dark Side of Marco Banderas 3

Studio: Mercenary
Director: Marco Banderas
Cast: Marco Banderas, Lexington Steele, Annette Schwarz, Jada Fire, Pinky, Sienna West, Mya Luanna, Alanah Rae, Diana Doll, Rebeca Linares

Not only is Marco Banderas one of the nicest guys in porn, but he also has great teeth. So his "Dark Side" movies give the false impression that, because the sex is nasty, its perpetrators are, too.

But Banderas, like cohort Lexington Steele and a few others (Steve Holmes comes to mind) really comes across Annette Schwarz's face as grateful rather than "dark" in this series of vignettes featuring things like a dream sequence with Rebeca Linares and Alanah Rae (you see, they're selling cookies) and a glorious romp with Annette Schwarz in which the German uberfrau seems to inhale Banderas.

Then there are scenes with the unabashedly bootylicious Pinky and the exquisite Jada Fire as well as zaftig landmadel Katja Kassin and Mya Luanna, who answer the door to find Banderas in a towel speaking Spanish. It almost seems like a couples' movie if there weren't so much assfucking.

(NB: Plenty of couples I know assfuck on a regular basis, but they don't watch porn.)

Banderas seems genuinely happy to be amongst this bevy of hippy hotties, and there is no dark side evident whatsoever. So you'll have to oblige the title even if there's never a dark moment.

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<![CDATA["Rocco Ravishes L.A.": Someone's in the Toilet with Bobbi]]> Look at how Kristina Rose protects Fleshbot readers' tender sensibilities by obscuring Rocco Siffredi's cock with her foot. Perhaps this is why Siffredi later puts Bobbi Starr's head in the toilet. You and your Puritan reservations.

Rocco Ravishes L.A.

Studio: Evil Angel
Director: Rocco Siffredi
Cast: Kristina Rose, Dana DeArmond, Adrianna Nicole, Jamie Elle, Bobbi Starr, Jada Fire, Lexi Love, Kagney Linn Karter, Rocco Siffredi, Marco Banderas, Toni Ribas, Mark Davis

Review by: Gram Ponante

There is so much unnecessary hype in porn that when someone like Rocco Siffredi comes out of retirement because he can't resist someone like Bobbi Starr, it's a shame when so little is made of it.

Siffredi channels Randy Newman in both his love of L.A. and in boxcover font choice for his stateside comeback extravaganza, "Rocco Ravishes L.A.," in which "The Stallion" and a troupe of foreigners (Mark Davis, Marco Banderas, and Tony Ribas) are violently serviced by Starr, Dana DeArmond, Adrianna Nicole, Jamie Elle, Lexi Love, Jada Fire, Kagney Linn Karter, and Kristina Rose.

One of the persistent myths about any porn, but particularly this type of clinical, graphic, and forceful material, is that the women in in don't like it. While this is certainly true some of the time, it is most often not the case, and we can see this in scenes with Starr, Karter, and Adrianna Nicole, in particular.

"I was star-struck," Bobbi Starr told me a month after the Siffredi shoot, which took place in January, 2009. "He wasn't originally going to put my head in the toilet, but I kind of begged him to."

This movie is dirty, dirty, dirty but, lest you think it is dirty in that disaffected European sterile way, "Rocco Ravishes L.A." has heart. Rocco is clearly delighted to be back in the catbird seat again, as are his gracefully aging cohorts, each of whom drops loads spiced with a little gratefulness.

Kagney Linn Karter was new to the business when this movie was shot, and Lexi Love had just returned to it after a hiatus. Both are great fun to watch. Jada Fire is like an ominous storm cloud washing over both Lexi Love and Mark Davis, and she looks exquisite.

"Rocco Ravishes L.A." is one of those movies that is both a great snapshot of porn in 2009 and an education in the style of a guy who has been teaching hardcore fucking for more than a decade.

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<![CDATA[Popshots of the Week! Cummin' On Ya]]> It was difficult to find an above-the-fold image to grace this week's Sindee/Bree/Sasha/Jada-rrific Popshots, so we went with a time-honored rule: No Penile Penetration on the First Page (but you can be assured that Sindee Jennings is thinking about it).

It really was Tommy Gunn's week: First he debuted his pretty awesome "Cummin at You" 3-D porn, in which he and Sindee Jennings literally COME RIGHT AT YOU, and then he trotted off to fuck Jada Fire in Dave Naz's upcoming "Cheating Hollywood Wives" for Private.

I love this picture of Jada Fire. She looks like the type of backup singer the star gets jealous of and kicks off the tour.

Next is Bree Olson in the upcoming "Bree's College Daze 3" for Adam & Eve. Like ZZ Top once did, Bree travels to various places - in the case of these movies, colleges - and makes things right. With her very Breeness.


Breeness rhymes with penis, and that is exactly what Mr. Marcus has up Sasha Grey in "Cheating Hollywood Wives." See how I worked that in there? See how Mr. Marcus did? One seems more fun than the other ...

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<![CDATA[Mayhem's "Cum Inside Me White Boy" Ushers In New Era]]> Porn director Sammy Slater matches up horny white men with luscious black girls, pumping them hard and fast and leaving a gallon of population pudding creamed up inside their swollen and satisfied snatches.

His cast of sweet, juicy sistas with load thirsty va-jay-jay's includes Destiny Day, Samone Taylor, Eve Madison, up and cummer Misty Stone, and sexy black superstar Jada Fire.

As always, Jada is the one to watch first. She turns in a scorching scene then cools it down with a gooey glob of milky white man chowder piping hot from the tap.

A close second is sexy new kitten Misty Stone, who continues to surprise us with her beguiling charms. After sucking it stiff and riding it hard, showing off those sultry bedroom eyes and mouth watering curves, the precocious darling takes a freshly churned blast of fuck butter up her tight and tiny pink jam hole until she's bursting with custard, the steaming evidence silkily drooling down her trembling thighs, a smile plastered from ear to ear on her ravished face.

"Cum Inside Me White Boy" releases next week from Mayhem and Sammy Slater. We hope it serves to usher in a new era of tolerance and understanding porn, while it simultaneously gets your rocks off. Check out our sneak peek of the wet and sticky action below.

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<![CDATA[Well, If You Insist: "Undress Me"]]> We're all professionals here. But just for a second imagine that the person making her living on that stripper pole actually wanted to fuck you. I know it sounds crazy, but that's the premise of "Undress Me."

What makes this movie special is its choice of cast. Faye Reagan, Sochee Mala, Ryder Skye, Jada Fire, and the exquisite Sunny Leone all grind on and off a privately-installed stripper pole for ten minutes or so and then uncoil themselves—still perfectly made up and coiffed—to fuck some Porn Valley stand-in of you.

As we are currently in the slow season of porn production, you can take further delight in the fact that this movie was made one year ago this weekend, so it will be like you're drooling into a veritable time capsule.

So much has happened to these five women in the past twelve months! Some are fucking other men! Some are retired! But at least one is still Jada Fire, thank God.

And does Faye Reagan still follow the instructions on her panties? All we can do is hope.

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<![CDATA["Nurses of Boobsville" Makes Stationary Breasts Seem Uncool Again]]> Riley Evans, as you well know, has perfect breasts. But her four (or eight) counterparts in "Nurses of Boobsville" are so bouncy, sloshy, and boundary-redefining that it is a headscratcher that she even got her Associates Degree in Boobed Nursing.

"We want booby-rockin' - not perfection."

The women in this movie don't so much jiggle as overflow, Carmen Hayes, like a lighter-skinned, larger-jugged Jada Fire, is the most evocative of a time when a young man's thoughts turned to National Geographic as the Gold Standard of Boobs, but even tiny Evie Delatosso does a hypnotic tassel dance without tassels.

Director Jim Malibu knows that boobs and nurses hover at just about cortical level in the minds of porn consumers, and he provides several gloriously gratuitous shots of each of the heroines jumping up and down, driving patients like Eric Swiss out of their minds before gently reeling them in clutched in their voluminous funbags.

Riley Evans is the covergirl and most porny - and anachronistic - of this collection, which also features the wonderfully sloppy Sara Stone and the just-booby-enough Allie Foster.













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<![CDATA["Star Trek XXX": The Fleshbot Review]]> Over the past few years, we've seen porn parodies of everything from "The Brady Bunch" to "The Office"—and now, courtesy of Hustler and Axel Braun, we have "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," a parody unlike any other.

For one, this marks the first time a "Not the"-style parody has pornified a show that wasn't a sitcom—for another, never before have modern porn parodists attempted to venture into sci-fi. But does it work? Does "This Ain't Star Trek XXX" go boldly into this new territory—or does it meekly fall flat, unable to complete the journey?

We'd have to say that—for the most part—the venture is a success. It certainly helps that "Star Trek" was a rather campy endeavor, full of cheesy special effects and plot twists that didn't always add up (just like porn!). In terms of plot, set, and feel, "This Ain't Star Trek XXX" certainly keeps the pace with its inspiration (we guess all those hours Axel Braun spent studying old "Star Trek" footage paid off!). "This Ain't Star Trek XXX" certainly satisfied our desire for a porntastic retro future where multicultural crews explore the depths of space (and all the women wear crotchless pantyhose sans underwear).

Not surprisingly, Evan Stone's Kirk is the highlight of the film (we're pretty sure that Evan Stone will steal the show in any porn comedy); but his co-stars do turn in admirable performances (especially during their sex scenes, which take up about 5/6 of the two hour feature). We were particularly taken with the sexed up Jenna Haze and blood fever stricken Sasha Grey (but, of course, you knew we were going to say that).

For the curious, the plot (which can be watched, sans sex, on the bonus disc) amounts to this: while tooling around space, the Enterprise happens across a stranded ship, the Botany Bay. Upon boarding, they discover three bodies in suspended animation (and one skeleton). One of these bodies turns out to be Khan—who, upon being revived, seduces ship historian Marla MacGuyver (Aurora Snow), and then plots to take over the Enterprise by poisoning everyone with PSI 2000.

And what's the antidote to PSI 2000, you ask? Why, a sudden release of endorphins—like, say, an orgasm. Cue shipwide orgy!

Hot as the sex was, though, we occasionally found ourselves wishing (to echo one of our commenters) that there was less of it. Not that we minded seeing Jenna, Aurora, Sasha, Codi, and Jada heaving and sighing in various states of undress—but with so much time devoted to the fucking, "This Ain't Star Trek XXX" is more a standard porn with "Star Trek"-themed interludes, and less, well, a "Star Trek"-movie with sex in it.

Perhaps future porn parodies could take a page out of the "Pirates" handbook, and treat the sex scenes the way mainstream movies treat fight scenes: edit the shit out of them so that they fit into the flow of the movie, while still giving us our hedonistic burst of naughty pleasure (and then, of course, include the full sex scenes on the bonus disc, for the times when we don't care about plot).

But even so, this still winds up on our recommended list. Any movie that manages to keep Nick Manning from shouting, "Dropping loads!" gets automatic points (and hey, if it happens to replace that catchphrase with "Cum Khan, eat it, eat it"... well, so much the better).

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<![CDATA[First Look: "This Ain't Star Trek XXX" Goes (And Comes) Boldly]]> This past weekend, we went to check out the new "Star Trek" movie (the non-porn film). In between the explosions, we kept thinking the same thing: "Man, if only this were a porno."

Well, we may not get the chance to see that impossibly beautiful "Star Trek" cast getting it on, but at least Hustler has assembled another, equally sexy Enterprise crew to strip down and get sexed up. Yes, kids: "This Ain't Star Trek XXX" comes out tomorrow—and we've got a sneak peek at the action, right here, right now.

It may not be the first "Star Trek" porn out there, but we're pretty sure it's easily the best. With Jada Fire as Uhura taking on Kirk and Spock at the same time, crew member Aurora Snow taming the wrathful Khan with her talented ladyparts, Codi Carmichael jumping Bones's bones, Jenna Haze giving Spock the what for, and—last but certainly not least—Vulcan Sasha Grey getting logical with Captain Kirk...well, really, could it possibly get any better than this? We're not even sure what the plot is, but with a cast like this, we're not sure we care.

"This Ain't Star Trek XXX" streets tomorrow, May 12. Go boldly where no one else has gone, right here in this exclusive gallery.

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<![CDATA["This Ain't Star Trek XXX": The Long Awaited Trailer]]> At long last, and after a whole month of anticipation, Hustler has released the official trailer for "This Ain't Star Trek XXX." The good news is that the movie looks awesome.

The bad news? We still have to wait a whole two weeks to see the finished product. What gives? We want to see it now! We need to know why, exactly, everyone's eyes are going weird, and what evil plot Khan unleashes... oh, and also we want to see Vulcan Sasha Grey gettin' logical (if you know what we mean).

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<![CDATA[Sasha Grey Makes A Beautiful Vulcan]]> Hustler has released the first screencaps from "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," and it looks like they're being true to their promise and keeping the costumes, set, and camera angles very true to the original.

Now we'll just have to see if the plot and the fucking are something Gene Roddenberry would be willing to take credit for.

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<![CDATA["Star Trek" Vs. "This Ain't Star Trek XXX": A Comparison]]> Last week, Hustler announced their intentions to boldly go where many had gone before, and shoot their very own "Star Trek" porn: "This Ain't Star Trek XXX."

Well, a week later, the sets have been constructed, the costumes designed—and, most importantly, the cast has been set. But how does Hustler's band of adventurous starfarers compare to the original crew of the NCC-1701? We've put together a side by side comparison, so you can judge for yourselves.

Kirk

Star Trek XXX: Evan Stone
Star Trek: William Shatner

Spock

Star Trek XXX: Tony DeSergio
Star Trek: Leonard Nimoy

Sulu

Star Trek XXX: Ero Sennin
Star Trek: George Takei

Bones

Star Trek XXX: Cheyne Collins
Star Trek: DeForest Kelley

Scotty

Star Trek XXX: Anthony Rosano
Star Trek: James Doohan

Khan

Star Trek XXX: Nick Manning
Star Trek: Ricardo Montalban

Uhura

Star Trek XXX: Jada Fire
Star Trek: Nichelle Nichols

Nurse Christine Chapel (maybe)

Star Trek XXX: Codi Carmichael
Star Trek: Majel Barrett

And, of course, what porn parody would be complete without some completely invented female characters?

Ruth: Jenna Haze

Chandra: Sasha Grey

Marla: Aurora Snow

· This Ain't Star Trek XXX set report (hustlerworld.com)

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<![CDATA[We Are "In Love with Marie Luv" AND SO ARE YOU]]> There is no greater feeling of accomplishment and validation than when we spit on Marie Luv's tits, as Lee Stone did in this movie, and she calls us a "dirty bastard."


Of course we did not spit on the tits of the Sweetheart of Torrance, but we have a feeling that in certain circumstances she would have been amenable to it.

We see Luv amiably take on everyone from Lee Stone to Brian Pumper to Jada Fire (with a strap-on - and who straps Jada Fire?) in this compilation DVD.

The DVD provides no narrative whatsoever but does, in its seven rapid-fire scenes, prove that Luv is capable of anything, from the nastiest trash-talking to the most vaseline-lensed glamour porn possible.

To paraphrase Prince, "I've never seen (such a) skinny girl look so thick." Luv is welcome in any gathering.

· Metro Content (metrocontent.com)
· Buy "In Love with Marie Luv" (gamelink.com)

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<![CDATA[More Is More: Big, Beautiful Areolas]]> In our ongoing effort to take our readers on a tour of wide, wide world of nipples, we'd like to dedicate today to the study of big nipples—or, to be more specific, big areolas.

From the fiery flesh of Jada Fire to the puffy wonders of Naomi to the expansive areolas of Danielle, we like to think of these nipples as the delicious cherry on top of some of the most beautiful (and bountiful) breasts that we know. They may be more than a mouthful—but they're certainly not hard to swallow.


Jada Fire


Krystal DeBoor


Naomi



Janine

Carmella Bing


Whitney Stevens


Kissy Kapri

Danielle

*****

Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

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<![CDATA[These Boots Were Made For Fucking: Top Ten Girls In Boots Sex Videos]]> Nancy Sinatra's boots were made for walking—and we think they got the short end of the stick. Sexy and seductive as they are, boots should be reserved for one thing, and one thing only: fucking.

Okay, maybe we'd allow a little bit of walking (you have to get to the place where you're going to be having sex, right?), but we are completely opposed to the idea of a girl wearing boots and someone not engaging in any sort of sexual activity. That's just... wrong. Absolutely wrong. And if you somehow don't agree with us, just watch the videos below. We think you'll find yourself on our side in no time flat.


Raven in Leather Boots (redtube.com)


Jada Fire in PVC Boots (redtube.com)


Rachel Starr in Latex Boots (pornhub.com)


Very sexy gal in boots (megaporn.com)


Miko Sinz in red boots/a> (pornhub.com)


Katja Kean - Anal With Her Boots On (pornhub.com)


These boots are made for fucking (youporn.com)


Girl in boots (megaporn.com)


Selma in knee-high boots (megaporn.com)


Black boots (megaporn.com)

*****

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

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<![CDATA[Jada Fire And Bobbi Starr Wish You A Very Sexy New Year]]> Some people like to end the year with a bang... but we prefer to end it with a squirt. And who better to squirt us into the new year than Squirtwoman herself, Jada Fire?

Throw in a little help from Bobbi Starr and an eager gentleman friend, and it's looking like it'll be a very good new year indeed. 2008 who? 2009 is the only year for us, man.

· Jada Fire is Squirtwoman with Bobbi Star (pornhub.com)

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<![CDATA[Thick, Full, And Delicous: Lovely, Luscious Pussy Lips]]> While it is most wonderfully, definitely true that all ladyparts are their own beautiful, unique snowflakes, there are certain snowflakes that we happen to find particularly alluring.

For today's edition of Fleshbot Requests, we'd like to celebrate those snowflakes that are thick, meaty, and wonderfully full, the kind that make us want to bite down and get a mouthful of, uh, snow. We've rounded up eleven lovely specimens; take a break and enjoy the feast.


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Joanna Angel


Missy Monroe


Rene Pornero

Jada Fire


Luna Lane


Angelica Costello (angelicacostello.com)


Haley Scott

Kimberly Kane


Andie Valentino


Kelli Tyler (kellyfind.com)


Nikki Nova

*****

Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

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<![CDATA[Equal Porn Rights For All! Our Favorite Black Female Pornstars]]> Well, many of you have spoken, over and over again, and, yes, we hear you! There simply are not enough black female pornstars to be had in the wonderful world of porn—and we're all in agreement that something needs to be done about this. The civil rights movement has brought us all a long way—but we still haven't crossed that finally barrier, in which blacks and whites (and every other race, too) are equally fucked on camera, judged not by the color of their skin, but by the contents of their sexual performance. So it is that today we bring you some of our favorite women of color in porn, in some of our favorite clips, doing what they do best.

. . .


Adicktion takes on Byrons Long's big black cock (pornhub.com)


Skyy Black gets her pussy nailed (pornhub.com)


Milf Ayana Angel fucks the repair man (pornhub.com)


Jada Fire takes two Cocks (redtube.com)


Sinnamon Love sugary ass anal (pornhub.com)


Lacey Duvalle - Nyomi Marcela's Dirty Dreaming Scene 4 (pornhub.com)


Curly Aurora Jolie gets hardcore fucked (pornhub.com)


Chyanne Jacobs takes a big black cock in her ass (pornhub.com)


Tyra Moore takes on 2 (pornhub.com)


Kapri Styles anal creampie (pornhub.com)

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