· Brazil tries to shut down YouTube over the Daniela Cicarelli "sex tape", despite the fact that it's available on approximately forty seven squillion other sites anyway. Google plans to respond by buying the Amazon river. (chicagotribune.com)

· This interview with Fleshbot Supreme Commander Joanna Angel is depressingly safe for work (provided you keep the volume down), but she does discuss her love of threeways, so at least you'll get something out of it. (g4tv.com)

· We hope that all those booby pics we've posted didn't have anything to do with Dita Von Teese's divorce from hubby Marilyn Manson. Don't worry, though ... you still have little to no chance of dating her. (nypost.com)

· Tristan Taormino looks back at the year that was in sex. After all, we all know how much she likes wrapping things up in the end. (villagevoice.com)

· This alarmist "pornography goes mainstream" article is soooo adorable in a "Welcome to 2002" sorta way. Let's all give the writer a cookie and little pat on the head, shall we? (canada.com)

· This just in: Straight folks like butt sex too. What's not to like? (nymag.com)

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· The only thing worse for our economy than rising oil prices might be new rules that prevent investment bankers from holding client meetings in strip clubs. How will American business ever accomplish anything without tax-deductable lap dances? (usatoday.com)

· Bet you don't see this on American Inventor: A "sexual aid that may be chilled and inserted in bodily cavities for entertainment purposes." Talk about icy hotttt. (uspto.gov, via tgp.com)

· Is your Japanese love doll a little too ... leggy? Why not get one with removable gams? Because just like a real sex partner, those pesky limbs always seem to get in the way. (livejournal.com, via sexblo.gs)

· In today's scientific study from the Department of No Surprises, men who have positive images of their own bodies are more likely to engage in unsafe sex and have more partners. Meanwhile, for young girls the opposite tends to be true: low self-esteem leads to more risky behavior. Rumor also has it that college kids also like to stay up late and drink beer, but we'll wait until all the evidence is in. (reuters.com)

· Nerve sits down for a Q&A with "The Notorious Bettie Page" director Mary Herron. Any movie that take 14 years to make has to be good, right? (nerve.com)

· You may heard about that ancient Peruvian "fertility" temple, complete with five-foot high, penis-like structures; now comes evidence of a Buddhist shrine devoted to the worship of breasts. Fortunately, there are still places closer to home where you can pay homage to phallic statues and squirting nipples. It's called the internet. (nytimes.com + ridingsun.com)

· Speaking of breast worship, big-boob tabloid queens Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard team up like some well-endowed crimefighting superduo to show off their "bristols" for Loaded magazine. (gallery @ scans.sicknote.org)

· "I've found more than a hundred terms for vagina alone." A quote from the latest FCC diatribe against Howard Stern? A sequel to Jenna Jameson's biography? Nope—it's from the the newest edition of the complete works of Shakespeare. (observer.guardian.co.uk)

· A "tumbling" coach is banned from a Catholic high school in Illinois when his gay porn past suddenly comes to light. We feel bad for the guy, but really—where did the people who hired him think he learned all those moves? (wqad.com)

· You've seen the video—now read the story behind "VD Attack Plan", the Walt Disney classic that everyone is blogging about. (Laugh if you will, but it's still better than "The Emperor's New Groove.") We can't wait for the Elton John/Tim Rice Broadway adaptation! (othercinema.com + google video)

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"My name means 'fake pearl'," said Budapest-born Rita Faltoyano, who has worked in the adult industry in a couple dozen countries. "I am still looking to create some film about fake pearl necklaces or something."

Today Faltoyano, who is taller than the average porn actress, was sitting by the pool waiting to be made to look short in comparison with Briana Banks. More after the gap. - G. Ponante

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"I have been in the business for six years, all over the world," Faltoyano said. "I am lucky. I talk to some people who don't even know where Hungary is."

Faltoyano has been married to porn actor Tommy Gunn for a year. Unlike many married couples in the porn (or real) worlds, Faltoyno and Gunn still work with multiple partners.

"Tommy has only been in the business for two years," she said, "so he still gets excited about things. I have been in threee times as long, so I look at him to remember how I used to be."

Faltoyano and Gunn are inevitably the best-dressed couple in the room at the adult industry's various get-togethers and brainstorming sessions.

Later on, Faltoyano will be doubly penetrated by Michael Stafano and John Strong on a spindly couch in a chilly Chatsworth McMansion.

"Tommy and I make it work," she said.

· Rita Faltoyano (official [if nonexistent] site @ faltoyano.com)
· Rita Faltoyano galleries: 1, 2, 3, 4 (TGP/preview galleries via Ask Jolene)

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